REALLY long story..but it has a lesson...and you get cookies! mabey not... Well, today started out like most days. I woke up, watched some tv until i was bored, then logged onto runescape. Upon noticing i was half way to slayer tower i remembered i had a aberrant specters task i was in need of finishing. As i made my way in, i checked to see what agility level you needed for the [bleep]e chain (i know its 61, but i like to remind myself). So i finish up the task, and say... Great day to train agility, eh? so, i start thinking about it, i realize im on lunar magics...bummer. No ardy teleport to get some cakes and lever out into the deep wilderness. Then i check all the teleports, and remember :idea: why not use the ice plateau teleport. It would put me right next to the wilderness arena and completely let me skip running by one of the most popular pking spots in runescape Then something hits me... all i have is monkfish, and sharks. But, ive been going for my big swordy, so natrually i have 800ish tuna. I make a fire with one of my many maples (which i need to burn...) and cook 4 loads of tuna. I grab the 3 astrials, laws, and 8 earths, and a full load of tunas, and tele out there. The teleport put me right next to a few ice worriors and they hit a few 7s on me right off the back. So when i get into the arena, i notice a 124 there. Oh great, a 1 itemer pker... He remains completely silent throughout my first few runs, then he goes for an attack right when i try to get on the log. I give him the -.- face and log out to eat. I come back, he is still there, and a lvl 79 has joined in. So we go on, with our revolutions, and he hits 54 agility. I give him a "grats :)" and we start talking. shortly after i hit 60 (so close to 61!) and we go on talking a bit as we do. Then what we feared happens, a lvl 118 pker ( :evil: ). He comes up, and blitz me, which is odd, because i was not skulled, and i did not have ANYTHING on (not even boots of lightness) so i just pray, and wait. Naturally, he runs up and specs me, but he lands a few low numbers seeing as i have prayer on. so i just keep going as if he wasnt there. Seeing that i was a lost cause, he kills the 79. So im starting to feel sad for the little guy, he was 3k from hitting 56 agility at the time. So the lvl 118 focus's on me yet again (im still praying, lol) i manage to get 3 laps around before he even kills me. So the little guy pms me, asking me if i died. I say "yeah, i think ill just world hop, wanna come?" And he said, "naw...i gotta go get my ectofile, i forgot i had it on me..." This is when it gets interesting. I decide to do what most people dont, stick up for the little people. I was tired of higher level pkers killing us for no reason. So i head to fally bank pming him "i think im gonna go out there and kill him" so i grabed the tele runes, some monk robes, str ammy, dds, rune gloves, a beserker helm, and some climbing boots. i get full sharks, and a whip in my invintory, so i tele out... i get to the actual arena and make it on the long steep cliff on my first try, and just as i open the gate i see the 118 making his way up the rock climb ( :twisted: revenge! ) so i set on my super str and attack prayers, and dds spec him. I hit him 2 times, then he gets into the pipe, so i run down and end him with a final spec ( :twisted: fuhahha! ) with "this is from *insert little mans name here*" So i check the loot, a dds, mystic peices, power ammy, and 20 ice blitz's. Hmm, good deal. So i go back and head to mage bank to bank my newly pked items, and i see "the little guy" in the bank ready-ing for another trip. I show him the loot and he explodes with excitement, so happy he can continue to train the skill which currently captivates him most. So i ready myself as well, nothing on, and full tunas. We leave out, and i ask him to cut the webs (as i never carry anything) then we see him... the level 118 is back, with a dds... I tell him to run, because i know good and well who he is after (me -.- joy ) So i natrually flip on the prayer as soon as my new friend made it inside, and i run in as well. The 118 came in "loved the prayer, noob, come back out and face me like a man!" At this point, i was asking myself, "is this gonna be worth it, or a waste of sharks?" Then i had a flashback! ***he had lobsters back at the wildy course!*** So i get my real pking gear on (rune, beserker, whip, and such). I head outside, and he skulls on me (no harm there). Then i noticed he is ranging...so im guessing he must be 95ish range, at his combat. so i pot up, get my prayer set, then i attack him. 4 dds specs, to no real damage (mabey 60ish, but he healed it right up) then the magic came. 29, 29 *redbarred, so he eats* 16 Dead, again. Im standing there amazed...i just 3 hit a 118... Once again, my new friend exploded with happiness, now he can for sure train without much of a threat! I grab his loot, and noticed how i killed him so fast *lobsters -.- heh* we tele inside and i show him the loot. then i took out, everything but the blackdragonhide. He mentioned earlier he was 69 range, so i wanted him to have some for when he hit 70. We geared up, and went on training agility. He hit 56 for regicide, and i hit 61 for the [bleep]e chain, without a sign of a pker :) today really was a great day to train agility, a new friend, a new enemie, and a few pk's :D Just wanted to share that story, you should always stick up for your own "little man"