Lenin64 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Moats usually don't have running water.I'll hire a small child to run around in circles with an oar in the water.If they kill the kid?They can't, he's on the other side, duh. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huta Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 I think it's fully agreed then, vampires are mother[bleep]ing [kitties]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Yep. Everyone back to the zombie thread. Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Moats usually don't have running water.I'll hire a small child to run around in circles with an oar in the water.If they kill the kid?They can't, he's on the other side, duh.They can throw something at him. If vampires are faster and have better reflexes then they'd be used to moving with the speed of their kind. Humans would never have a chance of dodging a projectile thrown at them. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wongtong Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 1. Go to my house.2. Live there forever. Vamps can't come into your house unless you invite them in. Pfffttt that's only one movie. :P 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizz Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Make a blood tithe, but put garlic juice on the bottom. When they are about to drink, make a device that breaks the hidden garlic juice. Ok new Monster. How to survive a Manticore attack. Wongton is better than me in anyway~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r4ngewarlord Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Moats usually don't have running water.I'll hire a small child to run around in circles with an oar in the water.If they kill the kid?They can't, he's on the other side, duh.I laughed so hard. :lol: :lol: :lol:.I wonder if standing upright whilst having your arms streched out on either side to form a human cross would effect them? Gamertag: EFs Predator.Games I play: Halo 3, Halo wars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 All I need is a whip, or else my name isn't Simon Belmont! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Please research the use of Their, There and They're, I told you about it yesterday. Basically, carry a silver crucifix and stand in the sun. A whip works as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sohkmj1 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Personally, I'd say screw it and join the vampires. Could always use a little sleep.But, since I have to protect myself, I'd go with a shotgun that fires garlic. Imagine the potato cannon likeness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted October 7, 2009 Author Share Posted October 7, 2009 Personally, I'd say screw it and join the vampires. Could always use a little sleep.But, since I have to protect myself, I'd go with a shotgun that fires garlic. Imagine the potato cannon likeness.75% of bieng a ghoul, vamlires can cross running water, I've never ever in all my research of vampires heard that. any suggestions for next weeks monster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgedThesis Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Anthropomorphic fighter-jets. Just kidding. How about your average Angel or Demon? But I don't want to go among mad people!Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted October 7, 2009 Author Share Posted October 7, 2009 Anthropomorphic fighter-jets.Lol, I'll actully do that one satuday for lulzJust kidding. How about your average Angel or Demon? Yeh, I support. Next week Angels and Demons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guthorm Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Anthropomorphic fighter-jets.Lol, I'll actully do that one satuday for lulzJust kidding. How about your average Angel or Demon? Yeh, I support. Next week Angels and Demons. Wah? Like the ones in supernatural? [Guild Wars 2-In game screenshot, the MMORPG you are waiting for. Click for thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted October 7, 2009 Author Share Posted October 7, 2009 Anthropomorphic fighter-jets.Lol, I'll actully do that one satuday for lulzJust kidding. How about your average Angel or Demon? Yeh, I support. Next week Angels and Demons. Wah? Like the ones in supernatural?Yeh, I'm just trying to make possesion fair as we speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Personally, I'd choose something along the lines of a Basalisk or a Gorgon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Are vampires susceptible to AIDs? If so, you can always give them tainted bait to suck blood from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted October 7, 2009 Author Share Posted October 7, 2009 Personally, I'd choose something along the lines of a Basalisk or a Gorgon.!! great idea !!I'm def using that on friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 And not the kind that kills itself by looking in a mirror.The kind with big claws that eats people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EarthySun Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 I'm going to go the route of the head vampire in Stephen King's book "Salem's Lot". First off, corner the market on flares, nails, hatchets, saws, batteries and garlic. Target priests first so that they can't bless holy water. Slowly eke people away from the town and trap the survivors in a house. Make my 'lair' be someplace completely dark (even in the day time) and very hard to get into. Booby-trap the place. Have my lair swarming with my loyal ghouls of the night. Next on my list: - Make Keeley Hazell my eternal servant.- Steal all of the local hospital's blood.- Send out a sound wave from an amplifier that breaks windows.- Send lots and lots of smoke/CO2 into the atmosphere so that it's cloudy.- Spread rumor that the people who aren't active in town are just catching some 'flu' or 'illness' and that they'll be back up in a few days. So, basically Earthysun is Jesus's only son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jemathonical Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Fall in teenage love with a vampire and go from there ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huta Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Fall in teenage love with a vampire and go from there first gotta wait until you're several hundred years old so you can use the pedophiliac implications to season up the story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Ew. Twilight reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 armor piercing rounds... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mrmegakirby Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 It goes without saying that the Pope would seriously kick [wagon] here. Infinite holy water, anyone? Anyways. wear lots of crosses, and refit a bazooka to make a garlic launcher. Wait! Garlics...Carved into crosses...Dipped in holy water... I win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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