November 5, 200817 yr Ones I have used before: "You've got more rolls than a bakery." "I wanna [bleep] you like an animal." "Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb." "Is your dad a hunter? Because you're a fox." .. As you may have guessed, I've never had a boyfriend. (And I somehow use pickups that are meant for girls..?) You should add "You know,I can eat a lot more than glass" *wink* to that... Damn you Maleficus... so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide]
November 5, 200817 yr You told a guy you wanted to [bleep] him like an animal and he declined? :shock:
November 5, 200817 yr I'm really bad at pickup lines. I always get something wrong that offends the girl. Like the time when I said "are you an angel or did someone die in here?". Didn't go too well with her. Yeah, I got that from Last Comic Standing. ^Wtf at the above two posters who quotes wongtong. Great minds think alike I guess... [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun.
November 5, 200817 yr I am a magical being, take off your bra. Wow. I'm sold. You should add "You know,I can eat a lot more than glass" *wink* to that... -_- Am I gonna get [cabbage] for that from now on? --- And no, I told a GIRL I wanted to [bleep] her like an animal. ("I wanna [bleep] you like an animal, I want to feel you from the inside.") Heh.... >_> The fails of an all girl school. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
November 5, 200817 yr I am a magical being, take off your bra. Wow. I'm sold. You should add "You know,I can eat a lot more than glass" *wink* to that... -_- Am I gonna get [cabbage] for that from now on? --- And no, I told a GIRL I wanted to [bleep] her like an animal. ("I wanna [bleep] you like an animal, I want to feel you from the inside.") Heh.... >_> The fails of an all girl school. You've caused one hell of a meme to take off though. I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal. OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER.
November 5, 200817 yr Can't believe no one has said yet "Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is kickin'" I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge
November 5, 200817 yr I am a magical being, take off your bra. Wow. I'm sold. You should add "You know,I can eat a lot more than glass" *wink* to that... -_- Am I gonna get [cabbage] for that from now on? --- And no, I told a GIRL I wanted to [bleep] her like an animal. ("I wanna [bleep] you like an animal, I want to feel you from the inside.") Heh.... >_> The fails of an all girl school. You've caused one hell of a meme to take off though. Oh rlmente?Seriously,what happened to that? so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide]
November 5, 200817 yr You've caused one hell of a meme to take off though. Does that mean you are planning to join the bandwagon anytime soon? "Hey, I'm famous online. You should get with me." 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
November 5, 200817 yr You've caused one hell of a meme to take off though. Does that mean you are planning to join the bandwagon anytime soon? "Hey, I'm famous online. You should get with me." Heh.Hey online,I'm a fan of MLB,so you should totally do me. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide]
November 5, 200817 yr I wanna put my thingy into your thingy. My name's [your name]That's so you know what to scream. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
November 5, 200817 yr "Hi my name is (your name here), but you can call me -tonight-" That one only works if you're good looking; hence the reason I'm sitting at the computer alone. #-o 99 Fletching || 288/309 Quest Points || 99 Cooking || 122 Combat || 99 Defence || 2000+ Total ||16/25 80+'s || 99 Firemaking || 99 Woodcutting || 2011 Goals : All skills 80+ | 99 Magic | 99 Farming | 99 Thieving | 99 Hunter | 99 Range "The Unexamined Life is not worth living" - Socrates
November 5, 200817 yr Hi I'm James, do you want to go out for a coffee sometime? 99 Hits, Attack, Strength, Defence, Mage, Summoning, Slayer, Ranged, 96/99 Prayer
November 5, 200817 yr I don't think pick up lines work. But... "I want to see us laughing together in a years time." ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it!
November 5, 200817 yr My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself. Oh, the joys of Futurama. sleep like dead men wake up like dead men
November 5, 200817 yr I love washing up and cleaning. ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it!
November 5, 200817 yr I have the biggest [bleep] anyone has ever seen.Eat your heart out relationship advice thread. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide]
November 5, 200817 yr "I want to see us laughing together in a years time." Is that meant to be cute? Because I would laugh at anyone who uses that pick up line (seriously) on me. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
November 5, 200817 yr I never use a pick up line unless I'm joking. They never work because most of them are either cheesy or somewhat vulgar. But since this topic is just for fun I'll post a few. :P "I wish you were a door so I could slam you all night" "I may not be the best looking guy here but I'm the only one talking to you" - classic! "Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?" "You know, if I were you I'd sleep with me" "I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room" :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Pretty much what Dragon said.Thread terminated.I guess that means I'm the thread Terminator? No Tip.Iters were harmed in the making of this post.
November 5, 200817 yr You like whales? Oh, Because theres a humpback at my place! 360 GT: hotdogstandyeah
November 5, 200817 yr "I've been told I'm good at going down on girls. Oh hey, what's your name?" Tough times don't last. Tough people do.
November 5, 200817 yr I never use a pick up line unless I'm joking. They never work because most of them are either cheesy or somewhat vulgar. But since this topic is just for fun I'll post a few. :P "I wish you were a door so I could slam you all night" "I may not be the best looking guy here but I'm the only one talking to you" - classic! "Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?" "You know, if I were you I'd sleep with me" "I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room" :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Those are all funny :lol: I don't use pickup lines because I don't need to and they don't work.
November 5, 200817 yr Hi I'm James, do you want to go out for a coffee sometime? That's the only 'pick up line' that would work on a normal girl tbh. "Metal isn't about violence or faggy whiny lyrics. It isn't even about who plays the heaviest and fastest. It is about invoking a sense of wonder and magnitude that no other genre can depict."
November 5, 200817 yr "Have I seen you somewhere before? *ponders* Oh, right--in the dictionary right next to KABLAAAM!" "If I told you your body was fine, would you hold it against me? See what I did there? That was a double enteeeendre." "If God made anything prettier than you I hope he kept it for himself!" "I wish I could plant you and grow a whole FIELD of y'all!" All must be done with a Will Smith air of awesomeness. They guarantee success. But I don't want to go among mad people!Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..."
November 5, 200817 yr Hi I'm James, do you want to go out for a coffee sometime? That's the only 'pick up line' that would work on a normal girl tbh. Even counting "[bleep] me if I'm wrong,but you want to sleep with me?" so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide]
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