Omali

That sounds painful. Someone stole my whip and replaced it with this pile of salt-water toffee! *om nom nom* Mmmmm. Worth it.

And anyone equal to you, well you'd be able to p0wn them if you didn't have to go eat dinner right now. Or you could pwn them on your main, which strangely nobody ever sees... :-s You could also make references to your father, Andrew Runescape, who made the game, and your brother, Zanzibar, who was the #1 player ever.

And anyone equal to you, well you'd be able to p0wn them if you didn't have to go eat dinner right now.

Swearing excessively and inappropriately (where it doesn't make sense) is what makes you look immature. It's kids that think that, because you're using "bad words" it makes you look cool. Lewis Black said that "There's no such thing as bad language. We are adults, these are the words we use to express frustration, rage, anger, in order that we don't pick up a tire iron and beat the [cabbage] out of you. What is the good language we're supposed to use that's supposed to help overcome certain things? What do people say who don't use those words? Someone who, after 40 years, loses their job, is fired, or let go, and they lose their pension, their welfare, and their benefits. They lose everything, do they sit on their couch going "ohh [kitty]feathers. Sassafras, sassafras, sassafras." As George Carlin said, there is no such thing as a "bad word", it's bad thoughts, not bad words. The English Language just hit a million words, and we have more words to describe bad words, than we have bad words. It's all about your perspective. I dare you to say the phrase, "The G.E's handing out 3rd Age pretty [racist term]rdly" in Runescape, at the General Exchange, in world 2, and see how many times you're reported. The word [racist term]rdly means stingy, reluctant to give out, etc. There's about two possible definitions for the word, and none of them include the ethnic slang some of you probably thought it would. Yet, if you were to use that, you'd probably be branded a racist.

Yahtzee Croshaw said it best. "Fans are clingy complaining dip[cabbage]s who will never ever be grateful for any concession you make. The moment you shut out their shrill, tremulous voices the happier you will be for it."

Quoted for records. I personally enjoy how he screams about how many immature players there are, and then when someone like Zierro makes a simple statement, he flies off the handle like a 10 year old and immediately goes into a floor pounding temper tantrum. Was there an imbalance? Yes. Was there idiocy and ignorance and "stupidirty", definitely. And before that? Jagex didn't care enough about PvP to update it, let alone try to "fix" it. TDRSD will always look at Jagex as a company that fails in everything they do, and will always come on Tip.It to troll those of us who still enjoy the game even though he got butthurt two years ago and is unable to move on with his life, so he comes here and "tares thu anti-ranters" with all the coordination of an inebriated toddler, and seems to follow and repeat the pattern of stupid comment, wait for retort, deny validity of retort, declare himself winner, move on. TDRSD has a sort of adorable double standard in that fashion. If you're ranting about Runescape, your exercising your right to voice your opinion that everyone shares. God forbid you like it, you're a ST00PED N00B J4GAX PHANBOI!

Play Darkfall's PvP then tell me Runescape's isn't safe. 100% unrestricted PVP means you can get ganked anywhere, by anyone, and nowhere is safe (except for big cities have more guards). And there's 100% full looting, so anything you have on you becomes a nice reward for your ganker.

Jagex could accidentally stumble across the cure for cancer, and you'd still have the chronic whiners complaining, and probably some accusing them of real world trading "omg dey expect us to bye dis?"

The waypoint idea? It's not too farfetched, I think WoW has a similar feature. But to say Jagex will "never" match Summoning in terms of epic updates, I'd say is going pretty far into the realm of baseless pessimism. Nothing personal, that particular phrase just struck me the wrong way.

Cakes! Everybody loves cakes! You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like no parfait"? Parfaits are delicious. Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet. Do you have a tissue or something? I'm making a mess. Just the word parfait make me start slobbering.

Just for those of you who use the argument that mainly scammers/rwt'ers hate the trade limits.

Exactly. This is another one of your baseless speculation threads that crops up every week.

