Da Pirates Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Want to play pearl harbor?...Its a game where you lay back and i blow the hell out of you. :lol: BR BR BR? HUEHUEHEUEHUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren211 Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 This might work best with one of those ecologically concerned gals. I know the best way to save water. Shower with me. [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elferin Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 My personal favorite: My name is pogo, want to jump on my stick? And a list of 100 of them.. 1. Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. 2. You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night 3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 4. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! 5. I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. 6. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? 7. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away! 8. Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you. 9. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot. 10. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? 11. You are the reason men fall in love. 12. I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you. 13. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. 14. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. 15. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror) 16. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? 17. Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams. 18. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes. 19. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw! 20. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. 21. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? 22. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 23. If I followed you home, would you keep me? 24. Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth! 25. Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns. 26. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life! 27. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back. 28. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here! 29. If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning". 30. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date? 31. Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend? 32. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas. 33. Is it hot in here or is it just you? 34. Are you related to Mike Tyson? Because you knock me out. 35. If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be named McGourgous. 36. Your body must be a Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. 37. How you doin? 38. Please come here, I'm desperate. 39. Didn't we go to different schools together? 40. Guy: Did you just fart? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because you just blew me away. 41. If I had a nickel for every girl as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents 42. Would you like some visene? Why? So you can see our clear future together. 43. I hear your body is made up of 75% water, man am I thirsty! 44. Do you sleep on your stomach? (No) Can I? 45. I love you, you're the best. 46. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you I'd be walking in a garden forever. 47. You're so sweet I'm getting cavities. 48. If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 49. If I had a camera, I'd use the whole roll. 50. Your name must be Lucky Charms, cause you're magically delicious. 51. Baby, have you been eaten your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good! 52. Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it? 53. If I were bread, would you be my butter? 54. God was showing off when he made you. 55. Is your name Elmo? Because I want to tickle you all over. 56. Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice. 57. Hi, are you here to meet a nice guy/gal or will I do? 58. Aieeeah! Your eyes glow like the twin suns! 59. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus. 60. I'm The Man in Demand 61. There's a star in the sky for every time I think of you 62. Hi, I'm incredibly rich. 63. I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you! 64. Do you have a boyfriend? 65. I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who. 66. Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you? 67. Statistically speaking, the most effective pickup line of all time is "I love you". 68. You must be a parking ticket (or book), because you have fine written all over you. 69. Excuse me, do you have the time? Woman: No. Man: Well I have the time and it says I have time for you alllll the time 70. Can I dip you in chocolate? 71. Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with me like a nice little fellow? 72. Hi, what's your name? Did you go to (put in a place) yesterday? (No) Oh right, that was in my dream. 73. I heard milk does a body good but man, how much have you been drinking? 74. If love were a drop of water, I'd be in the Atlantic Ocean. 75. If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for fear of losing you. 76. You know what I fell in? (What?) Love with you. 77. Excuse me, do you have Band-aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you. 78. Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're the bomb. 79. Hi, my name is (insert your name here) 80. Life without you is like a pencil without lead, pointless. 81. I'm a genetic engineer and I need to utilize your body for a stem cell experiment. It shouldn't hurt too bad. 82. My love for you is like diarrhea; I can't hold it in. 83. I think I've seen your picture somewhere. Oh yes, it was in the dictionary under SHA-BAM! 84. You're so hot that you make the sun jealous. 85. Do you know what the square root of 81 is? (Hopefully they say nine) Oh, then you are not just another pretty face. 86. I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with you instead? 87. You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear. 88. Hey c'mon now, I'm ugly, you're ugly, it's perfect. 89. Can I borrow your library card, because I'd like to check you out! 90. I should call the police because you're stealing my heart. 91. You're more beautiful than 100 pink flamingos on a golf course. 92. I can't wait until tomorrow. Somehow you get prettier every day. 93. If wishes came true I'd be having dinner with you tonight. 94. Girl: I'm sorry, I can't talk right now, I have a(n) (some instrument) lesson. Guy: (instrument)? I thought angels played harps. 