Lenin64 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Are you an electron? Because I'm a proton and need to be inside you. Science fail. Protons are larger than electrons, and electrons are not inside protons anyway. This nerd in my class said that. And actually, technically the protons are inside the electrons. Which is what the guy said. :wall: I think this should explain it. [hide=][/hide] Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebdragon Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Lenin, stop looking at it technically and think about the general location of the electron orbitals and the nucleus of the atom. It's a moot point though, because I'm pretty sure any chick that would get that would agree it's a crappy line. [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 my favorite has to be: wanna [bleep]? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinjula Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Well I'm a gay man, so "Hello" usually works fine for me. (I do love being gay, there are a lot of advantages) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MicroLegionnaire Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Does this smell like chloroform to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren211 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Are you an electron? Because I'm a proton and need to be inside you. Science fail. Protons are larger than electrons, and electrons are not inside protons anyway. But arent protons in the electron rings (or whatever its called) so you could say that they are inside them? :? I dunno. :lol: :| Nyet. protons are in the nucleus. Electrons orbit. Indeed, So I suppose the correct pickup line would ask if she was a nucleus. And then you can either respond with: 1. I'm a proton and I want to be inside you 2. I'm an electron and I'm naturally attracted to what's inside you. ;) [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsavi Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Now I've got to go, the school's on fire. Wait, seriously? Did you take pictures?...Or is that a pickup line...? Clearly it is a pickup line, and the best one at that. ...Damn, you're right. Hooked me in, didn't it? No, it wasn't a pickup line. I was in the computer room, as I was about to press the "Submit" button, someone ran by, shouting that there was a fire alarm (Our fire alarm system is a bit quirky, it doesn't behave as it is instructed). I had smelled something burned about a minute earlier, I just assumed it was the smell of hot ink from the printer a few feet away. Turns out it wasn't the school, but someone's hair. :wall: Applying hairspray while playing with a lighter, well, not good. Somehow it escalated into a full scale fire alarm. 700 people were evacuated and the fire department called. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megakiller32 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Now I've got to go, the school's on fire. Wait, seriously? Did you take pictures?...Or is that a pickup line...? Clearly it is a pickup line, and the best one at that. ...Damn, you're right. Hooked me in, didn't it? No, it wasn't a pickup line. I was in the computer room, as I was about to press the "Submit" button, someone ran by, shouting that there was a fire alarm (Our fire alarm system is a bit quirky, it doesn't behave as it is instructed). I had smelled something burned about a minute earlier, I just assumed it was the smell of hot ink from the printer a few feet away. Turns out it wasn't the school, but someone's hair. :wall: Applying hairspray while playing with a lighter, well, not good. Somehow it escalated into a full scale fire alarm. 700 people were evacuated and the fire department called. At my school whenever a fire alarm goes off people blame my friend, because of one occasion where he leaned back on the wall and set the alarm off. :XD: Quit Runescape 30th May 2006.Thanks to Hawkxs for my signature :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriyama Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Now I've got to go, the school's on fire. Wait, seriously? Did you take pictures?...Or is that a pickup line...? Clearly it is a pickup line, and the best one at that. ...Damn, you're right. Hooked me in, didn't it? No, it wasn't a pickup line. I was in the computer room, as I was about to press the "Submit" button, someone ran by, shouting that there was a fire alarm (Our fire alarm system is a bit quirky, it doesn't behave as it is instructed). I had smelled something burned about a minute earlier, I just assumed it was the smell of hot ink from the printer a few feet away. Turns out it wasn't the school, but someone's hair. :wall: Applying hairspray while playing with a lighter, well, not good. Somehow it escalated into a full scale fire alarm. 