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Pick Up Lines

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I play RuneScape. w00t.

 

 

 

Works every time. *lights cig*.

Is it true you have a ladder under your skirt which leads to heaven?

Veni vidi vici

I came, I saw, I conquered

 

Current Username : Bludclart

Is it true you have a ladder under your skirt which leads to heaven?

 

SEVERELY IMMATURE

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Is it true you have a ladder under your skirt which leads to heaven?

 

SEVERELY IMMATURE

Is it true you have a ladder under your skirt which leads to heaven?

 

SEVERELY IMMATURE

 

But SEVERELY FUNNY. [bleep] on pick up lines are supposed to be funny/immature. Thats why only idiots use them.

Is it true you have a ladder under your skirt which leads to heaven?

 

SEVERELY IMMATURE

Is it true you have a ladder under your skirt which leads to heaven?

 

SEVERELY IMMATURE

 

But SEVERELY FUNNY. [bleep] on pick up lines are supposed to be funny/immature. Thats why only idiots use them.

 

 

 

Why the double quote?

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Is it true you have a ladder under your skirt which leads to heaven?

 

 

SEVERELY IMMATURE

 

SEVERELY FUNNY.

 

 

 

You need to get out more.

Ever licked a rabbit between the ears?

 

*Pulls out inside pockets*

 

Do you want to?

People in OT eat glass O_o

^^^

 

You're allowed to flame but he's not allowed to comment on how you're a brown-noser?

 

 

 

Don't insult him just because he likes the taste of anal beards.

 

 

 

Sorry, I needed somewhere to crack out the line, and here was the best place. Carry on the insults. \'

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How you doin? ;)

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M: Hey, would you like some beer nuts?

 

F: Yeah sure, why not?

 

M: Ok, cool, my name's beer by the way

 

 

 

 

 

M: I'll bet you £20 I can kiss you without once touching your lips

 

F: errr... ok

 

*They kiss*

 

M: That was worth every penny

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Is it true you have a ladder under your skirt which leads to heaven?

 

SEVERELY IMMATURE

 

 

 

Yes tell me about it.

 

These are not personal lines

 

but ones ive heard.

 

As much as it is immature it made me giggle for a sec at the stupidity of some people

Veni vidi vici

I came, I saw, I conquered

 

Current Username : Bludclart

M: Hey, would you like some beer nuts?

 

F: Yeah sure, why not?

 

M: Ok, cool, my name's beer by the way

 

 

 

 

 

M: I'll bet you £20 I can kiss you without once touching your lips

 

F: errr... ok

 

*They kiss*

 

M: That was worth every penny

 

 

 

Um... erm.... :?

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Hello friend, Senajitkaushik was epic, Good luck bro.

Hey baby... There are 208 bones in the human body... Want another?

noobs crowding hill giants? not on my watch

Hey baby... There are 208 bones in the human body... Want another?

 

 

 

Honest question: WTF?

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Sigs by: Soa | Gold_Tiger10 | Harrinator1 | Guthix121 | robo | Elmo | Thru | Yaff2

Avatars by: Lit0ua | Unoalexi | Gold Tiger .

 

Hello friend, Senajitkaushik was epic, Good luck bro.

Hey baby... There are 208 bones in the human body... Want another?

 

 

 

Honest question: WTF?

 

Seriously? :wall:

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WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME

#1 Wongtong stalker.

Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

Hey baby... There are 208 bones in the human body... Want another?

 

 

 

Honest question: WTF?

 

Seriously? :wall:

 

 

 

Maintain his innocence :-#

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tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:
But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.
That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.
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Apparently a lot of people say it. I own.

 

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The only three words you ever need to know:

 

 

 

 

 

 

How you doin? ;)

 

Obviously the greatest ever!

 

 

 

:mrgreen:

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Hey baby... There are 208 bones in the human body... Want another?

 

 

 

Honest question: WTF?

 

Seriously? :wall:

 

The penis does not have a bone, it is made of vascular tissue.

 

 

 

 

 

Pretty sure it's referring to the term boner. And that penises get hard like bones.

 

 

 

Mine is permanantly flaccid.

 

 

 

(not really i wanted to say that though.)

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Quit Runescape 30th May 2006.

Thanks to Hawkxs for my signature :)

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Hey baby... There are 208 bones in the human body... Want another?

 

 

 

Honest question: WTF?

 

Seriously? :wall:

 

The penis does not have a bone, it is made of vascular tissue.

 

 

 

 

 

Pretty sure it's referring to the term boner. And that penises get hard like bones.

 

 

 

Mine is permanantly flaccid.

 

 

 

(not really i wanted to say that though.)

[/hide]That would suck. In fact I'm now kind of sad thinking about it :( Thanks a bunch. Lukabo, you may get their number, but it doesn't mean they will go out with you ;)

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