Are you an electron? Because I'm a proton and need to be inside you.

 

Science fail. Protons are larger than electrons, and electrons are not inside protons anyway.

 

 

 

 

 

This nerd in my class said that. And actually, technically the protons are inside the electrons. Which is what the guy said.

 

:wall:

 

I think this should explain it.

 

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Lenin, stop looking at it technically and think about the general location of the electron orbitals and the nucleus of the atom.

 

 

 

It's a moot point though, because I'm pretty sure any chick that would get that would agree it's a crappy line.

my favorite has to be: wanna [bleep]?

Well I'm a gay man, so "Hello" usually works fine for me.

 

 

 

(I do love being gay, there are a lot of advantages)

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Are you an electron? Because I'm a proton and need to be inside you.

 

Science fail. Protons are larger than electrons, and electrons are not inside protons anyway.

 

But arent protons in the electron rings (or whatever its called) so you could say that they are inside them? :?

 

I dunno. :lol:

 

:|

 

Nyet. protons are in the nucleus. Electrons orbit.

 

 

 

Indeed, So I suppose the correct pickup line would ask if she was a nucleus. And then you can either respond with:

 

1. I'm a proton and I want to be inside you

 

2. I'm an electron and I'm naturally attracted to what's inside you.

 

 

 

;)

Now I've got to go, the school's on fire.

 

Wait, seriously? Did you take pictures?...Or is that a pickup line...?

 

Clearly it is a pickup line, and the best one at that.

 

...Damn, you're right. Hooked me in, didn't it?

 

No, it wasn't a pickup line. I was in the computer room, as I was about to press the "Submit" button, someone ran by, shouting that there was a fire alarm (Our fire alarm system is a bit quirky, it doesn't behave as it is instructed). I had smelled something burned about a minute earlier, I just assumed it was the smell of hot ink from the printer a few feet away. Turns out it wasn't the school, but someone's hair. :wall: Applying hairspray while playing with a lighter, well, not good. Somehow it escalated into a full scale fire alarm. 700 people were evacuated and the fire department called.

Now I've got to go, the school's on fire.

 

Wait, seriously? Did you take pictures?...Or is that a pickup line...?

 

Clearly it is a pickup line, and the best one at that.

 

...Damn, you're right. Hooked me in, didn't it?

 

No, it wasn't a pickup line. I was in the computer room, as I was about to press the "Submit" button, someone ran by, shouting that there was a fire alarm (Our fire alarm system is a bit quirky, it doesn't behave as it is instructed). I had smelled something burned about a minute earlier, I just assumed it was the smell of hot ink from the printer a few feet away. Turns out it wasn't the school, but someone's hair. :wall: Applying hairspray while playing with a lighter, well, not good. Somehow it escalated into a full scale fire alarm. 700 people were evacuated and the fire department called.

 

 

 

At my school whenever a fire alarm goes off people blame my friend, because of one occasion where he leaned back on the wall and set the alarm off. :XD:

Now I've got to go, the school's on fire.

 

Wait, seriously? Did you take pictures?...Or is that a pickup line...?

 

Clearly it is a pickup line, and the best one at that.

 

...Damn, you're right. Hooked me in, didn't it?

 

No, it wasn't a pickup line. I was in the computer room, as I was about to press the "Submit" button, someone ran by, shouting that there was a fire alarm (Our fire alarm system is a bit quirky, it doesn't behave as it is instructed). I had smelled something burned about a minute earlier, I just assumed it was the smell of hot ink from the printer a few feet away. Turns out it wasn't the school, but someone's hair. :wall: Applying hairspray while playing with a lighter, well, not good. Somehow it escalated into a full scale fire alarm. 700 people were evacuated and the fire department called.

 

 

 

At my school whenever a fire alarm goes off people blame my friend, because of one occasion where he leaned back on the wall and set the alarm off. :XD:

 

 

 

I don't mind Fire Alarms at my school much.

 

 

 

6th Years have to basically guard the fire alarms afterwards so nobody sets it off. Gets me out of class for about 5-10 mins :

Now I've got to go, the school's on fire.

 

Wait, seriously? Did you take pictures?...Or is that a pickup line...?

 

Clearly it is a pickup line, and the best one at that.

 

...Damn, you're right. Hooked me in, didn't it?

 

No, it wasn't a pickup line. I was in the computer room, as I was about to press the "Submit" button, someone ran by, shouting that there was a fire alarm (Our fire alarm system is a bit quirky, it doesn't behave as it is instructed). I had smelled something burned about a minute earlier, I just assumed it was the smell of hot ink from the printer a few feet away. Turns out it wasn't the school, but someone's hair. :wall: Applying hairspray while playing with a lighter, well, not good. Somehow it escalated into a full scale fire alarm. 700 people were evacuated and the fire department called.

 

 

 

At my school whenever a fire alarm goes off people blame my friend, because of one occasion where he leaned back on the wall and set the alarm off. :XD:

 

 

 

I don't mind Fire Alarms at my school much.

 

 

 

6th Years have to basically guard the fire alarms afterwards so nobody sets it off. Gets me out of class for about 5-10 mins :

 

 

 

I don't have anything much to add but I wanted to get the chain quote longer BUT one time there was a fire scare in the computer labs.

 

 

 

And the only fire alarm is in the administration office. Sucks balllllls!

I suppose it would suck. If a fire was set off and became a sizeable one before the alarm goes off.

"Hello, you have nice child-bearing hips"

 

I'd probably get slapped if I said that.

 

heh, Kudos to anyone who can find the source of the line.

Do pick up lines seriously ever work...?

 

All I can see happening is you get the [cabbage] slapped out of you. >_>

 

Maybe that's just because I'm from Texas. And hey Sworddude, haven't seen you in a long while haha.

"I've got a nine inch tongue and can break through my ears"

 

Aaah. Classic.

"I've got a nine inch tongue and can break through my ears"

 

Aaah. Classic.

 

 

 

 

 

...and can break through my ears? what?

"Did you fall from heaven? Because your face looks f'ed up."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:roll:

"I've got a nine inch tongue and can break through my ears"

 

Aaah. Classic.

 

 

 

 

 

...and can break through my ears? what?

 

Its supposed to be "breathe through my ears"

Welcome to Zombo Com.

 

This is Zombo Com.

 

You can do anything at Zombo Com.

 

The only limit is yourself.

 

Welcome,to Zombo Com.

 

 

 

Repeat until "Wtf is wrong with you?" emerges.

"I've got a nine inch tongue and can break through my ears"

 

Aaah. Classic.

 

 

 

 

 

...and can break through my ears? what?

 

Its supposed to be "breathe through my ears"

 

 

 

oh.

I forgot where the bathroom is, can you show me?

"Hello, you have nice child-bearing hips"

 

"Hello, I have nice child-bearing hips". They think it's funny. I guess it kind of is.

"Did you fall from heaven? Because your face looks f'ed up."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:roll:

 

Absolute win.

Girl: Hey, how are you?

 

Guy: [breasts] OR GTFO!

 

Girl: =)--B--<

 

Guy: =)

62. Hi, I'm incredibly rich.

 

 

 

Works if you have an ego size of a universe.

 

 

 

TOXIC! Oh my god man I haven't seen you in forever how have ya been man?

"Oh I love kittens!"