Zonorhc Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 "Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?" FAIL :lol: #-o *Looks up several posts* :wall: In my defence, I had the reply window open for about five minutes because I decided to get some food before posting. =( Varrock Library: Shattered Sky | Silent Thunder | The Emperor's FinestAstri @ MythWeavers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 "Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?" FAIL :lol: #-o *Looks up several posts* :wall: In my defence, I had the reply window open for about five minutes because I decided to get some food before posting. =( POST THEN EAT :D Hi. You'll do. I wonder what our children will look like. That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed. Drop 'em! I am a magical being, take off your bra. (Works like a charm) 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faux Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Baby you look so good I could eat a bear :: Guess the Movie Contest Champion: pfilc23 :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 "Hi,I have a post window open upstairs,wanna grab a sandwich?" I'll teach you the alphabet,starting with the letter "h".(I dunno its a Whose Line joke...) 1,2,3...Oh screw this lets skip to 69. Let's put the sex back in sexually transmitted disease ;) so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llcoolguy972 Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Wanna go half 'n' half on a baby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Bend over. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faux Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 if i told people you had a slammin' body, would you hold it against me? Bend over. dude at least try :: Guess the Movie Contest Champion: pfilc23 :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 [bleep] me if I'm wrong,but you want to have sex with me. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faux Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 [bleep] me if I'm wrong,but you want to have sex with me. [bleep] me if I'm wrong, but is your name Gretta? :: Guess the Movie Contest Champion: pfilc23 :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangeor Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matrix2613 Posted November 5, 2008 Author Share Posted November 5, 2008 If I ever meet a woman who responds correctly to either of these two lines...: "Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk in all that trunk?" "Hey momma, like the way you groove..." I will take her. Then and there. Im gonna make make make you work, make you work work make you work. Guys comeon, keep it PG, don't want a mod to lock this =P woot.You are one with the matrix. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Petry Amwose if you ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 *sigh* You'll do. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faux Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get :: Guess the Movie Contest Champion: pfilc23 :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangeor Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 M: Is your last name Gillette? Because youre the best a man can get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 M: Is your last name Gillette? Because youre the best a man can get. Was thinking the same thing. "are you a burgler, because you just stole my heart" Real orginal, huh? Edit: 751st post! Dark wizard robe \ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faux Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 M: Is your last name Gillette? Because youre the best a man can get. ah [bleep]. i should read the thread :lol: :: Guess the Movie Contest Champion: pfilc23 :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 M: Is your last name Gillette? Because youre the best a man can get. ah [bleep]. i should read the thread :lol: I was thinking that when I almost became the third person to say the "chloroform" thing. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 I don't get the chloroform. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 I don't get the chloroform. Smelling it I beleive,makes you pass out.So basically the joke is you can rape her. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 I don't get the chloroform. Smelling it I beleive,makes you pass out.So basically the joke is you can rape her. How lovely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zonorhc Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Personally, I find chloroform to be the soft option. Really, all you need is a well-applied cudgel to the back of the head to get the same results. "Hey, baby - BONK!" Varrock Library: Shattered Sky | Silent Thunder | The Emperor's FinestAstri @ MythWeavers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orpheus Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Personally, I find chloroform to be the soft option. Really, all you need is a well-applied cudgel to the back of the head to get the same results. "Hey, baby - BONK!" The scout gets that honor. "Hey baby, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart." I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal. OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 A:Did it Hurt? B:What? A:When you spawned from the depths of hell. Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wongtong Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Ones I have used before: "You've got more rolls than a bakery." "I wanna [bleep] you like an animal." "Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb." "Is your dad a hunter? Because you're a fox." .. As you may have guessed, I've never had a boyfriend. (And I somehow use pickups that are meant for girls..?) 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Ones I have used before: "You've got more rolls than a bakery." "I wanna [bleep] you like an animal." "Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb." "Is your dad a hunter? Because you're a fox." .. As you may have guessed, I've never had a boyfriend. (And I somehow use pickups that are meant for girls..?) You should try: "I'll try anything "*wink*. Then eat a piece of glass in front of them to prove it. Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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