kimzon Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 "Guy: wana have the best sex ever? Girl: no/yes Guy: then you should come with me" "is your fone number as beautifull as you?" "you would look realy good on me" (I wana live for ever,or die trying...)I have dyslexia so forgive me my bad grammar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VjuliusT Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 "Want to do some magic? first we get to my place and [bleep] then when I wake up your gone". Bad attempt to translate a Swedish pickup line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodredsword Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 "Did you fall from heaven? Because your face looks f'ed up." :roll: Absolute win. Why thank you. :twss: Listen to the mighty words of Bloodredsword. Tip it MGC Xbox live leader board! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plugpoint Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 "You'll do." Maxed 15/06/13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angryjoe Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 "hello, can i take your picture" WHY!? "because i want to show santa what i want for xmas" 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Ok, now this thread is just reposts (see above). Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angryjoe Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 I'm not gonna read through 15 pages ffs. :mrgreen: And it is a great line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mlskid Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 okay, I only read to about page 12 but here goes...*hope no one else has this one* "That shirt is very becoming on you. Of course if I were that shirt, I would be coming on you too. epic slap in the face for sure #-o :lol: Summoning help:[hide=Wio, lol][/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoGuy Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Haha indeed it is. x] I like stir fry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
das Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Nice shoes, Lets [bleep] ;) "Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government, and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable - a most sacred right - a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world."Abraham Lincoln Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purfishx Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 "You know, it's not sex before marriage if you don't intend to get married." E P I C W I N! Sigs by: Soa | Gold_Tiger10 | Harrinator1 | Guthix121 | robo | Elmo | Thru | Yaff2 Avatars by: Lit0ua | Unoalexi | Gold Tiger . Hello friend, Senajitkaushik was epic, Good luck bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 'I like to watch you sleep. I've been doing it for two months.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Viola Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 (RuneScape one) Hey, wanna see my bronze two-hander? Some would call it a God Sword. It shoots air blasts. Please have sex with me. I don't care about money. But I will give you $50. Your cute as a button, wanna be my new pants button? Do you have a magnet in your face? Cause your attracting my buns of steel.* Not really, I'm skinny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furah Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 After reading some of these I see why people don't seem to be able to get a gf/bf... Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roberthree Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 After reading some of these I see why people don't seem to be able to get a gf/bf... if you try using these for real someone needs to shoot you in the pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 I used them on a girl I know today, on a traaaaaaaaain. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreamtongirl Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 XD I'd laugh if someone actually did. New question. Has anybody ever said a pickup line that's worked for them? We'll sneak out while they sleepAnd sail off in the night.We'll come clean and start over the rest of our lives.When we're gone, we'll stay gone.Out of sight, out of mind.It's not too late,We have the rest of our lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 Define "work", as well as "pickup line". Because technically, the "Hey, I'm (), wanna go out sometime?" has worked for me. Others may have. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legosimx Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 Lets see, the one pickup line I've used...: After having a crush one her for two years, I finally grow [muffins]. "Hey...you wanna go to the Homecoming dance?" *kisses me and skips off* Yeah, all my friends hated me after that one. Yay high school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 Knock knock. Who's there? Make love with. Make love with who? Well...we're the only two here... "Nuh uh... My husband's here, too! Seriously who the [bleep] are you?!" SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mlskid Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 I just remembered some that I have read previously in different places...(boring nights doing research papers... :thumbdown: ) (me)Hey, have you ever played pearl harbor? (girl)no, how do you play it? (me)well I will be the U.S. navy and you can be the Japanese. I will lay down and you can blow the [bleep] outta me. AAnnnd... Is that a keg in your pants, cause I would sure love to tap that. Excuse me, mrs. I think my contact just landed on your shirt. (girl) Could you please tell me where the restrooms are? (guy) THAT way...(flexes muscles pointing to his right), Or I could be mistaken and they are a little further THAT way.(flexes again while pointing a little farther over his head) :lol: No I have not actually used any of these... and btw I do have a girlfriend... She doesn't find them very funny either. =P Summoning help:[hide=Wio, lol][/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris5000 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Well, aparently if you go behind your target, and push you thumb into their back... You can whisper: "you wish this was a roll of quarters", Works everytime... Luck be a Lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Well, aparently if you go behind your target, and push you thumb into their back... You can whisper: "you wish this was a roll of quarters", Works everytime... Yeah, it worked really well for me. :thumbup: 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rd Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 'I like to watch you sleep. I've been doing it for two months.' LOL, wiinnnnn [iNSERT "I R EATIN TEH SHIX ATM" BILL COSBY SIGNATURE GIF HERE, LOL] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquariusman Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 "Let's play carpenter. You get hammered and and then I nail you" "Now." There's no such thing as regret. A regret means you are unhappy with the person you are now,and if you're unhappy with the person you are, you change yourself. Thatregret will no longer be a regret, because it will help to form the new,better you. So really, a regret isn't a regret. It's experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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