timmay929 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? My favorite 122 Combat : 99 Hits : 99 Attack : 99 Strength97/99 Defence : 99 Fletching : 99 Woodcutting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistywerty Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Not so much of a pick up line, but meh. You:I'm psycic Her:Orly? You:Yeah. I bet I touch your breasts without touching you. Her:Yeah right. Try it You:(Winces hard, then touches her breasts normally) I loose, you win. ALSO Hey, how they hanging? Still small and perky I see... People in OT eat glass O_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megakiller32 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Not so much of a pick up line, but meh. You:I'm psycic Her:Orly? You:Yeah. I bet I touch your breasts without touching you. Her:Yeah right. Try it You:(Winces hard, then touches her breasts normally) I loose, you win. ALSO Hey, how they hanging? Still small and perky I see... No offense but neither of those were even remotely funny. Quit Runescape 30th May 2006.Thanks to Hawkxs for my signature :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLancer Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 The admin you flamed about it was actually just doing her job with that other topic which just went plain moronic/4chan, not being a nazi. Though, IMO there's no reason to lock a fun thread as long as it doesn't get too 'out of limits', There's tons of pickup lines, cheesy, bad and brilliant... So why post just the sick and totally distasteful ones? Anyways, here's some horrible ones: Are you a parking ticket? You got fine written all over you. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman. Is it hot in here or is it just you? All those curves, and me with no brakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterxman Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you.. Pixel sigs by me.Pixel Art Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonerohi Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Was your father a fat church keeper? Cuz you look like a sex ton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsdude099 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I can turn anything a woman says into an innuendo (or however it's spelt). Woman: God, I need to rotate my tires... ME: I'll rotate your tires... OR Woman: I need fill my tank up.. Me: I'll fill your tank up.... You can use anything someone says and it fits in. Woman: I'm making toast! Me: I'll make your toast.. I'm serious. ANYTHING works. Pretty much done with rs now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebdragon Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Sounds like a great idea if you plan to be her [bleep]. [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennisnick12 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Hey baby are you rich? No. Then I'll lend you my Godsword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Pirates Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Sounds like a great idea if you plan to be her bitch. Evade any censors lately? BR BR BR? HUEHUEHEUEHUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GGunitfan10 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I lost my virginity, can I have yours? ROFLCOPTER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skillerman84 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you.. FAIL... *looks up and points to Bluelancer's post..* :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebdragon Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Pick up lines are retro. They're so bad they're good. [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Lady,if you agree to go out with me,you will be girlfriend number 1000 and win a special prize:You don't have to pay my share. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennisnick12 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none. This one would have to be played perfectly and you still need her to respond right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren211 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Whenever a woman asks you "do you have the time?" respond with "do you have the energy?" : Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. Excuse me ma'am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be? I'm Irish, Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some? [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Pirates Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I lost my virginity, can I have yours? I went up to this hot chick at my school today and said that, and I got slapped in the face! I thought you said that line would work :evil: BR BR BR? HUEHUEHEUEHUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrix2613 Posted November 7, 2008 Author Share Posted November 7, 2008 Eww, that shirt looks horrible on you! Take it off! woot.You are one with the matrix. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Petry Amwose if you ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 *Specially for Th3*Hi,the best looking guy on the internet is here...to say I'm the second best. Nah I'm just kidding =D so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewylobster Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Said by female: I may have lost my virginity, but i still have the box it came in. :lol: 360 GT: hotdogstandyeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loffelicious Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 This one is funny: "There's something wrong with my bed:( Oh, what's wrong? You're not in it!" :thumbsup: :thumbsup: Skeletal wyvern guide: 100-150 crimsons per hour and PROFIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I just read all of these. :shock: I got nothing :| I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
folmer_veeman Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 you must be a parking ticket, because you've got 'fine' written aaall over you (family guy ftw :D) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Hi I use the forum,and this guy said to ask if this smells like chloroform.I didn't have any so I just used varnish.Does it smell like chloroform to you?*is real chloroform* so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MPM Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 My last name: Trama. The pickup line I'll never get to use: "Hey there, ever been traumatized? No? Want to? ~M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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