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Its coming soon, i would be crazy to now participate. Post your thoughts about this day and your pirate sentences!

 

For those who dont know about it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internatio ... Pirate_Day

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Felix, je moeder.

Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)

Felix, je moeder.

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Hopefully I'll spend this day in my apartment, eating Cheetos, and being left alone.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How many cheetos do you have :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

I mean to eat them for an entire day.. That's like 30+ bags.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tbh, I'll just pretend not to notice. I just hope to GOD that customers don't come into work "Argggh give me a cheesy cheese quesadilla mateh!" (I work at a predominately white trash mexican restaurant)

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Hopefully I'll spend this day in my apartment, eating Cheetos, and being left alone.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How many cheetos do you have :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

I mean to eat them for an entire day.. That's like 30+ bags.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tbh, I'll just pretend not to notice. I just hope to GOD that customers don't come into work "Argggh give me a cheesy cheese quesadilla mateh!" (I work at a predominately white trash mexican restaurant)

 

 

 

Well, if you take out the time I'll spend showering, getting dressed, sleeping, using the bathroom, and masturbating out of that 24 hour period, then it's down to like 7 hours. So let's say a bag per hour. :)

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Because that is completely related to Pirates.

 

 

 

 

 

Unless it flies underwater... Which seems even less probably then a hunk of spaghetti that can fly.

I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 

My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):

Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193)

Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)
Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KC

If you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge 

 

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Because that is completely related to Pirates.

 

 

 

 

 

Unless it flies underwater... Which seems even less probably then a hunk of spaghetti that can fly.

 

Obviously the heathen has not been touched by his noodely appendage.

 

 

 

Let me quote the gospels of the flying spaghetti monster:

 

Pirates are considered absolute divine beings in pastafarianism, ones who truly emulate the FSM, but sadly, their numbers have been diminishing over he recent centuries. Hope is not lost for pirate kind however; more and more people are sitting up and taking notice of pastafarianism, and how easy it is to be regarded a saint, just wearing a eyepatch and saying Yar.

 

 

 

It is customary to wear your religious head dress every day, lest ye offend the FSM. The practice is usually reserved for orthodox Pastafarians, however.

 

 

 

It is disrespectful to teach the ways of the FSM while not wearing full pirate regalia

 

 

 

[hide=Obligatory pastafarian evangelism]http://www.venganza.org/worship/guide-to-pastafarianism/[/hide]

 

 

 

 

 

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Unless it flies underwater... Which seems even less probably then a hunk of spaghetti that can fly.

 

 

 

 

 

Are you saying that the FSM is not real, that it's an irrational concept, that it doesn't exist?

 

 

 

Also this is how his noodely goodness flies:

 

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Yay, I'm glad this forum is somehow less [developmentally delayed]ed than last year. There was a very long thread on this a while ago, full of a lot of people agreeing this is awesome.

 

 

 

I hate all those people, and apparently they left. Yes.

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Haha I can't wait! I love that stuff like this exists ::' I know a few of my friends will be taking the most of this opportunity... I just wish it was a school day lol then we could really have some fun :D

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I only like pirates more than ninjas because ninjas are overrated now.

 

This sounds like it might be good fun for about ten minutes, as a quick joke, but anything more than that is stupid.

 

 

 

But I can't wait until kick a ging day.

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and masturbating out of that 24 hour period

 

TOO [bleep]ING FAR.

 

 

 

I'm going to save my unofficial day celebration gauge for Kick-a-Ginger day.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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