November 4, 200817 yr I remember another forum I used to go to 2-3 years back had an entire thread on pickup lines with 80+ pages. Heres a few to start off- I'm no Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock. If you were a bugger, I'd pick you first. Did it Hurt? I mean when you fell from heaven? woot.You are one with the matrix. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Petry Amwose if you ask me.
November 4, 200817 yr [Good start... hahaha... c'mon] *Wanna [bleep]? [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series.
November 4, 200817 yr how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break teh ice, can i get your number? i hate those commercials. if i could change the alphabet i'd put U and I together.
November 4, 200817 yr Would you like to mate? Oh yeah, I'm smooth like dat 8-) Get back here so I can rub your butt.
November 4, 200817 yr (ive seen this used...In runescape #-o :roll: ) "Do you work in subway, because your giving me a foot-long. #-o #-o #-o #-o #-o #-o #-o #-o lmfaO! "i want to [beep] you"
November 4, 200817 yr (ive seen this used...In runescape #-o :roll: ) "Do you work in subway, because your giving me a foot-long. #-o #-o #-o #-o #-o #-o #-o #-o lmfaO! "i want to [beep] you" How orginal
November 4, 200817 yr I like your breasts. They are firm yet not too large. Quit Runescape 30th May 2006.Thanks to Hawkxs for my signature :)
November 4, 200817 yr Are you cos^2(x)? Because I'm sin^2(x) and together we are one. 99 Hits, Attack, Strength, Defence, Mage, Summoning, Slayer, Ranged, 96/99 Prayer
November 4, 200817 yr I have a few: : Do you have a library card because I'm checkin you out. I lost my number, can I have yours? They don't call me Long John for nothin'. You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there. I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
November 4, 200817 yr If you ever get mauled by a bear, I hope they stay away from your face, because I think you're cute. :: Guess the Movie Contest Champion: pfilc23 ::
November 4, 200817 yr Did it Hurt? I mean when you fell from heaven? That is probably the best, because if you get rejected, you can say "because it looks like it hurt alot!"
November 4, 200817 yr FOREPLAY THEN INTERCOURSE!!! Probably the most recent one lol. Get back here so I can rub your butt.
November 4, 200817 yr Did it Hurt? I mean when you fell from heaven? That is probably the best, because if you get rejected, you can say "because it looks like it hurt alot!" ohemgee! Thats awesome!! :twss: Sigs by: Soa | Gold_Tiger10 | Harrinator1 | Guthix121 | robo | Elmo | Thru | Yaff2 Avatars by: Lit0ua | Unoalexi | Gold Tiger . Hello friend, Senajitkaushik was epic, Good luck bro.
November 4, 200817 yr Do you know how to sew? 'Cause I have a rip in my shirt and could really use some help with it. And then we could bump uglies. If you ever get mauled by a bear, I hope they stay away from your face, because I think you're cute. What's that from? catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream
November 4, 200817 yr Even Sir Isaac Newton knew - Since I'm attracted to you, you must be attracted to me. Yes, I can't come up with anything nerdier at the moment. >_> One my friend told me (Not...TO me...) was "Do you work at a bakery? Because you have some nice buns." Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu.
November 4, 200817 yr Is that a Ditto in your pocket, 'cause I can see myself in your pants. Oh pokemon pick up lines. :lol: [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp
November 4, 200817 yr If I ever meet a woman who responds correctly to either of these two lines...: "Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk in all that trunk?" "Hey momma, like the way you groove..." I will take her. Then and there. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream
November 4, 200817 yr Ripleys Believe it or Not, week 44 fun facts: A single memorized line from a total stranger will impress a male/female. Really, I don't know anyone who doesn't think of pick-up lines as a cheesy, semi-joke that mostly circulates in movies or teen comedies. :lol: M: Is your last name Gillette? Because youre the best a man can get. F: Let me guess, you're a fisherman. Wanna hook up? Think of it from the perspective of the man/woman recieving it. It's a totally corny, non-classy way to open a conversation other than as a prank.
November 4, 200817 yr Does this smell like chloroform to you? :: Guess the Movie Contest Champion: pfilc23 ::
November 4, 200817 yr I hope your as good as your mother. Hey do you live on a chicken farm? because you're really good at raising [roosters]. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
November 5, 200817 yr "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" Edit: Beaten. >=( "Powerthirst now comes in WOMEN!" Varrock Library: Shattered Sky | Silent Thunder | The Emperor's FinestAstri @ MythWeavers
November 5, 200817 yr "Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?" FAIL :lol: #-o *Looks up several posts* :wall: Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
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