November 6, 200817 yr If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? My favorite 122 Combat : 99 Hits : 99 Attack : 99 Strength97/99 Defence : 99 Fletching : 99 Woodcutting
November 6, 200817 yr Not so much of a pick up line, but meh. You:I'm psycic Her:Orly? You:Yeah. I bet I touch your breasts without touching you. Her:Yeah right. Try it You:(Winces hard, then touches her breasts normally) I loose, you win. ALSO Hey, how they hanging? Still small and perky I see... People in OT eat glass O_o
November 6, 200817 yr Not so much of a pick up line, but meh. You:I'm psycic Her:Orly? You:Yeah. I bet I touch your breasts without touching you. Her:Yeah right. Try it You:(Winces hard, then touches her breasts normally) I loose, you win. ALSO Hey, how they hanging? Still small and perky I see... No offense but neither of those were even remotely funny. Quit Runescape 30th May 2006.Thanks to Hawkxs for my signature :)
November 6, 200817 yr The admin you flamed about it was actually just doing her job with that other topic which just went plain moronic/4chan, not being a nazi. Though, IMO there's no reason to lock a fun thread as long as it doesn't get too 'out of limits', There's tons of pickup lines, cheesy, bad and brilliant... So why post just the sick and totally distasteful ones? Anyways, here's some horrible ones: Are you a parking ticket? You got fine written all over you. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman. Is it hot in here or is it just you? All those curves, and me with no brakes.
November 6, 200817 yr Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you.. Pixel sigs by me.Pixel Art
November 6, 200817 yr I can turn anything a woman says into an innuendo (or however it's spelt). Woman: God, I need to rotate my tires... ME: I'll rotate your tires... OR Woman: I need fill my tank up.. Me: I'll fill your tank up.... You can use anything someone says and it fits in. Woman: I'm making toast! Me: I'll make your toast.. I'm serious. ANYTHING works. Pretty much done with rs now
November 6, 200817 yr Sounds like a great idea if you plan to be her [bleep]. [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series.
November 7, 200817 yr Sounds like a great idea if you plan to be her bitch. Evade any censors lately? BR BR BR? HUEHUEHEUEHUE
November 7, 200817 yr Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you.. FAIL... *looks up and points to Bluelancer's post..* :lol:
November 7, 200817 yr Pick up lines are retro. They're so bad they're good. [if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.] Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series.
November 7, 200817 yr Lady,if you agree to go out with me,you will be girlfriend number 1000 and win a special prize:You don't have to pay my share. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide]
November 7, 200817 yr You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none. This one would have to be played perfectly and you still need her to respond right.
November 7, 200817 yr Whenever a woman asks you "do you have the time?" respond with "do you have the energy?" : Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. Excuse me ma'am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be? I'm Irish, Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some? [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun.
November 7, 200817 yr I lost my virginity, can I have yours? I went up to this hot chick at my school today and said that, and I got slapped in the face! I thought you said that line would work :evil: BR BR BR? HUEHUEHEUEHUE
November 7, 200817 yr Author Eww, that shirt looks horrible on you! Take it off! woot.You are one with the matrix. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Petry Amwose if you ask me.
November 7, 200817 yr *Specially for Th3*Hi,the best looking guy on the internet is here...to say I'm the second best. Nah I'm just kidding =D so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide]
November 7, 200817 yr Said by female: I may have lost my virginity, but i still have the box it came in. :lol: 360 GT: hotdogstandyeah
November 7, 200817 yr This one is funny: "There's something wrong with my bed:( Oh, what's wrong? You're not in it!" :thumbsup: :thumbsup: Skeletal wyvern guide: 100-150 crimsons per hour and PROFIT
November 7, 200817 yr I just read all of these. :shock: I got nothing :| I dont need a siggy no moar.
November 7, 200817 yr you must be a parking ticket, because you've got 'fine' written aaall over you (family guy ftw :D)
November 7, 200817 yr Hi I use the forum,and this guy said to ask if this smells like chloroform.I didn't have any so I just used varnish.Does it smell like chloroform to you?*is real chloroform* so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide]
November 7, 200817 yr My last name: Trama. The pickup line I'll never get to use: "Hey there, ever been traumatized? No? Want to? ~M
Create an account or sign in to comment