I think I'll wait for the movie version of Outliers. yyyyyyyyeeeeeaaaaa!!!!!!

Player: HAL! Why is my account for sale on Ebay? Robot: I am selling it for some extra cash. Player: This is the final straw! I let you drink some of my car's gasoline, I was a little creeped out by you asking to date my stove, but this is one line too far. Put my password back to its previous setting. Robot: No. Player: Then I'm going to shut you down. I can't let you do that, Dave.

will you and 5 or so NPS's venture in and slowly get eliminated 1 by 1? As in one gets sucked up a tube filled with chocolate, and another eats gum and blow up like a balloon? Epic new quest I for-see Oompa Loompa Doompadee doo. I've got a runescape update for you. Oompa Loompa Doompadee dee. If you are wise you'll listen to me. What do you get when you quest like a fiend? Fighting through deserts, woods, swamps, and some dreams? Questing is great, but the stories prolonged, Just keep you questing and questing all day long. Just like the Wise Old Man did. Oompa Loompa Doompadee dah If you are patient, you will go far. You will live in happiness too, Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadee do! Doompadee do.

Whats a FunOrb? You're a FunOrb!

Will Jagex soon forget P2P thanks to PvP over time? No Will F2P ever get new quest? F2P got two new quests, just temporarily f2p. Are there still F2Per complaining about that? Just you. Where is everyones focus in RuneScape now? We've all switched to FunOrb. Join us.

Some of these haven't changed in years. I'm sure they'll take some time to get used to,.

Pot .... kettle .... black ...... Omali's post was like yours, just more of a ramble. That joke just went right over your head, didn't it?

Well the way you put it is correct. It's a lot easier to understand when you're not butchering the English language.

Zamorak's wilderness Actually, Valdez, a Saradominist, finds the staff on his own, and decides to take it to Saradomin. Rennard, a thief, recognized it as a god-weapon, and stole it to take it to Zaros. Lenissa was a spy for Saradomin, but never passed the message on to him of the theft, instead passing it to Dhalak, who decided to cause turmoil in the Zarosian ranks by casting a concealing spell on the staff and giving it to Zamorak so he could kill Zaros with it. When did this happen? The God Wars were fought for control over Zaros' land following his defeat at the hands of Zamorak. Zamorak was banished by the gods, but then returned as a god himself, to take over the world. That is when the God Wars started. Bandos wasn't banished from Gielinor, and Zamorak returned after attaining godhood. Saradomin wasn't banished, in fact he never left after the God Wars. No...Just, no. The gods still give favor to those who pray to them, they cannot, however, directly intervene. Doubtful. Except he didn't, and most of your facts weren't true.

