"I want to see us laughing together in a years time."

 

Is that meant to be cute? Because I would laugh at anyone who uses that pick up line (seriously) on me.

 

 

 

hi, i'm not the hottest guy here, but i'm the only one who even approached you

Wanna see my hard drive? I can guarantee it's more than 3 1/2 inches long, and it's surely not floppy!

M: 'Your eyes are like spanners...'

 

F: 'WHAT?!'

 

M: 'Every time I gaze into them my nuts tighten'

 

 

 

My friend used that one, I don't know if it worked to be honest :P

"You're so beautiful when you're naked."

 

"What?" / "I'm not naked."

 

"Oh, my watch is too fast again."

"I notice you don't have a penis. Would you like to borrow mine?"

 

^ The silliest I could come up with.

 

 

 

"Would you like to make snow angles?"

 

^ (It's not a metaphor, it's to be used when you find yourself in a snowy area) Some girl in my class made that up, and she guaranteed that it worked when she tried it. I explained to her that girls don't need pickuplines. Any approach is interpreted as "This is my uterus. Please come inside!". (From Coupling)

Are you cos^2(x)? Because I'm sin^2(x) and together we are one.

 

That one genuinely made me laugh outloud.

*Insert Criminal/Intelligence agency* is hunting my penis, do you have somewhere I can hide it?

 

 

 

If someone puts you in a sack it's because I asked for you for Christmas

 

 

 

and one that's guaranteed NOT to work:

 

You're dad must be a thief, 'cause I'm sure that's my car you arrived in

Do you visit tif off topic? ([/chances] before the punchline ftw)

 

 

 

because i want to :^oin your :shock:

Lets be kind and post a list of those that do NOT work,at all.

 

 

 

Lets put the sex back in sexually transmitted disease.

 

And that chloroform one that has appeared 4-5 times.

And that chloroform one that has appeared 4-5 times.

 

Made me laugh just as much each time. :D

Did you just fart? Coz something just blew me away.

Hey you look different with clothes on.

 

:lol:

"Your word for today is legs, now lets go back to mine so we can spread the word".

 

 

 

The most successful chatup line is a high percentage alcoholic drink, I've never once seen a chatup line properly work :lol:

From a girl to a guy : "Is that a gun or are you just happy to see me"?

 

 

 

One I saw a while back:

 

 

 

"I think I saw you on /b/!?"

I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

 

 

 

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest.

 

 

 

Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

 

 

 

As long as you need a place to sit, you'll always have my face.

 

 

 

 

 

You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you.

I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

 

 

 

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest.

 

 

 

Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

 

 

 

As long as you need a place to sit, you'll always have my face.

 

 

 

 

 

You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you.

 

 

 

Those are actually humerus, all I know is the dumb ones.

 

 

 

Are those astronaut pants? Because your [wagon] is outta this world.

 

I lost my number can I have yours?

 

Do you have a mirror in your pants? "No why?" Because I can see myself in them.

 

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

 

Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

 

Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.

 

 

 

etc.

 

Getting bored of typing them haha.

 

 

 

Edit: Let me just say, none of these helped me get my current girlfriend, or any previous ones for that matter.

I lost my virginity, can I have yours?

I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

 

 

 

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest.

 

 

 

Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

 

 

 

As long as you need a place to sit, you'll always have my face.

 

 

 

 

 

You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you.

 

 

 

I liked the first one, not only was if funny but it caught me off guard. The rest just got repetitive.

Sure, it's a needle, but moves like a sewing machine.

 

 

 

Hey, I want a girl who doesn't care about money. But I will give you 50 dollars.

 

 

 

Want me to drag my sack across your face?

Ahh, pickup lines. Counter-productivity at its finest. :D

"That seat looks a bit soft, do you want something harder to sit on?"

 

 

 

-.-

I lost my virginity, can I have yours?

 

 

 

 

 

Epic, but borderline...

"That seat looks a bit soft, do you want something harder to sit on?"

 

 

 

-.-

 

 

 

That one's actually pretty good.

From a girl to a guy : "Is that a gun or are you just happy to see me"?

 

 

 

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From a girl to a guy : "Is that a gun or are you just happy to see me"?

 

 

 

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:mrgreen: :D :mrgreen:

 

 

 

 

 

I can see this thread being closed soonish.