megakiller32

People think of me as a comedian and as a result of that, not many people take me seriously. Then again, I believe if you're too mature, you end up looking like a pretentious [cabbage] :|

My mum's christmas present never arrived in the post, and now they don't deliver anything until the 7th January :( DARN YOU ROYAL MAIL

Lumines 2! If you like puzzle games that is- I stopped buying PSP games, because most of them sucked. But Lego Star Wars 2 is good. (Although it's likely you already have these)

Actually Clairvoyance would also be a good power! i'm not as creative when it comes to super powers as you other people :|

Less masturbation. Just kidding :P ...there's no way I could starve myself of that pleasure.

I hope some nazi mod doesn't come in and go "THERE IS NO DISCUSSIONAL VALUE IN WISHING EACH OTHER MERRY CHRISTMAS" Because you see, I have something against most of the Tip.it mods. Anyway, I got some books, DVDs, a couple of PC Games, but most importantly, my new and beloved Numark TT USB record player I'll be off to the records shops to get some good new music asap :D

I wear parachute pants and play Atari, is that retro enough? I also do the robot. Do you do the safety dance too? WE CAN DANCE, DO DO DOODODOODO Reminiscing is the true sign that you're retro.

I say this because when your parents are divorced, its quite likely you won't want to see them with another "love" interest. So you might have preconceived ideas that the people are horribly. But my dad is evil, and this new love interest he has is also a foul, evil hag. I mean really, she truly makes me sick, and I have to control myself from throttling her and choking her. One day though, one day. I'm waiting for some interesting scenarios to suit the case though, because I've only met her recently. But it raises the question- Are step parents always horrible?

And if you need to contact them, I suggest using punctuation. :D

Someone I know has an absolutely insane phobia of birds (I don't personally know why) but it must really interfere with her job, shes a police officer : :shock:

Not mind control, you'd go insane with power and insecurity trying to impress everyone or change to be liked. Unless you're not that kind of person. I'd love the power of invisibility. You know, this question should be in freudian psycho-analysis exams, because it really shows something about people's personalities :P

It has good capabilities, but if you're using it just for gaming, then go for XP. but my PC is a gaming PC and it's using Vista and works fairly well. :D

Your ears are fine. Or if they really are that bad, open up a can of Vincent Van Gogh.

Either this, or this. Also, why is it deemed so wrong in modern society to eat dog?

They would be born with a controller in thier hands, so they kick thier friends [wagon] at all video games when they're older. However I raise my kids, my wife would have a significant input into it, and there's one thing i've learned for how to raise kids. However I do it, I know how NOT to do it from my own father.

OW! That really hurt. Who on earth throws shoes? Honestly... Edit: Damn, I see someone else has referenced random task from Austin Powers.

I eat meat because I like the taste, but more importantly, it's the natural food chain, even for humans to be omnivores. Think of the horrific overpopulation if humans didn't eat meat. I hate the vegetarians who say "I feel sorry for the animals." GET OVER IT. hmmm... I can't choose an emoticon on the left properly because they all have hats on...erm...i'll just opt for this one. :D

Wait a minute....we've missed something- Why don't we ask Jeff what he wants to do!? Off-topic- I swear, more and more of the emotes have santa hats on every time I make a post...it's like they're plotting some kind of Christmas-themed homicide....

Nah, get other people's embryos. This is why stem cell research is GOOD.

I worked briefly in a charity shop but I quit because my boss tried forcing me to a) Work all weekend with no breaks B) Tried to make me work...in school hours. And then yelled at me when I couldn't work on a thursday morning, because I was in school.

Genius! It's simple things like this that makes my day. As you can see, I have no life.

I vote for this guy! I don't really know who he is, but he's damn good at that!

Megakiller32 - Damn, that guy is good at..stuff and...things.

Actually, you know, to add to that perhaps I'm very cynical and sinister of peoples actions, because a fair few people who i've trusted have just ended up stabbing me in the back?

Okay, I use Alt+Tab alot, and Alt+F4 is useful too. See- Who needs expensive keyboards and mice for insane sums of money, just because they have an extra button.