95. Excuse me, you look sexy, what's your name? 96. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity. 97. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business, and speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss? 98. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. 99. ASL? 100. Can I have your heart? I need it to be complete and I don't feel whole without you. 62 is good as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosFlames Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 I like you. I like sex :P INSTANT CLASSIC. Me and a friends were bored, so we tried to think of a few that would get you smacked >.> Prettyt sure he didn't make this, but he came up with "If your left leg was Halloween and your right leg was Christmas, could I come visit in between the holidays?" [94/99 Ranged][87/99 HP][80/85 Def][70/70 Pray] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 I like your pajamas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebdragon Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 And a list of 100 of them.. Those are all really creepy. Like stalker creepy. [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsavi Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 The list of 100 pickup lines to never, under any circumstances, to use. Now I've got to go, the school's on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furah Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 I was just naming the stars after all the reasons you are amazing...unfortunately I ran out of stars :( I'm going to try that one day! Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flamewhisker Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 wow, most of these are oddly very humorous... :lol: Please click and warm up my egg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 I'm no school administrator but theres an extension program going on in my pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elferin Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 And a list of 100 of them.. Those are all really creepy. Like stalker creepy. Haha I found them on the internet somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoGuy Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 And a list of 100 of them.. Those are all really creepy. Like stalker creepy. Haha I found them on the internet somewhere. Hahahaha Asl. :lol: I like stir fry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiChef Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 62. Hi, I'm incredibly rich. I've used that one Just got a weird stare #-o Li Chef /m\_(-.-)_/m\"The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is any way a sign of lack of education or of a lack of verbal interest is just [bleep]ing lunacy" ~ Stephen Fry The Creativity Shack - A forum for Writers, Artists and Musicians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Now I've got to go, the school's on fire. Wait, seriously? Did you take pictures?...Or is that a pickup line...? Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furah Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 Now I've got to go, the school's on fire. Wait, seriously? Did you take pictures?...Or is that a pickup line...? Clearly it is a pickup line, and the best one at that. Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxic388 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 62. Hi, I'm incredibly rich. Works if you have an ego size of a universe. ~Retired 10/17/07~"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." - George W. Bush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 http://www.leasticoulddo.com/index2.php?date=20080325 Try it. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebdragon Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Dear God that webcomic is AWESOME. I've been hooked for the past few hours. Gotta love it when intelligience, wit, creativity, randomness, and hilarious nerdiness all get wrapped together into one person (speaking of the author). It would be so awesome to be able to be like that main character all the time, [developmentally delayed]ed on the outside but genius in every way imaginable >_>. [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Now I've got to go, the school's on fire. Wait, seriously? Did you take pictures?...Or is that a pickup line...? Clearly it is a pickup line, and the best one at that. ...Damn, you're right. Hooked me in, didn't it? Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Are you an electron? Because I'm a proton and need to be inside you. #-o :roll: =D> Do you miss halloween? Cause it looks like you need some sugar. I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Are you an electron? Because I'm a proton and need to be inside you. Science fail. Protons are larger than electrons, and electrons are not inside protons anyway. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Are you an electron? Because I'm a proton and need to be inside you. Science fail. Protons are larger than electrons, and electrons are not inside protons anyway. But arent protons in the electron rings (or whatever its called) so you could say that they are inside them? :? I dunno. :lol: :| 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Are you an electron? Because I'm a proton and need to be inside you. Science fail. Protons are larger than electrons, and electrons are not inside protons anyway. But arent protons in the electron rings (or whatever its called) so you could say that they are inside them? :? I dunno. :lol: :| Nyet. protons are in the nucleus. Electrons orbit. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Are you an electron? Because I'm a proton and need to be inside you. Science fail. Protons are larger than electrons, and electrons are not inside protons anyway. But arent protons in the electron rings (or whatever its called) so you could say that they are inside them? :? I dunno. :lol: :| Nyet. protons are in the nucleus. Electrons orbit. Yeah. Thats what I meant..... I should probably just stop talking now. :lol: 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Are you an electron? Because I'm a proton and need to be inside you. Science fail. Protons are larger than electrons, and electrons are not inside protons anyway. This nerd in my class said that. And actually, technically the protons are inside the electrons. Which is what the guy said. I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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