megakiller32

Congratulations. But it's only a matter of time until us Englanders get our hands on that trophy :twisted: (Even though we play like girls)

"I've got a nine inch tongue and can break through my ears" Aaah. Classic.

I know you can openserverbrowser in the console, but that just doesn't cut it, it's still inadequate.

Its a violation of free speech. ...I wish i had something more interesting to post on the matter

Wait, seriously? Did you take pictures?...Or is that a pickup line...? Clearly it is a pickup line, and the best one at that. ...Damn, you're right. Hooked me in, didn't it? No, it wasn't a pickup line. I was in the computer room, as I was about to press the "Submit" button, someone ran by, shouting that there was a fire alarm (Our fire alarm system is a bit quirky, it doesn't behave as it is instructed). I had smelled something burned about a minute earlier, I just assumed it was the smell of hot ink from the printer a few feet away. Turns out it wasn't the school, but someone's hair. :wall: Applying hairspray while playing with a lighter, well, not good. Somehow it escalated into a full scale fire alarm. 700 people were evacuated and the fire department called. At my school whenever a fire alarm goes off people blame my friend, because of one occasion where he leaned back on the wall and set the alarm off. :XD:

CAD comics fail every time. Theres more text in one panel then in the Geneva Convention. Anyway, for L4D, valve screwed up big time with no server browser, it always puts me on a horrifically laggy servers which pisses me off. And also, they never fixed that bug in the demo where you crash at the start of level 2 :evil: Needs a patch desperately, with a proper server browser, not [cabbage]ty dedicated l4d servers, or having to plug crap into your console to open up a browser. :evil:

Yeah, but I like SS4Alex's signature.

Put a vacuum around your room.

....My brain feels like it's about to burst. So many retorts, so little time... aaah...theres a lump in my throat :shock:

Danny Byrd, London Elektricity and High Contrast's stuff this year has been pretty good, but this is my song of the year. :D http://www.last.fm/music/Jazzanova/Let+Me+Show+Ya (too bad on Last FM all this particular bands stuff is cut to about 30 seconds, and normally the chorus, but I think you can download the song somewhere on Sonar Kollektiv.)

whenever people get a tattoo, I always think of an old Matt Groening comic, of two ex-punks, in a retirement home covered in tattoos, and one says to the other "I see you were also an idiot back in the nineties." But hey, if you wanna get a tattoo, go ahead. Stupid imo, but you're tattoo. And you can always get it lasered off for an extortionistic price.

Not 75%, just the chavs. Which is alot of people. How can people fit books and other school equipment into those bags? I use a real bag, i just can't find a picture. Chavs are evil creatures spat up from the bowels of hell, and must be smote back down there with a pitchfork covered in houmous. I can't find a picture of my bag, but it's a basic black rucksack. \ I hate those "I am not a paper bag" bags. Why don't they just put "I am a pretentious [bleep]" on the side?

Another problem arises... A girl in my class, who I like a fair bit, is very attractive, and fairly smart. I am 50/50 half attracted to her, because she's pretty, nice and light-hearted, but I keep convincing myself, that I don't like her and I'm not interested, because I know if we had a relationship it wouldn't last long because she has a history of brief stints, and the second reason, is that my other friends don't like her that much. On the other hand, she has been hinting at some sort of relationship, I just don't want to put out an official no yet. I know i'm attracted to her because of my horny male teenager instincts, but how can I silence them?

Wait, I know what will end humanity. [insert generic fart joke here.] Fart Jokes will end humanity! ....hmmm...that originally was funnier in my head but i couldn't transcode what was originally in my head to paper....

If Cigarettes were made illegal completely now, It would just be a repeat of the American Prohibition. There would be far too much smuggling and organised crime, and apart from that Governments make billions on the taxation of cigarettes. So no, they definitely shouldn't be made illegal. If people want to smoke, so be it, and theres always a bit of help if people want to quit and have the willpower.

we're the guys who will rebuild society in it's downfall. And then everyone will still pick on us.

Being too young to get a proper job, I volunteer at charity shops. But i want to get a small part time job like waiter to earn a bit of cash, because as a child, when you don't need to buy food and pay the rent, you seem to have ALOT more money. :D

I dont actually have a belly button. Because right now, I am currently in my mother's womb and am typing on a laptop. ...Innie, like most other people. But luckily i don't get fluff in my belly button. :D

Thats brilliant, thanks :D

I have a few good friends who happen to be girls, and I think it's important to have good platonic relations with the opposite sex, as you can learn about the mysteries of the opposite sex, without having to jump into bed with them.

I want a: sig Dimensions (pixels)/Size (Kb):300x100 and preferably .png, as long as it fits the limit for tip.it :D (sorry i dunno what the limit is though xD) Render URL: http://planetrenders.net/renders/displa ... pos=-25062 C4D URL: you choose one, if it's needed :D Text: Megakiller Subtext: - Font: Is it okay if you use this one? http://www.dafont.com/douglas-hand.font if not, you choose one Credit: i'll credit :D Notes/Other: Thanks :)

If anyone get's hungry, there is a glass bar \ It would be a convention with about 7 people at, and thus create and awkward moment.

Palin 2012 will end all humanity, because you see, american leaders have a pattern of Republican, democrat republican democrat. And because McCain will die soon and therefore won't be able to run for president in 2012, Palin will take over, and in the pattern, she'll become the president, officially ruining, schools, the economy, and anything to do with politics. \

Vanilla. Sometimes with sprinkles. Because I'm not a big sugar fan, I don't explore the many flavours of Ice Cream and so I really only stick with the basics like vanilla :\ But if someone can reccommend me something with vanilla and/or nuts and/or chocolate and/or chocolatey lumpish bits, I'll be on my way :D

Pik pik pikachu!