Kalphite

two posts in between a double post? that's pretty impressive

YOOO how've you been man? first day of classes today. overslept for both of my classes somehow but it's okay because they started selling French Toast Crunch again in grocery stores and I was able to start my day with syrupy cerealy goodness

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went to see joe hertler & the rainbow seekers and greensky bluegrass tonight. did some molly. ended up meeting a girl that lives 15 minutes away and kissed her. i didnt have my phone, so i gave her my number. we'll see how this goes. God she's hot needless to say it was a good new year's~

gentleman's jack sucks for the price in other news, smash bros is cool.

i got the pokemon ruby remake so needless to say i'm a p happy camper rn

yesterday I got shat on at a super smash bros melee tournament, then came home and smoked with some friends and played chess. chess is actually really fun, I kind of want to get better at it.

i feel like ever since i've been home for break i've done literally nothing but play smash bros melee not that anythng's wrong with that

i want the new pokemon game but i feel like i should wait til christmas #firstworlddilemmas

FINISHED WITH MY FINAL [bleep]ING PROJECT [bleep]ES [bleep] YEAH I AM GETTING SO [bleep]ING DRUNK TOMORROW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

my last final is december 19 DE CEM BER NINEE TEENTH excuse me while i cry myself to sleep going to see Griz the next night though so i guess things aren't all that bad. I haven't walked outside in two days because I've been working on my final project for my operating systems class and im just so cashed out of this and the exam is 8 am tomorrow and im still not done enough to study and lol [bleep]

first dank in 3 months :thumbup: god how i've missed chocolate peanut butter poptarts

Next weekend can't come soon enough... loljk i'll still be in between finals

There is no age at which that happens. Happy? Anybody can start talking to girls when they get over it and start doing it. I remember a guy in my hall freshman year that couldn't even look a girl in the eye when I met him who had at least made several female friends by the end of the year (don't know the guy well enough to know if he has a girlfriend yet). Even Blackdragon didn't lose his virginity until his mid twenties, and now he's made a career out of giving dating advice. Girls really aren't that scary - they're people, just like guys, and they're socially conditioned to be a lot nicer to you when you start talking to them which will make things easier on your end. You just need to try talking to people more in general and get over some of your social anxiety before you can really understand that I think.

things will never change if you don't try to change them. It sounds like you want things to change. 2 + 2 = 4. I mean I'm almost 21 and the only girls I've even kissed have been a lesbian that lost a bet when I was 15 and a 15 year old when I was baked out of my mind when I was 19, and I'm still trying to learn. It's never too late unless you give up entirely.

tfw you get thai food before they close and the restaurant gives you and all your friends the maximum spiciness level no matter what spice level they actually ordered nothing like a side of passive aggression with my noodles~

or you could just add him on facebook and resolve all of these issues

i ate free mongolian barbeque today so i guess today was a pretty good day

i wish bagels were twice as big so they could easily last throughout a 16oz cup of coffee

i normally immediately down a water bottle or two when I get home after heavily drinking, it's the best way to prevent hangovers far and away. today i tried getting indian food and the place was closed when i got there at 4:30 and now i'm sad

Saw Run the Jewels last night! They had some sound problems throughout the show but it was still pretty great, Killer Mike and El-P both KILLED it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2DABZ5kcYI

what is remotely desirable about flashing your dick on the capitol building? Just accepted an internship with Google today for next summer. Going to be spending three months in Mountain View, California. Needless to say I'm pretty psyched.

second date was really fun but i pussied out of kissing her at the end and idk what to do now lol

sup4 cut3 selfie from my trip to new york a couple weeks ago index this instead of whatever I have up there now I guess