VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Because of everyone arguing about using every single plan in zombie plans revised. This thread has a diffrent monster, bieng or thing every week so it's much harder to get bored. Anyone is allowed to put there suggestions for new monsters to. TMHSmembers:TTanTA_local_guyTheMather1Napalm_Death[/url][url="http://forum.tip.it/topic/247159-monster-survival-this-week-demons/"][img=http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/4441/hextripletcrossq.png][/url] (put this in your sig) Next week: TBA this weekCannibalsA new tribe of humans have come into your country, they are equipped with old aged weapons and not much armour. they are taken into a fit of cannibilsim. they don't have much armour on however they are quite intellegant and have large numbers. aswell as that you can't negotiate with them Last week[hide]Yeti's:yeti's thick skin and fur means that there impervious to bullets, there about the size of five humans and as strong. there not as clever as humans but still quite clever (think downs syndrome?). there sensative in there face and groin. there really strong and can destroy buildings, they also have a great sense of smell. Killer robotsEverything with a microchip in is hacked to kill things, they all have AI.RaptorsVelociraptors (the ones in the film, there as clever as humans, same size and dino's) not the real life ones.Octo[kitty]sOcotpuses have turned put to be able to breathe on land and are really clever (more thnm humans). Microchips turned to killNow, This can be explained like this: someone has hacked every single microchip in the world so that they kill all humans. Toasters try to explode, Tv's display disgusting images, toy's start moving about and trying to set things on fire and its allover satanicism. they are all still combated by the simple destruction of the chip however will not work.All computers and phones don't work. some toys have been produced with knives already in them because the person used to be in the toy industry. DemonsDemons can take human form, They are not extremly powerful. there powers range from possesing humans and also telepathy and the ability to place images into peoples minds and also shapeshifting. They prefer to mentally breakdown people. holy water causes pain and crucifixes are like weak barriers to them, silver takes way more effect then anymore metal. to rebuke them you must recite a certian chapter from the bible (i forgot what it is) and end it with amen or emulse them in salt.VampiresVampires, not the sparkly twilight kind.They survive by drinking blood. The things that can hurt them are destruction of the heart, holy water and crucifixes can act as barriers to them. They kill humans, once a human has had there blood drunk, they become vampires (to make this fair anyone who isn't a virgin becomes a ghoul who is controled by the vampire wheras virgins become vampires when bitten (guess where I copyed that off :P)). Vampires have faster reflexes, can move much quicker and have better senses, these powers are improved depending on blood drunk.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Stand in the sun. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Stay in a sunbed or covering your house with crusifixes. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_am_Geed Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 I think we need some UV bullets like they did in Underworld: Evolution. That would help us kick the crap out of these vampires. :mrgreen: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgedThesis Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 >Willingly become Vampire>Get with Kate Beckinsale>Completely disregard survival schemes. But I don't want to go among mad people!Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted October 6, 2009 Author Share Posted October 6, 2009 Crucifixes act as a sort of pain to the zombies. Sun doesn't instantly turn them to dust it just hurts them for ages and they faint and etc. WHAT ABOUT NIGHT?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 >Willingly become Vampire>Get with Kate Beckinsale>Completely disregard survival schemes.Congratulations, thread over. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_am_Geed Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 >Willingly become Vampire>Get with Kate Beckinsale>Completely disregard survival schemes.Congratulations, thread over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouchy Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Grab myself some Garlic and a Stake. Then hide somewhere in the sun. My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted October 6, 2009 Author Share Posted October 6, 2009 >Willingly become Vampire>Get with Kate Beckinsale>Completely disregard survival schemes.Congratulations, thread over.new detterant :P 75% chance of becoming ghoul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Crucifixes act as a sort of pain to the zombies. Sun doesn't instantly turn them to dust it just hurts them for ages and they faint and etc. WHAT ABOUT NIGHT?!You mean vampires right? Still they wouldn't enter a house that cause them pain?Sun is supposed to kill them, never seen "Buffy"? Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted October 6, 2009 Author Share Posted October 6, 2009 Crucifixes act as a sort of pain to the zombies. Sun doesn't instantly turn them to dust it just hurts them for ages and they faint and etc. WHAT ABOUT NIGHT?!You mean vampires right? Still they wouldn't enter a house that cause them pain?Sun is supposed to kill them, never seen "Buffy"?Not once, i've just seen Helsing ova 1 though :). Most sources say sun burns including about five films or more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Wear a crucifix. Finally it pays off to have many of those lying around... And surrounding my living area with garlic. I'm going to go with Dracula as a source, and that worked there. Barring any insane henchmen, that is...I also think Dracula wasn't outright killed by the sun, but was weakened greatly. And a knife worked just as well as a stake. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted October 6, 2009 Author Share Posted October 6, 2009 Wear a crucifix. Finally it pays off to have many of those lying around... And surrounding my living area with garlic. I'm going to go with Dracula as a source, and that worked there. Barring any insane henchmen, that is...I also think Dracula wasn't outright killed by the sun, but was weakened greatly. And a knife worked just as well as a stake.Dracula is a good source, keep the 75% ghoul chance as detterant. As long as heart is destroyed vampire goes diey diey. A crucifix is like, mental pain to look at. Almost like you watching a video of your mother bieng tortured and killed (roughly that effect) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 1:Go to a church. 2:Raid a supermarket of garlic, and place garlic in church. 3:Cover church with spotlights. 4:???? 5: Profit! The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Wear a crucifix. Finally it pays off to have many of those lying around... And surrounding my living area with garlic. I'm going to go with Dracula as a source, and that worked there. Barring any insane henchmen, that is...I also think Dracula wasn't outright killed by the sun, but was weakened greatly. And a knife worked just as well as a stake.Dracula is a good source, keep the 75% ghoul chance as detterant. As long as heart is destroyed vampire goes diey diey. A crucifix is like, mental pain to look at. Almost like you watching a video of your mother bieng tortured and killed (roughly that effect)And touching one would be like seing your best friend rape your father. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Probably very easy to make a crude one too. Just nail two boards together. Then sell them for Profit! I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 1. Go to my house.2. Live there forever. Vamps can't come into your house unless you invite them in. Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 1. Go to my house.2. Live there forever. Vamps can't come into your house unless you invite them in. I'd forgotten about that. Oh, and wearing crusader armor (Its covered with crosses), and wielding a sharpened cross would make you a vampire-owning machine. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 1. Go to my house.2. Live there forever. Vamps can't come into your house unless you invite them in. I'd forgotten about that. Oh, and wearing crusader armor (Its covered with crosses), and wielding a sharpened cross would make you a vampire-owning machine.Aren't some swords cross shaped? Especially if you can engrave a crucifix into it... I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 A crucifix is like, mental pain to look at. Almost like you watching a video of your mother bieng tortured and killed (roughly that effect)And touching one would be like seing your best friend rape your father.Oh, and wearing crusader armor (Its covered with crosses), and wielding a sharpened cross would make you a vampire-owning machine.Think how they'd feel fighting you. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 A crucifix is like, mental pain to look at. Almost like you watching a video of your mother bieng tortured and killed (roughly that effect)And touching one would be like seing your best friend rape your father.Oh, and wearing crusader armor (Its covered with crosses), and wielding a sharpened cross would make you a vampire-owning machine.Think how they'd feel fighting you. I went from :shock: to :thumbsup: . The bloodsuckers deserve it. *Goes and buys replica crusader armor.* Oh, and a sword with a crucifix engraved in it would make me godly. All I need is a cross-shaped pistol with cross-engraved bullets. Buffy's got nothing on that. Edit:When vampires fight me, they remember when their best friend raped their parents. Does this mean that I am rape? The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Moats usually don't have running water. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Moats usually don't have running water.I'll hire a small child to run around in circles with an oar in the water.Good thinking. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Moats usually don't have running water.I'll hire a small child to run around in circles with an oar in the water.If they kill the kid? Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now