Sir_Redhead Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 I love pickup lines... :thumbsup: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, Ill be your Burger King, you treat me right, and Ill do it your way! Guy: Would you like to dance? Girl: I dont care for this song and surely wouldnt dance with you. Guy: Im sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants. <--THis may not be a pickup line, but it's awsome! Hi, Im a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead? You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. Gained first quest cape on 3/22/09! Gained 99 fishing 5/22/09!I forgot when I got 99 cooking!Proud member of Jovial Rovers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Hi, Im a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead? Best when combined with the "choloroform" line. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J a m e s Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Hey baby... There are 208 bones in the human body... Want another? Actually, I hate to break it to you, there are 206 :lol: I shall return with more pickup lines soon, I have plenty... It varies depending on age. The older you are, the fewer bones you have. noobs crowding hill giants? not on my watch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren211 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Hey baby... There are 208 bones in the human body... Want another? Actually, I hate to break it to you, there are 206 :lol: I shall return with more pickup lines soon, I have plenty... It varies depending on age. The older you are, the fewer bones you have. No wonder old people don't get boned as often... :lol: [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urbestfreind Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Doesn't work - no such race. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: I hope for your, and any future children's sake, that was a joke. No...There isn't one....(WoW and Frets on Fire are the only games I can play since RS has gone to hell...). Seemed like something they would do though...And I'm sure I could find an example of a similar joke they made, but the epicness of going though every one of their comics would surely kill me. I may as well contribute this time around. [hide=Epic List]Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. Hi, I'm a necrophilliac. How good are you at playing dead? I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. If I pet you, would you follow me home? You know, it's not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married. That's a nice shirt...could I talk you out of it? My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you pants in a public place. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? Got me; i'll do your body good. I have only three months to live... Pardon me, what pickup line works best with you? If i water it, will it grow? My love for you is like diarrhea, i just can't hold it in. Want to play pearl harbor?...Its a game where you lay back and i blow the hell out of you.[/hide] [hide=Funny Quotes]So you sucker punched a kid in the back of the head? Good job.What scares me is that you're like 10 years old.-.- im not that freaking youngYou were a couple years ago.It's not racist if its true.Hmm... I wonder how one goes about throwing someone out a window in a mystic fashion :-k The mental image for that is freaking awesome.[/hide]- I dont need to "get a life." I'm a gamer - I have LOTS of lives! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Just did it yesterday : . Was covering for a mate at the bar while he had bowels to empty (which probably means he wanted to abuse substance...) and 3 girls come up and order gin & tonics.I pull a nervous face and say said line. Said line:Its not often cute girls... Got 2 numbers of "pity".The other one had a talk with her boyfriend,who was coming over before I replaced myself with [cabbage]ty McToilet. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 "Good evening, beautiful! You know what cosmologists say about how our universe was made: the Big BANG did it. How about we get together and see if we can create another universe in our 'lab?' While we're at it, let's make a Milky Way as well." SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fgfuyfyuiuy0 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 My sister told me this one -.- You grab the girl's butt. When she turns around you ask "Is this seat taken?" I <3 Gears of War 2. Add me on Xbox Live and mention you are from Tif :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin0001 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Bad ones (and prob said here before) I know but meh Did ya fart?'Cos ya just blew me away! My love for you is like diarrhoea.I just cant hold it in! Is there a mirror in your knickers? 'Cos I can see myself in them! (I don't get that one) Your body reminds me of a spanner. Everytime I think of you my nuts tighten up! You might not be the best looking girl in here,but beauty is only a light switch away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebdragon Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 My sister told me this one -.- -_o. [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfdude90 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 This one can go both ways. M: Hey, do you like pizza? F: Sure i guess M: Me too so lets [dance] M: Hey, do you like pizza? F: Nah M: Me neither so lets [dance] 8-) Dance=f*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angryjoe Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 This one can go both ways. M: Hey, do you like pizza? F: Sure i guess M: Me too so lets [dance] M: Hey, do you like pizza? F: Nah M: Me neither so lets [dance] 8-) Dance=f*** Can I use that with burgers instead? I think I might stand a better chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roberthree Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 My sister told me this one -.- You grab the girl's butt. When she turns around you ask "Is this seat taken?" thats bull. It'd go: You grab the girls butt, when she turns around she slaps you and you can't do anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 My sister told me this one -.- You grab the girl's butt. When she turns around you ask "Is this seat taken?" thats bull. It'd go: You grab the girls butt, when she turns around she slaps you and you can't do anything. Yeah, that's how most pickup lines play out. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nom Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Is there a mirror in your knickers? 'Cos I can see myself in them! (I don't get that one) Seriously? That's the best one you posted. Except the term "knickers" makes me think of old people. Ahhhhhhhh >.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denismage Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Giving a drink: This one is on me, so hopefully later I can get on you I have to go to my sex education class and I was wondering if you would help me in my show and tell project? I'll be gentle. Do you want to go into field trip in my pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahila Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Are you cos^2(x)? Because I'm sin^2(x) and together we are one. ROFL wowwwww...... someones doing a bit too much trig homework :-# I don't really ever use pick up lines though :cry: the way it works for me is once i get in a solitary place with a girl i wanna hook up with we usually start hooking up before i get the chance to say anything 8-) http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_99_Melee Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 -You remind me of a championship bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you. -I like your butt. Can I wear it as a hat? -Do you have space pants on cause your [wagon] is out of this world! -Is your dress felt? Would you like it to be? -Your shirt would go well with my carpet. One that WILL work - I was just naming the stars after all the reasons you are amazing...unfortunately I ran out of stars :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 -I like your butt. Can I wear it as a hat? So that's what asshat really means? so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yomyth105 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 There's a party in my pants and your invited :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pennywise Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 There's a party in my pants and your invited :XD: Who the hell does the nasty with their pants on? Eight Bananas, MD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_am_Geed Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 There's a party in my pants and your invited :XD: Who the hell does the nasty with their pants on? you dont want to know :lol: jk jk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fgfuyfyuiuy0 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 My sister told me this one -.- -_o. My sister was telling me pick up lines... ...and she is weird. So, yup! I <3 Gears of War 2. Add me on Xbox Live and mention you are from Tif :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Male - I'm a big game hunter. Female - Oo, what kind of game? Male - Wild [wagon]. My cousin told me this one. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 I like you. I like sex :P 2257AD.TUMBLR.COM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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