Guest minime121196 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 "Make me a goddamn sandwich woman!" "Kitchen noob." "Want to see the inside of my van?" " Ben, Ben-Dover." " Die in a fire ugly one." DAMNATION! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EarthySun Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Is your dad an alien? Because you're out of this world. So, basically Earthysun is Jesus's only son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EarthySun Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Wanna see my hard drive? I can guarantee it's more than 3 1/2 inches long, and it's surely not floppy! That sucks, I'm twice that and I'm only 14. :P Yes, an inappropriate comment, but it needed to be said. So, basically Earthysun is Jesus's only son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieMcD Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Wanna see my hard drive? I can guarantee it's more than 3 1/2 inches long, and it's surely not floppy! That sucks, I'm twice that and I'm only 14. :P Yes, an inappropriate comment, but it needed to be said. You might be twice it but do you know how to use it? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouwzie Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Wanna see my hard drive? I can guarantee it's more than 3 1/2 inches long, and it's surely not floppy! That sucks, I'm twice that and I'm only 14. :P Yes, an inappropriate comment, but it needed to be said. "More than". Could be a 10-incher too ;) (Doubt it lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsavi Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I see a padlock in the future... :? Most of this is funny, I don't want it to be locked. And I got nothing. I'm pretty uneducated in this area, it seems to be counterproductive anyway so I don't really care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Bar napkin rose. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 "You're lucky I take pity on burn victims." Mate said this as a joke, got slapped pretty hard. D: sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonerohi Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Bar napkin rose. As usual, Lenin delivers with the only good and working thing in the thread. As of the mention of the bar napkin rose, this thread has been won. Lenin earns 5 Internets and a food stamp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyco_Reborn Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 "Let me be the lock to your key" 'nuff said. My Last.FmLeekSpinner!!!Random Furry Dance!!!Proud to hate life, since not too long ago!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faux Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Bar napkin rose. As usual, Lenin delivers with the only good and working thing in the thread. As of the mention of the bar napkin rose, this thread has been won. Lenin earns 5 Internets and a food stamp. what does it smell like in there :: Guess the Movie Contest Champion: pfilc23 :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pennywise Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Bar napkin rose. As usual, Lenin delivers with the only good and working thing in the thread. As of the mention of the bar napkin rose, this thread has been won. Lenin earns 5 Internets and a food stamp. Maybe you should use that napkin to wipe off your nose instead. Eight Bananas, MD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_Latios Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Some of these are sooo wrong... IRC Nick: Hiroki | 99 Agility | Max Quest Points | 138 CombatBandos drops: 20 Hilt | 22 Chestplate | 21 Tassets | 14 Boots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_Latios Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 My #1 pickup line: "Hi." IRC Nick: Hiroki | 99 Agility | Max Quest Points | 138 CombatBandos drops: 20 Hilt | 22 Chestplate | 21 Tassets | 14 Boots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Returned3 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Take my left leg as Easter and my right as Christmas, now why don't you come visit me in between the holidays? 00:00:0500:00:0400:00:0300:00:0200:00:0100:00:00 Break the Walls down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilya Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Hi, I'm level 115 with all skills 65+ and over 1730 total. Come to my room pl0x? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brunokiller Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 This is what a friend told me: We had a reallly shy guy in my class. He never said anything during class and had quite a few spots. But on the graduation party, he walked up to a girl and asked: 'Do you want your babies to look like me?'. I loled. My blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ididnotlol Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Who needs pickup lines when I am this hot and cool 8-) . ( and also geeky enough to be on tip.it :cry: ) I love this sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talset65 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 This is what a friend told me: We had a reallly shy guy in my class. He never said anything during class and had quite a few spots. But on the graduation party, he walked up to a girl and asked: 'Do you want your babies to look like me?'. I loled. gutted if he was sterile. Tough times don't last. Tough people do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonerohi Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Bar napkin rose. As usual, Lenin delivers with the only good and working thing in the thread. As of the mention of the bar napkin rose, this thread has been won. Lenin earns 5 Internets and a food stamp. Maybe you should use that napkin to wipe off your nose instead. And maybe you should shut the hell up. I can comment on these how I like and I don't think you get a say in it. VV good point Zierro, edited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 ^^^ You're allowed to flame but he's not allowed to comment on how you're a brown-noser? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickeley102 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 ^^^ You're allowed to flame but he's not allowed to comment on how you're a brown-noser? as usual, zierro comes and brings a cool headed social commentary tidbit which, while remaining refreshingly wittily, de-esculates the situation =D> =D> =D> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Oh stop, you're making me turn red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purfishx Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Best lines ever: "You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case." "You make my software turn to hardware!" Lamest lines ever: "Did you know you remind me of my mother, how about I come over later ;) " "Hey there - oh crap sorry, I thought you were Oprah" MY BEST: "Oooh I just love your hair, my wife had her hair in that same style last week" <---- major oopsie lol Sigs by: Soa | Gold_Tiger10 | Harrinator1 | Guthix121 | robo | Elmo | Thru | Yaff2 Avatars by: Lit0ua | Unoalexi | Gold Tiger . Hello friend, Senajitkaushik was epic, Good luck bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebdragon Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Lamest lines ever: "Did you know you remind me of my mother, how about I come over later ;) " http://www.newscientist.com/blog/shorts ... hot%20wife For real. [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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