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Pick Up Lines

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Hey baby... There are 208 bones in the human body... Want another?

 

 

 

Honest question: WTF?

 

Seriously? :wall:

 

The penis does not have a bone, it is made of vascular tissue.

 

 

 

 

 

Pretty sure it's referring to the term boner. And that penises get hard like bones.

 

 

 

Mine is permanantly flaccid.

 

 

 

(not really i wanted to say that though.)

 

 

 

They Have Pills For That.

 

 

 

 

 

wait, when did we start talking about penises?

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When you all turned gay.

 

 

 

So... what, about fourteen years ago for the majority of you?

[if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or

by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.]

 

Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series.

When you all turned gay.

 

 

 

So... what, about fourteen years ago for the majority of you?

 

 

 

You surely can't be talking about me because around that time I wouldn't have even existed!! !!!! !!! :lol:

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Sigs by: Soa | Gold_Tiger10 | Harrinator1 | Guthix121 | robo | Elmo | Thru | Yaff2

Avatars by: Lit0ua | Unoalexi | Gold Tiger .

 

Hello friend, Senajitkaushik was epic, Good luck bro.

Hey, you play runescape? :geek:

Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob.

People in OT eat glass when they are bored.

Hey, you play runescape? :geek:

 

 

 

WEll, I suppose thats better then:

 

 

 

"I have a lvl 70 dark elf on wow, wanna make love?" Saw that on a comic a while ago.

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[Ability Bar Suggestion] - [Gaming Enthusiast]

Hey, you play runescape? :geek:

 

 

 

WEll, I suppose thats better then:

 

 

 

"I have a lvl 70 dark elf on wow, wanna make love?" Saw that on a comic a while ago.

 

 

 

Doesn't work - no such race. There are Blood Elves and Night Elves, but no Dark Elves...And that wouldn't have been Cyanide and Happiness would it?

[hide=Funny Quotes]

So you sucker punched a kid in the back of the head? Good job.
What scares me is that you're like 10 years old.
-.- im not that freaking young
You were a couple years ago.
It's not racist if its true.
Hmm... I wonder how one goes about throwing someone out a window in a mystic fashion :-k

 

The mental image for that is freaking awesome.

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- I dont need to "get a life." I'm a gamer - I have LOTS of lives!

"Wheres the anykey?"

 

Doesn't work - no such race.

 

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 

I hope for your, and any future children's sake, that was a joke.

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Hey, you play runescape? :geek:

 

 

 

WEll, I suppose thats better then:

 

 

 

"I have a lvl 70 dark elf on wow, wanna make love?" Saw that on a comic a while ago.

 

 

 

Doesn't work - no such race. There are Blood Elves and Night Elves, but no Dark Elves...And that wouldn't have been Cyanide and Happiness would it?

 

 

 

There are no nerds on C&H

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

"Hey love, I'm lost. Can you show me your map of Tassie, please?"

 

 

 

Aussie pick up lines are great. xD

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sleep like dead men

wake up like dead men

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself in your pants..

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"Only by going too far can one find out how far one can go." T.S. Eliot

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself in your pants..

 

 

 

 

 

EPIC WIN.

BR BR BR? HUEHUEHEUEHUE

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself in your pants..

 

 

 

 

 

EPIC WIN.

 

Wonder if that works both ways... :-k

Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob.

People in OT eat glass when they are bored.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself in your pants..

 

 

 

 

 

EPIC WIN.

 

Wonder if that works both ways... :-k

 

 

 

Hey is that a pocket in your mirror?Because I see pants in myself.

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

"Hey does this look like a Q to you?"

 

Ahah I love Family Guy.

 

 

 

Someboidy should try the thing that guy wrote in the RL pictures thread, see what happens.

Doomy edit: I like sheep

"Hey does this look like a Q to you?"

 

Ahah I love Family Guy.

 

 

 

Someboidy should try the thing that guy wrote in the RL pictures thread, see what happens.

 

Which one?

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"Hey does this look like a Q to you?"

 

Ahah I love Family Guy.

 

 

 

Someboidy should try the thing that guy wrote in the RL pictures thread, see what happens.

 

Which one?

 

Oh wait nevermind, the one I'm thinking of was on Yahoo Answers. Probaly some guy trying to make somebody look stupid :P

 

 

 

The one on the rl threads the:

 

It really is sad that so few cute girls play runescape. Laura you are the cutest girl I've ever seen that played rs. I hope your not offended by the word cute.

 

The one I'm thinking of is kinda like that, just obviously not about Rs...

Doomy edit: I like sheep

"Hey love, I'm lost. Can you show me your map of Tassie, please?"

 

 

 

Aussie pick up lines are great. xD

 

 

 

People pay attention to this line.

 

Greatest.

 

Line.

 

Evar. :)

I dont need a siggy no moar.

"Hey does this look like a Q to you?"

 

Ahah I love Family Guy.

 

 

 

Someboidy should try the thing that guy wrote in the RL pictures thread, see what happens.

 

Which one?

 

Oh wait nevermind, the one I'm thinking of was on Yahoo Answers. Probaly some guy trying to make somebody look stupid :P

 

 

 

The one on the rl threads the:

 

It really is sad that so few cute girls play runescape. Laura you are the cutest girl I've ever seen that played rs. I hope your not offended by the word cute.

 

The one I'm thinking of is kinda like that, just obviously not about Rs...

 

 

 

Ok,I'll do this when I'm at work later.I expect at least 3 posts of giggles.

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

"Hey does this look like a Q to you?"

 

Ahah I love Family Guy.

 

 

 

Someboidy should try the thing that guy wrote in the RL pictures thread, see what happens.

 

Which one?

 

Oh wait nevermind, the one I'm thinking of was on Yahoo Answers. Probaly some guy trying to make somebody look stupid :P

 

 

 

The one on the rl threads the:

 

It really is sad that so few cute girls play runescape. Laura you are the cutest girl I've ever seen that played rs. I hope your not offended by the word cute.

 

The one I'm thinking of is kinda like that, just obviously not about Rs...

 

 

 

Ok,I'll do this when I'm at work later.I expect at least 3 posts of giggles.

 

*giggle* oh sh-

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IRC Nick: Hiroki | 99 Agility | Max Quest Points | 138 Combat

Bandos drops: 20 Hilt | 22 Chestplate | 21 Tassets | 14 Boots

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself in your pants..

 

 

 

 

 

EPIC WIN.

 

Wonder if that works both ways... :-k

 

 

 

Hey is that a pocket in your mirror?Because I see pants in myself.

 

 

 

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

 

 

 

 

Brilliant.

But I don't want to go among mad people!

Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..."

This may have been use already but still

 

 

 

{bleep] me if im wrong, but is your name yolanda?

 

 

 

Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.

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Gained first quest cape on 3/22/09! Gained 99 fishing 5/22/09!

I forgot when I got 99 cooking!

Proud member of Jovial Rovers

GET IN MAH BELLY! errr I mean pants..

Hey baby... There are 208 bones in the human body... Want another?

 

 

 

Actually, I hate to break it to you, there are 206 :lol:

 

 

 

I shall return with more pickup lines soon, I have plenty...

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Gained first quest cape on 3/22/09! Gained 99 fishing 5/22/09!

I forgot when I got 99 cooking!

Proud member of Jovial Rovers

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