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Banned for being in the east coast time zone...

Fired for not making sense... (absence of self?)

Banned for making me edit.

You get shot by the "Gramer Polis" for misspelling "whole"

Banned for being a hypocrite.

Fired for not seeing the multitude of colors residing in my signature.

Umm... nvm...

That makes absolutely no sense. Please reformulate that written expression of your thoughts. It becomes more evil by another society's standards, which by our society's standards makes it seem more pathetic.

hiver's 21st (That's only 3 days away from Christmas!)

Unfortunately, his dream is to be able to play RuneScape forever. The economy is destroyed. I wish that all sentient life that has any kind of instincts would be put out of its misery.

9/10 Looks good, but the monkey on the left side of her vest would look better if it wasn't colored.

*This paragraph has been removed due to the excessive amount of bad words directed at the majority of tip.it users who don't use off-topic* 0/10 (who cares about what/who they want to do) I accidentally hacked tip.it a couple of years ago (I didn't change anything... I closed the window...)

You're fired for posting a large conspicuous photo... (the angle and centering were messed up too...)

Umm... 6.5/10... It doesn't stand out that much... (if it did you would've gotten a 1)...

Banned for still playing RuneScape...

I'm in the top 1% of my class. I'm only in ninth grade, yet I'm taking 12th grade math classes (well that's what trig is considered here...)

Everything is relative (I think), you should still be able to see it. The light emitted from the headlights would still be travelling away from you at the speed of light. Even though the car is travelling at the speed of light, the light can still escape relative to the car. To someone outside of your car, you appear to be travelling with the speed of light, while the light emitted from your headlights would appear to be travelling *twice* the speed of light to him. Compare it to sitting in a train and somebody walking down the path away from you. To you he appears to be walking 5mph. To someone outside of the train, his speed = speed of train + 5 mph. (feel free to correct me, my theoretical physics is a bit rusty) Completely wrong:

Can the last two people please fix their quotes?

Anyone who trains for a long time can do that. Before modern civilization, shamans/religious tribe leaders used to need to do stuff like that to control their tribe. But now, being able to do stuff like that isn't needed anymore. Yea, anyone could, but they do it through those beliefs and a lot of training. I don't think I could ever light myself on fire and not move, no matter how much training I had. :P If you put a frog in a pot of boiling water, it'll try to jump out. If you put it in a pot of room-temperature and slowly heat it, the frog will stay in the water.

The wikipedia article says that my first theory "has been refuted." Sorry, it was like 12 A.M when I wrote that and I was very tired and on the verge of falling asleep in front of the computer. Anyway, what I was trying to say in my last post is that my second theory (time is defined differently for different species (when species A thinks a second has passed species B thinks that a minute has passed), and 6000 years for a creature we call "God" may seem like 4 billion years to us... I'm not going to look for any more proof for my first theory right now... Whenever your ready but I hardly see how you could prove the perception of god with science. :? The fact that the speed of light is constant isn't proven yet. The law of conservation of matter/energy isn't either. Actually, none of the laws are. But we still accept them as the truth. Sorry for bumping this... Also sorry if this gets locked because a mod thinks this is a "religion/agnosticism is bunk thread." So what's the point you're trying to make? Any human being wouldn't percieve billions of years to be 6000. Still no results from this little experiment of mine... Human being? I'm saying that "God" might be something (a small hippo-platypus (South Park, episode 316)) that perceives time differently than we do. It hasn't been proven yet, but the law of conservation of matter/energy hasn't either. (If you take the Bible literally, this might be why "God" didn't "send" "Jesus" sooner...) I believe in evolution and the Big Bang too... Read my posts on the previous pages (you might not understand some of them since I typed most of them at midnight or so...)...

Anyone who trains for a long time can do that. Before modern civilization, shamans/religious tribe leaders used to need to do stuff like that to control their tribe. But now, being able to do stuff like that isn't needed anymore.

