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You throw it all back up of course you're not fat :P

Grab her arm really quickly at the scary parts and make her squeal :XD: That's why I'm with my partner. He sucks at kissing, he's a tight [wagon], and he couldn't be romantic if his life depended on it but he makes me feel safe. When his arms are around me, nothing can hurt me. No other guy can make me feel that way. I can sit on the back of our motorbike and close my eyes the whole trip, that's how much faith I have in him.

Don't shove your hands down her pants, that's kind of lame these days. Seriously though... Probably offer to pay, ask if she's hungry or thirsty, only ask if she's sure once and if she leans close to you, grab her hand and gently play with it.

Well I'm off to bed, (if I can be bothered to throw the hair dryer, layers of clothing, bags, dressing gowns, tarot cards on the floor). Just starting to write the "If work calls, I'm dead" note to leave on the bench :wink: Back on topic though so it's not completely random, do you prefer your left over pizza cold or re heated? Personally, I go re heated all the way.

Sorry for random off topicness. You're from australia. Time is like 6:30? You're up now? 6am, I'm drunk, what's your excuse :P

In the sweet victorious words of Zon OM NOM NOM NOM :lol:

Are you like.... stalking my thoughts............................... :uhh:

Pic for proof :-w

I'd scoff your 6 pack and your pizza before you even had a chance to blush :lol: :lol:

I can eat a whole pizza :) I just dance it off \ :thumbsup:

Play a board game and stick a note on one of the pick up cards saying 'will you go out with me?' it will catch her by surprise and even if she says no, just tell her you wanted to make her laugh and you knew it would 8-) Or a card trick (if you know any that name the last standing card, write it on the piece of paper). I'm drunk and it's 5am so hopefully it's a good idea :P it just kind of came to me.

Pretty much sums my thoughts up 8-) I try not to view the western society in rose coloured glasses though. These people have been brain washed in to believing their god is the right one and so forth and that's all they know to be right.

HAHAHA that is cute

It's only 2 days of detention, nothing to go to the media over :roll: :roll: It is lame though for hugging.

How would you like to be asked out?

Aussies... mm I'll make it up as I go along - Invented the word bloody in to everyday language - Ride kangaroos to school - Have the best meat pies in the world - Can not eat hot food without tomato sauce - The women out drink the men ( :lol: ) - The people are really laid back - The only place you can have a cold one before mid day and get away with it :lol: - Worst road rage I've ever seen - Invented the BBQ get togethers Asians (please donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t hate me, this is just what I've stereotyped working in hospitality to get me through university) - They don't know anything on the menu other than ice latte, ice mocha or ice coffee!! Everytime one came in to the cafe' I would be like "Ice mocha?" they'd be like "How you know!!!"

There has only been one guy who took my breath away when he kissed me though. We were both drunk, what can I say? He was the best friend of a friend of mines. We left the club, it was cold so he took his shirt off and gave it to me. We walked across south bank bridge and right in the middle he stopped me from walking and just gave me the sexiest, most passionate kiss I have ever had in my life, I nearly fell over (maybe it was because I was drunk) but I still nearly fell over! Seriously, it was so sexy I just wanted to do him on the bridge practically :lol: :lol: We organised another date but yeah apparently I don't look as good sober and he dropped me like a hot cake. Nah just kidding, he lived over 3 hours away and we decided to leave it as water under the bridge. WOW!!!!! Though, totally knocked my socks off and he has been the only guy to be able to do it. I wish my current boyfriend knew how to kiss like that, I refuse to use tongue in our kisses because he pretty much sucks, even after a few years practise.

Pretty much everything you could illegally download :anxious:

That's your opinion and I will respect that, won't question it. What I think Flame did do though was detach his self from the situation emotionally (which some people quite often do) and create a situation of light humour (which is only natural). It's just like being a psych or a police officer or anything like that and listening to man say "I shot him because it felt good, I get great pleasure out of killing someone". Instead of reacting and instantly wanting to snot the guys brains out, sometimes you have to detach yourself emotionally and attempt to emphasise the killerÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s tactics to understand their motives and not give yourself a break down. I'm sorry it has hurt your feelings and you're obviously a very caring person but what I'm saying is you can still be a very caring person and detach yourself emotionally from the situation, so it doesnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t bring you down :D Personally, even after years of practise I forget sometimes and really take things to heart. My boyfriend always makes a joke out of something that has gone wrong for me. How can I stay angry, sad or miserable at the crappy situation when something so funny can be created out of it to lighten me up? There really is no right or wrong, merely just more accepting ways of dealing with emotional issues. There are no [wagon] hats here just people who deal with emotion in different ways! Everybody is different and I know you certainly have the ability to see that too :D If removing yourself emotionally from the article is too much for you (I mean I'm not expecting miracles here, it takes practise), you can easily just remove yourself emotionally from people who have different opinions. If one is too great, there is always another to accept. Because you're such a switched on guy, I know you can absolutely master this, wouldn't you agree? :wink:

There's a good boy O:) O:)

Yeah I'm actually taking Body Combat (self defence material arts) classes for it in my gym club :). I have learnt the basic moves so far 8-). It's very beneficial for me as a girl to prevent myself from being at risk, especially in England where there are loads of crimes around :anxious:. What moves do you need? Seriously! No bad man stands a flippen chance against a chick with pms, woke up on the wrong side of the bed and is more aggressive than a lion on heat. Grab for the badongas and CRUSHHHHH!!!! :shock: :P

There is no difference between flower and weed but let's be honest. I would be more sad if someone slaughtered a rose over a daisy :cry: Daisy is just a daisy and a rose is like pretty and stuff. Kind of like killing a horse over a chicken, I mean a horse is beautiful and a chicken is pretty ugly looking.

OMG how can you eat vegetables, like what did they ever do to you??? They were trying to grow there in the ground and you came along, dug them out of their natural environment and ate them! :o :(

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning :) That's pretty much a weapon of destruction right there in its self.

If you really use a can of deodorant as self-defence, you might as well carry a fire lighter with you. That hurts more. Come here and let me test it out. First I'll light you up and then after I'll spray you in the eyes. Maybe, then IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll even combine the two, causing you to be both blind and pretty much ablaze. Sound like a plan? :-k