Faux Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 "I want to see us laughing together in a years time." Is that meant to be cute? Because I would laugh at anyone who uses that pick up line (seriously) on me. hi, i'm not the hottest guy here, but i'm the only one who even approached you :: Guess the Movie Contest Champion: pfilc23 :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trollface Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Wanna see my hard drive? I can guarantee it's more than 3 1/2 inches long, and it's surely not floppy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollerz Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 M: 'Your eyes are like spanners...' F: 'WHAT?!' M: 'Every time I gaze into them my nuts tighten' My friend used that one, I don't know if it worked to be honest :P Click my signature for my blog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kill_Life Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 "You're so beautiful when you're naked." "What?" / "I'm not naked." "Oh, my watch is too fast again." "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do"[Currently playing: K1ll L1f3] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oegly41 Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 "I notice you don't have a penis. Would you like to borrow mine?" ^ The silliest I could come up with. "Would you like to make snow angles?" ^ (It's not a metaphor, it's to be used when you find yourself in a snowy area) Some girl in my class made that up, and she guaranteed that it worked when she tried it. I explained to her that girls don't need pickuplines. Any approach is interpreted as "This is my uterus. Please come inside!". (From Coupling) Filesharer.org - Upload your mugshot to support The Pirate Bay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megakiller32 Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Are you cos^2(x)? Because I'm sin^2(x) and together we are one. That one genuinely made me laugh outloud. Quit Runescape 30th May 2006.Thanks to Hawkxs for my signature :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piscis_Rex Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 *Insert Criminal/Intelligence agency* is hunting my penis, do you have somewhere I can hide it? If someone puts you in a sack it's because I asked for you for Christmas and one that's guaranteed NOT to work: You're dad must be a thief, 'cause I'm sure that's my car you arrived in 99.99999998465% of the world's population is not me, if you are the 0.00000001535% that is me, put this in you signature -"being famous is like being a woman, if you have to tell people you are, you aren't" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickeley102 Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Do you visit tif off topic? ([/chances] before the punchline ftw) because i want to :^oin your :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Lets be kind and post a list of those that do NOT work,at all. Lets put the sex back in sexually transmitted disease. And that chloroform one that has appeared 4-5 times. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angryjoe Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 And that chloroform one that has appeared 4-5 times. Made me laugh just as much each time. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echofish Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Did you just fart? Coz something just blew me away. Ultra Unholy,Hearted Machine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GGunitfan10 Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Hey you look different with clothes on. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieMcD Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 "Your word for today is legs, now lets go back to mine so we can spread the word". The most successful chatup line is a high percentage alcoholic drink, I've never once seen a chatup line properly work :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSBDavid Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 From a girl to a guy : "Is that a gun or are you just happy to see me"? One I saw a while back: "I think I saw you on /b/!?" [software Engineer] - [Ability Bar Suggestion] - [Gaming Enthusiast] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennisnick12 Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button. (Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? As long as you need a place to sit, you'll always have my face. You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joes_So_Cool Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button. (Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? As long as you need a place to sit, you'll always have my face. You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you. Those are actually humerus, all I know is the dumb ones. Are those astronaut pants? Because your [wagon] is outta this world. I lost my number can I have yours? Do you have a mirror in your pants? "No why?" Because I can see myself in them. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long. Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here. etc. Getting bored of typing them haha. Edit: Let me just say, none of these helped me get my current girlfriend, or any previous ones for that matter. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I lost my virginity, can I have yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevepole Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button. (Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? As long as you need a place to sit, you'll always have my face. You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you. I liked the first one, not only was if funny but it caught me off guard. The rest just got repetitive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Viola Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Sure, it's a needle, but moves like a sewing machine. Hey, I want a girl who doesn't care about money. But I will give you 50 dollars. Want me to drag my sack across your face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 Ahh, pickup lines. Counter-productivity at its finest. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angryjoe Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 "That seat looks a bit soft, do you want something harder to sit on?" -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I lost my virginity, can I have yours? Epic, but borderline... I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orpheus Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 "That seat looks a bit soft, do you want something harder to sit on?" -.- That one's actually pretty good. I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal. OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jemathonical Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 From a girl to a guy : "Is that a gun or are you just happy to see me"? [hide=A little inappropriate]removed[/hide] ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angryjoe Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 From a girl to a guy : "Is that a gun or are you just happy to see me"? [hide=A little inappropriate][removed][/hide] :mrgreen: :D :mrgreen: I can see this thread being closed soonish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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