The wikipedia article says that my first theory "has been refuted." Sorry, it was like 12 A.M when I wrote that and I was very tired and on the verge of falling asleep in front of the computer. Anyway, what I was trying to say in my last post is that my second theory (time is defined differently for different species (when species A thinks a second has passed species B thinks that a minute has passed), and 6000 years for a creature we call "God" may seem like 4 billion years to us... I'm not going to look for any more proof for my first theory right now... Whenever your ready but I hardly see how you could prove the perception of god with science. :? The fact that the speed of light is constant isn't proven yet. The law of conservation of matter/energy isn't either. Actually, none of the laws are. But we still accept them as the truth. Sorry for bumping this... Also sorry if this gets locked because a mod thinks this is a "religion/agnosticism is bunk thread."

You freaking rock... I think that The Jesus was a man who saw the flaws in Judaism and tried to create a better religion by claiming that he was the Son of God and hiring a few friends to fool the crowds by performing "miracles" (South Park episode 504). I'm not saying anything bad about him, "even though we don't believe that he was the Son of God, he still was a really nice guy" (South park episode 804). Over the years, various stories about Jesus were slowly altered until they said that he raised people from the dead, was resurrected, he healed a leper, etc. -Teo***, 14yrs old

That made me LOL in real life. I can just imagine some little kid... "Hey mommy, what's this stuff in my belly button?" [Throws it on a calendar] [Lint lands on the second Sunday of April] [New holiday is formed] Or was it bunny lint? o.0 (Sorry if I made too much fun of a spelling mistake. And I'm a Christian, so don't go flaming me for hating Easter and st00f. It was too hard to resist) And on topic - A few things I confess... It was his knife. He did it. It was his fault. He started it. And I only had a little of that white powder. Haha, no that was funny, I knew that would happen when i posted it, lol. Its just Tigra and warri0r who are pissing me off now. One can't combat my argument, so he takes a joke to seriously and trys to prove me wrong by combating the joke, while the other dosn't seem to know what I mean, he only knows he want's to dissagrea, so he takes a shot at my sig. Together the two make me out to be some hypocritical "i'll say what i want, when i want" poster who dosn't think through what he says. Guss what guys, your wrong. I never open my mouth without thinking, I learned that from personal experiance. Guys like you make me sick. What ever your stand on religion is, I don't care right now. You could be gregory the great and I honestly wouldn't care. Wether I'm right or wrong, what I have seen has shown me two things. 1. You really don't know what your talking about, and 2. You take pot shots at who you can when you can because you get some sort of rise out of it. Back off boys, you don't want to mess with me. This isn't me being all "I'm smarter and better than you so don't even try it." This is me being all "I'm geting really really pissed right now and you don't want to get me in a flame war cuz it will probably get us both banned." Honestly, I'm the kind of guy who can take a good joke and will generaly roll with the punches, but there are a few points where, when hit, I will snap and tear you appart if we were IRL. Yall are treading on thin ice, so for my sake as much as your own, just back off. O.T. I confess to hateing 2 people. (i'll let you guss who) 1. Stop being so violent. 2. Stop being so intolerant. 3. From what I know, Easter originated a long time ago in Jewish culture where it was called Passover. It could've mixed with lent (not lint). Passover originated before the Jews in a "pagan" culture. So did lent. Therefore, if you want to go back a few thousand years, Easter was first a "pagan" holiday. 4. Please spell words right. Get Mozilla Firefox if you need a spell checker. (warrior, "Amirite" is not a word; btw, you rock) On-topic: I confess to being intolerant and a hypocrite.

At first, I'd be really happy and jump around shouting "Yes," "Awesome," etc. Then I'd either try do everything I've never done before or try to wipe out the smartest species on Earth so that they wouldn't have to endure the torture of consciousness like we do. As I was dying, I'd try to wake up and/or wonder if I had gone insane and/or was in a coma.