Boris5000

:lol: math! I got 2 science tests tommorow (on chemistry and physics) Then a maths test of reflection on tuesday then another 2 on wednesday (chemistry and physics) then on friday, im doing a resit in biology to boost my grade from a B to an A*

Long time ago in a past, teachers had giant machines that slaughtered all children. However, now they eat monstrous amounts of cute chickens that are dangerous because they like to. On Sundays, cookies are slowly melted down to save the planet of New Zealand. The planet USA, however, tried to erect a statue which they believed would lead to the discovery of plankton! Which is very easy to eat without teeth because it has microscopic organsims. Pigs aren't too keen on swimming with alligators, crocodiles however, they really like to fly with mudkips. They like slaughtering eachother quickly. One day, an H-Bomb exploded, but nothing has destroyed mankind. Elephants, whose bank statements are very cool are likely to buy melted cheese. However, Stereotypes are a really nice thing. Grammar Nazis are epic phails, but they help to watch youtube videos of paris hilton, which does not rick roll people. A plot is something nice and warm. People should shove icecubes up their nostrils, because teh_langzor says so as he is really really hot... Not! Someday someone died because they wanted him alive. Gehackte is cool. Suddenly, a dragon killed a zombie, but it survived. And it went to the hospital. Unfortunally the hospital said: "You son, only you have enough power to automatically parse URLS. The Zombie was diagnosed with testicular... arthritis. The cure is playing with a really big shrimp that will shoop da whoop. Out of nowhere, Mollypop came and killed every person. Then, Captain Falcon licked my armpit it was salty, and he seeked the Holy Grail. On his quest, signatures owned him. Then Rick Astley flew down to read the Necronomicon Galaxy to kids, in which he starred as the faliure of life, jimmyw3000 was his..... noob for life. Then a lobster ate him. Pigs fly out my window into the Shadow Moses Island. Everyone loves Pickles. Except for the overlord boris5000. Chuck is whack. Pepper is for killing guthan312 that famous nub who likes stinky socks. "That go in the oven!" said the Remote Control. "No it doesn't!" Yelled the iPod, shouting LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!#@!@#$!#@%r#%@&*&^^$%3465345 Suddenly,a kitty died from eating vegitarian food from Silver_Wits house. I, Gallade64, pwn everyone. Fortunately, Ouchy_S rescued the food from Wongtong, so she ate more cookies, instead of glass...Then, Danno385 owned a glass menagerie. Danno385 is stupid.

7/10 its quite cool

Beautiful, if you don't mind me saying. Loving that nose ring...

A person like you deserves a kick up the [wagon] for being so cheesy... :lol:

looks like those pesky penguins don't know when to stop!

How can you get lost in london lol, every house is mapped out...

Oh rly? On the topic of politics, who thinks Tim McIlrath should be the next president :D

I just realised... The facts in your signature... Are lies! :twisted: The only thing that helps the medicine go down is vodka! And what's sweeter than sugar? Paul :twisted:

Hmm bebo is interesting... I created an account then neglected it for like 10 months... still have neglected it!

Join a freak show you glass-eating-freak... Try something larger like a lightbulb...

Hmm, it would make my job alot more easier.joke...

I like teh hero3s!

I'm tall enough to throw down on people...

there are still some decent players out there...

Basically, you get the ball... and lob it to the bench... Or if you are very skilled (like me) you can hit someone in the head and make it bounce up to the bench...

Its an english game where a group of nubs (2 teams) throw a ball around... 1 person from each team stands on either bench... The aim of the game is to get your whole team onto the bench... Fond memories when it gets violent I prefer run the risk better...

i just got my bridge pierced... With glasses... [hide=Awesome][/hide] Like that^ But muchos cooler! :twss:

Must obey hypnotoad... 10/10

3/10 lulwut?

You're a pyrotechnic!? My dad is too... You worked on any films lately...

Mournings end part 3 will be fun to see, and 4th person to vote \

Time... Eventually males will be born without a form of reproduction...

s'mores

[hide=Guthans fail...] It's not the 5 word story game, It's the 3 letter story game![/hide] A long time ago in a past, teachers had giant machines that slaughtered all children. However, now they eat monstrous amounts of cute chickens that are dangerous because they like to. On Sundays, cookies are slowly melted down to save the planet of New Zealand. The planet USA, however, tried to erect a statue which they believed would lead to the discovery of plankton! Which is very easy to eat without teeth because it has microscopic organsims. Pigs aren't too keen on swimming with alligators, crocodiles however, they really like to fly with mudkips. They like slaughtering eachother quickly. One day, an H-Bomb exploded, but nothing has destroyed mankind. Elephants, whose bank statements are very cool are likely to buy melted cheese. However, Stereotypes are a really nice thing. Grammar Nazis are epic phails, but they help to watch youtube videos of paris hilton, which does not rick roll people. A plot is something nice and warm. People should shove icecubes up their nostrils, because teh_langzor says so as he is really really hot... Not! Someday someone died because they wanted him alive. Gehackte is cool. Suddenly, a dragon killed a zombie, but it survived. And it went to the hospital. Unfortunally the hospital said: "You son, only you have enough power to automatically parse URLS. The Zombie was diagnosed with testicular... arthritis. The cure is playing with a really big shrimp that will shoop da whoop. Out of nowhere, Mollypop came and killed every person. Then, Captain Falcon licked my armpit it was salty, and he seeked the Holy Grail. On his quest, signatures owned him. Then Rick Astley flew down to read the Necronomicon Galaxy to kids, in which he starred as the faliure of life, jimmyw3000 was his..... noob for life. Then a lobster ate him. Pigs fly out my window into the Shadow Moses Island. Everyone loves Pickles. Except for the overlord boris5000. Chuck is whack. Pepper is for killing guthan312 that