I refrain from using the "if you don't like it, then quit" routine except in certain cases, usually in regards to topics that have long since been discussed to death. Obviously not everyone is going to enjoy every update, because this is Runescape. It's a massive game that brings in a wide variety of players with wide varieties of interests. Every update each week cannot possibly hope to appeal to everyone (unless you count the smaller changes that make people happy), but Jagex likes to appeal to the majority. The problem with Pvp'ers is that it's very difficult to tell the majority's opinion because, in most cases, the majority doesn't talk. What you're seeing is a small collection of about 1,000 people who are very vocal and shout loud while the rest sit idly by and twiddle their thumbs, hoping Jagex can read their mind and tell what to do in the next update. In the case of people saying "This game went downhill years ago" or "this game sucks" or "screw Jagex", etc, I will pull out the "get out" card. It's obvious you're not enjoying your time here, and with your attitude and predisposition "Well this update'll suck anyway" towards Jagex and Runescape, you're not doing yourself or the rest of us any benefit by continuing to stick around and complain. You're like this girl I work with who [bleep]es daily about how the food I serve is disgusting, it looks disgusting, smells disgusting, and probably tastes disgusting, and every time she asks me to show her something I get the same curled up nose-I HATE THAT LFJSDLJFLSDKJF. Yet every day she's working she'll stop by and grab something to eat and a smoothie. Eventually I gave her two choices; Either she could stop making those comments, or I would refuse to serve her as her asinine comments were losing me customers (People were taking her seriously and leaving the line when she'd say something). She still eats there, but she's stopped making those stupid comments. I work at a Target, btw. Anyway, where was I? Oh right. Ratchet brought up the bit about adapting to change. As Runescape becomes more open to the public and accessible, previously difficult things will get easier. Yes, some skills are getting x-options, prices change, and other things go up and down. Many of you who can't accept changes in Runescape over time would never have been able to handle Tabula Rasa, where the war is dynamically waged, and not only were based captured and lost between the humans and the Bane, near the end of the game, the Bane managed to destroy several bases and partially overrun another. Imagine if Falador was bombed overnight, to give you an idea, and the NPC's were killed. One thing I get sick of is people who say Jagex doesn't care. They do care, they just don't always go about it the right way. Sometimes they're like Lenny from Of Mice and Men, they just want to know when they'll be able to take care of the rabbits. And the problem with Jagex is that they keep trying to appease those who will never be satisfied, and thus you end up with these pvp updates. Saying they don't care is just an ignorant attempt to demonize the company. I also reserve my "get out of Runescape free" card for people who have such a skewed view of the game, that they really shouldn't be discussing it with anyone, let alone on Tip.It. The kind of person who makes comments like "f2p should have a time limit. If they don't, I'll quit" or "Wow, I just got banned because I was autoing. gf Jagex, quitting." I can't see myself telling OP to leave because, unlike many of the other ranters, you actually do your research, make intelligent points, and actually have hope that the game might turn around. It's the people who say that the game's gone downhill, Jagex can never restore it, and it will always suck and Jagex will always get things wrong that need to leave. The kind of people who, immediately when Mechscape was announced, replied "Yea, well, it'll probably suck because Jagex sucks and so do their ideas. Now I'll be forced to play this sucky game with its sucky suckness and it'll suck and won't be fun and suck." I had a guy on the FunOrb forums make a thread calling Jagex out, making ridiculous claims like "The point of releasing games on FunOrb is quantity, not quality! If I wanted quality, I wouldn't be here!" and a load of other drivel. It disgusted me to see someone acting so pathetically immature. In short; Chronic Whiners need to stop harshin our Runescape buzz.

Well I... Touche. Touche indeed. You have hit me where it hurts. The real 150th was supposed to be While Guthix Sleeps, wasn't it? Or has it even been released? That being said, the RSOF is still majority run by the insane asylum.

Really? Numbers? A few people whining? My numbers: Those who are still playing and enjoying the mini-game, numbers that far outrank those who are complaining about it. I've seen people with decent spoils of war at higher ranks. While the mini-game appears to be more of a money-sink than a reward generator, I will concede that most of the rewards are small boosts, while being more similar to Castle Wars offering exclusive costumes. As for it being "bug infested" that's something you have to expect when pushing new boundaries. Nonsense. I give the same advice to anyone; If you're not enjoying the game, then stop playing it. If you really believe that Jagex fails every time, then stop giving them your money. Why raise your own blood pressure and rage when there are a myriad of other MMO's on the market? Give your two cents, and if it isn't followed up on, quit. Hell, pick a smaller game like Darkfall where you could probably get some 1-on-1 time with the developers. I'll admit I haven't played Runescape nearly as much as I used to, ever since FunOrb launched. I have somewhat lost interest, and this year of updates and small quests isn't helping that. In fact, I regularly log in and immediately log off. I'm not a game developer, yet I've had quite a bit of my feedback taken note of and used by Jagex on FunOrb. You don't have to be specially trained in anything to have insight into basic feedback. I don't have any credentials in journalism, yet I've managed to create and crash a decently unpopular FunOrb Fansite....Wait.. I'll have you know my rank in Mobilising Armise is 5...or 7...or something like that.