700 people were evacuated and the fire department called. At my school whenever a fire alarm goes off people blame my friend, because of one occasion where he leaned back on the wall and set the alarm off. :XD: I don't mind Fire Alarms at my school much. 6th Years have to basically guard the fire alarms afterwards so nobody sets it off. Gets me out of class for about 5-10 mins : Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purfishx Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Now I've got to go, the school's on fire. Wait, seriously? Did you take pictures?...Or is that a pickup line...? Clearly it is a pickup line, and the best one at that. ...Damn, you're right. Hooked me in, didn't it? No, it wasn't a pickup line. I was in the computer room, as I was about to press the "Submit" button, someone ran by, shouting that there was a fire alarm (Our fire alarm system is a bit quirky, it doesn't behave as it is instructed). I had smelled something burned about a minute earlier, I just assumed it was the smell of hot ink from the printer a few feet away. Turns out it wasn't the school, but someone's hair. :wall: Applying hairspray while playing with a lighter, well, not good. Somehow it escalated into a full scale fire alarm. 700 people were evacuated and the fire department called. At my school whenever a fire alarm goes off people blame my friend, because of one occasion where he leaned back on the wall and set the alarm off. :XD: I don't mind Fire Alarms at my school much. 6th Years have to basically guard the fire alarms afterwards so nobody sets it off. Gets me out of class for about 5-10 mins : I don't have anything much to add but I wanted to get the chain quote longer BUT one time there was a fire scare in the computer labs. And the only fire alarm is in the administration office. Sucks balllllls! Sigs by: Soa | Gold_Tiger10 | Harrinator1 | Guthix121 | robo | Elmo | Thru | Yaff2 Avatars by: Lit0ua | Unoalexi | Gold Tiger . Hello friend, Senajitkaushik was epic, Good luck bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriyama Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 I suppose it would suck. If a fire was set off and became a sizeable one before the alarm goes off. Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sohkmj1 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 "Hello, you have nice child-bearing hips" I'd probably get slapped if I said that. heh, Kudos to anyone who can find the source of the line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoGuy Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Do pick up lines seriously ever work...? All I can see happening is you get the [cabbage] slapped out of you. >_> Maybe that's just because I'm from Texas. And hey Sworddude, haven't seen you in a long while haha. I like stir fry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megakiller32 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 "I've got a nine inch tongue and can break through my ears" Aaah. Classic. Quit Runescape 30th May 2006.Thanks to Hawkxs for my signature :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pennywise Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 "I've got a nine inch tongue and can break through my ears" Aaah. Classic. ...and can break through my ears? what? Eight Bananas, MD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodredsword Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 "Did you fall from heaven? Because your face looks f'ed up." :roll: Listen to the mighty words of Bloodredsword. Tip it MGC Xbox live leader board! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinjula Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 "I've got a nine inch tongue and can break through my ears" Aaah. Classic. ...and can break through my ears? what? Its supposed to be "breathe through my ears" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Welcome to Zombo Com. This is Zombo Com. You can do anything at Zombo Com. The only limit is yourself. Welcome,to Zombo Com. Repeat until "Wtf is wrong with you?" emerges. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pennywise Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 "I've got a nine inch tongue and can break through my ears" Aaah. Classic. ...and can break through my ears? what? Its supposed to be "breathe through my ears" oh. Eight Bananas, MD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Pirates Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 I forgot where the bathroom is, can you show me? BR BR BR? HUEHUEHEUEHUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 "Hello, you have nice child-bearing hips" "Hello, I have nice child-bearing hips". They think it's funny. I guess it kind of is. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_Latios Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 "Did you fall from heaven? Because your face looks f'ed up." :roll: Absolute win. IRC Nick: Hiroki | 99 Agility | Max Quest Points | 138 CombatBandos drops: 20 Hilt | 22 Chestplate | 21 Tassets | 14 Boots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rd Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Girl: Hey, how are you? Guy: [breasts] OR GTFO! Girl: =)--B--< Guy: =) [iNSERT "I R EATIN TEH SHIX ATM" BILL COSBY SIGNATURE GIF HERE, LOL] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elferin Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 62. Hi, I'm incredibly rich. Works if you have an ego size of a universe. TOXIC! Oh my god man I haven't seen you in forever how have ya been man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 "Oh I love kittens!" SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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