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This is what happens to you when you don't take chain letters seriously!!! If this post is quoted 5 times within the next 24 hours, you'll meet your soul mate tomorrow! Otherwise you'll get murdered in your sleep tonight by a really ugly girl who smells bad.

Reminds me of that speech from Team America

If you guys enjoy awkward situation humor, check out Nathan For You on Comedy Central. It's also on Hulu. It's one of those rare shows that makes me laugh out loud several times in almost every episode. Definitely one of my favorites

I know Kirschen felt pretty jumped on after making a coming-out style post. It's hard enough to confess to something personal without feeling like you'll be attacked for it... Saq is being mocked for it here pretty openly, and I'm not sure why that's acceptable behavior.It's because Saq has a very strong track record of asking for advice, refusing to follow the advice given to him, and complaining about the consequences of not following the advice. It's not like he's some random poster who for the very first time is confiding in us about his dating issues.

He won't change his behaviors because deep down he still thinks he's doing everything right. People don't change until something finally slaps them in the face hard enough to get them to realize that change is absolutely immediately necessary.

I wouldn't call less than half it's value "almost the same", but rune hatchet is still the lowest value drop listed on the KQ's table so it isn't really a fair comparison IMO. Yes, but if you're making 5M/hr elsewhere, 10-20k isn't much

The rune hatchet is worth almost the same as a rune full helm, an item which you claim is a valuable drop from steel drags >_>

Are you sure you got the name right? Because I don't see how 20 blood runes, rune mace, rune full helm and dragon platelegs are garbage. In fact these drops are worth quite a lot. They aren't worth very much at all >_>

I have a feeling that altar runecrafting will remain obsolete

Nothing wrong with being infatuated or falling in love as long as you don't make stupid decisions based on those feelings.

Does this only happen with Paint with you? On my computer, any program will occasionally crash when I try to save >_>

Yeah I think most people liked where it was going before EoC. That's why 07 is so popular. Sorry dude, your only options are either to quit playing altogether or only play 07. Pre-EOC combat isn't gonna be returning any time soon.

we had $1 beer nights (known as "doll-hair" beer nights to the elite) on wednesdays at a local bar in college :thumbup:

Alright then I have no sympathy for you >_>

Jane go play 2007scape instead. EoC is for PvM, 2007 is for PvP

can I borrow some of your hair

That just means that you are insecure. No, it doesn'tYes, it does

I'm offended that I have to get monogamously married to an NPC when she's friend-with-benefits quality at best. Jagex please change this to accomodate for me or I'll go apeshit But yeah, the sexual orientation of a minor quest NPC is certainly what keeps me up at night. :P

I didn't start using the dating sites until after I graduated, but I'm sure it would still work while in college. Most of the girls I date are still in college. As far as grammar goes, the vast majority of women don't use proper grammar (even the ones with advanced degrees). Hell, I think most people in general these days don't understand proper grammar. It's just how the world works.

Meanwhile, on POF... Was using my standard copy and paste close to schedule a date w/ a girl and she was reluctant to meet up, so I had to overturn her objections. She seemed like she was just going to end up being a flake until she gave me her number. Who knows, we'll see. Scheduling dates this far away usually isn't a good idea but oh well. Me: Ok, you seem safe enough. :) We should meet up-- something simple like coffee or drinks. I'm going out of town tomorrow, though, so I'm not free until Tuesday or Wednesday evening after 7. If you're up for it, let me know if either of those work for you and I'll give you a time and a place Her: Well your very forward and used to planning things I can see lol how do I know your not a serial killer ? Me: I AM a serial killer. Hope that's not a deal breaker. :) Haha I don't think I've ever heard of a serial killer going on a rampage at Starbucks though. Her: Hahhaha ya never know there's always a first for everything all that caffeine you never know what could happen hahahha ....ummm what kind of serial killer are u cuz that could be a deal breaker ? Me: Haha I didn't know there were different "species" of serial killers. Whichever the most attractive type of serial killer is-- I'm that one. :) Does Tuesday night at 8pm work for you? Her: Lol it does work for Me actually as long as I get off work on time Me: Alright cool. There's a Starbucks at _____. Let's meet up there on Tuesday night at 8. My number's ______ Her: Okay ...well my number is __________ Me: Cool I'll shoot you a text later this week Her: Okay With the exception of one message I sent (because I knew she'd respond to it), notice how every message I send is either a call to action or asking a question. Otherwise, there's a good chance the conversation will suddenly die. :thumbup:

you're like the michael angelo batio of dick waving

How does one win a dick waving contest? Whoever can wave their dick at the fastest speed? Whoever waves to the most people with his dick? Edit nvm spork beat me to it

Interesting how whips are 1/1024 in RS3, but 1/512 in OSRS

That'd suck if someone hacked your hardcore ironman account and killed you lol