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"Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

 

FAIL :lol: #-o

 

*Looks up several posts*

 

:wall:

 

In my defence, I had the reply window open for about five minutes because I decided to get some food before posting. =(

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"Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

 

FAIL :lol: #-o

 

*Looks up several posts*

 

:wall:

 

In my defence, I had the reply window open for about five minutes because I decided to get some food before posting. =(

 

POST THEN EAT :D

 

 

 

Hi. You'll do.

 

I wonder what our children will look like.

 

That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.

 

Drop 'em!

 

I am a magical being, take off your bra. (Works like a charm)

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"Hi,I have a post window open upstairs,wanna grab a sandwich?"

 

I'll teach you the alphabet,starting with the letter "h".(I dunno its a Whose Line joke...)

 

1,2,3...Oh screw this lets skip to 69.

 

 

 

 

 

Let's put the sex back in sexually transmitted disease ;)

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

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The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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[bleep] me if I'm wrong,but you want to have sex with me.

devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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If I ever meet a woman who responds correctly to either of these two lines...:

 

 

 

"Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk in all that trunk?"

 

 

 

"Hey momma, like the way you groove..."

 

 

 

I will take her. Then and there.

 

Im gonna make make make you work, make you work work make you work.

 

 

 

 

 

Guys comeon, keep it PG, don't want a mod to lock this =P

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woot.

You are one with the matrix.

 

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*sigh* You'll do.

devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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M: Is your last name Gillette? Because youre the best a man can get.

 

 

 

Was thinking the same thing.

 

 

 

"are you a burgler, because you just stole my heart"

 

Real orginal, huh?

 

 

 

Edit: 751st post! Dark wizard robe \'

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M: Is your last name Gillette? Because youre the best a man can get.

 

ah [bleep]. i should read the thread :lol:

 

 

 

I was thinking that when I almost became the third person to say the "chloroform" thing.

devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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I don't get the chloroform.

 

 

 

Smelling it I beleive,makes you pass out.So basically the joke is you can rape her.

devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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Personally, I find chloroform to be the soft option.

 

 

 

Really, all you need is a well-applied cudgel to the back of the head to get the same results.

 

 

 

"Hey, baby - BONK!"

 

 

 

The scout gets that honor.

 

 

 

"Hey baby, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart."

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER.

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Ones I have used before:

 

 

 

"You've got more rolls than a bakery."

 

"I wanna [bleep] you like an animal."

 

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb."

 

"Is your dad a hunter? Because you're a fox."

 

 

 

.. As you may have guessed, I've never had a boyfriend.

 

(And I somehow use pickups that are meant for girls..?)

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Ones I have used before:

 

 

 

"You've got more rolls than a bakery."

 

"I wanna [bleep] you like an animal."

 

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb."

 

"Is your dad a hunter? Because you're a fox."

 

 

 

.. As you may have guessed, I've never had a boyfriend.

 

(And I somehow use pickups that are meant for girls..?)

 

 

 

You should try: "I'll try anything "*wink*. Then eat a piece of glass in front of them to prove it.

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