PURESMITHER

Yea I collect them too! :D My Gem collection among other things! http://url181.imageshack.us/url181/7121/bank2006april6ol.png 90% of those gems I acquired naturally from randoms, monsters, mining etc. Wow :shock: Wow :shock: Wow :shock: Did I forget to mention: Wow :shock: ? Really nice! Ummm... Phree St0f plox? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :

I like your stories, their really funny :D hope you make more. Can I make a bios yet? Well, here goes anywhere. Noob5: Obsessed by money, thinks money can get him anywhere. Example: Noob5: (to survival guide) I don't want to cook my shrimp, I'll pay you my 2 hard earned gp if you do it for me. Notes: A bit of a spoilt brat... see above, he shows off by saying he spent lots of time and effort making his money. But in reality he just begs and finds it on the floor. Example2: Noob5: OMFG!!!!!!!111 look!!! 1 gp!!!

You can hold 2.1 billion air unes but only 28 rune essenses... And you can kill things with flashy red balls.. And get hit with a great axe, but not die? :-k

My names kinda cheesy: Typhoontoby Well, my real name is Toby, and I'm a errr... typhoon? :wall:

Lol, this is really good. Please say this isn't the end.. :pray:

Keep it coming man this is really funny :)

Great! Can't wait for chapter 4!

Hi Lucas X :) Anyway remember I'm f2p so I don't know a lot about rune defenders and such, anyway... Part 2 ~ My master is mentally insane... Right, my new master has just logged in. Hes taken me out and I'm going in the.... D'oh! Sheild spot again! Oh well, that'll have to do for now, I'm eager for blood today... My blade needs a polish, and the only way I can think of my master washing me is in someone else's blood. He he, humans kill loads of things, I should be clean in no-time at all. Anyways, we've gone out of that strange building (sorry readers I'm f2p and I have no-idea what the warriors guild looks like) and we're out in the fresh country air, the bustle of city life approaches my ears, well, if I had ears I think it would of... Theres a load of people standing in a bank ahead, shouting things... *Jagex blocks your pass look ****** you try!!* *Phree st00f plox, I died and im por* *Stupid scammer, reported!* *You ********* idiot!!!111 Noob!!111* I don't like all the colorful languge around here, and I don't think my master does either, hes turing to the south of the bank, it says on the wall we're in world 2. *Selling abby whip 2.7 millon gp!* My masters approaching him, they're talking, probably about all this colourful languge on the other corner of the bank...Ooo, whats this, my masters handing over 2.7 million coins, for a... what the hell!!!! My masters just bought a red curly noodle for 2.7 million coins!! And hes wielding it!! My masters insane! Hes now wielding a red wet [bleep]y noodle in his sword spot, and a sword in his shield spot (me). Oh my god, I think I'm going to kill something of anger or have a fit of laughter, geez, I'm taking a break, see ya later.. End of part 2 Sorry, didn't have much time tonight, hope you like part 2. :) And if you hadn't already guessed, the red, [bleep]y noodle is an abby whip:)

Wow thats amazing! Keep it coming dude, I'd live to hear so much more of that. 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)

No, firemaking is not the most useless skill in f2p. Its is the most useless skill in f2p and p2p. :P Though, I am f2p so I don't really know..

Remember, beggars get nothing that they ask for, people who don't ask have a better chance. :wink:

Please don't report it!!!! They give you more tele runes so I could make mils out of getting free tele runes :P Please don't report it :pray:

Yeah, we need to get the pest control people in here to sort out all these swarms, I get them often when training cooking at bandit camp. I also hate it when I'm training mage at lessers in a safespot, uh oh theres a swarm run out of my hidey hole, dash around being hit by 7s by lessers all the time. When they finally go away, I've normally lost 15-30hp. :oops:

Good read, is the mod playing secret agent or something? Or are P-mods just hated throughout the land? I want to know more :)

OK, I'm bored so I've decided to make my first short story. I have no RS writing experience so don't expect a miracle read. The story is told in the Rune defenders view of the way things are. Part 1 ~ The cyclops drop *One fine morning in a cyclops backpack* Ahh... the life of a rune defender is a good one, I have been sitting in this backpack for many days now, just sitting, in this comfortable, warm, leather of a cyclop's backpack. I have decided to record a memory diary (well I can't really go and grab a pen and paper) in my handle (which is where my memory is) as non-living objects have much better memorys than humans and other mortals. *CHING* Oh, that must be another daft human trying to kill my master, several have tried since I was made, none have succeded. *BANG* Oh good, my master is using his crush attack today. *CHING* Oh thats a surprise, the humans normally dead by nooooowwww!!! *CRASH* Ahh.. my blade hurts, I think my masters been killed, I'm lying on the floor in the middle of a room full of copies of my masters. *W00t! A rune defender!!* A player is looking down at me, so are several other players, they look at me as if they've just got an incredibly rare drop, what are they staring out - my masters bones? Someones bending down, this must be the human who killed my master, what the heck?! Hes just picked me up! I'm going into another rucksack. Hmm.. this ones bigger than my masters one... Eww yuck, I just realised I'm squashed up against two swordfish.. and a weird glass vial with some kind of... potion in it. My new master appears to be called pker pure 789. What kind of name is that? Hes taken out the swordfish and the potion and put them in his mouth. Ahhhhhhhhh.... hes just tipped a pile of bones on me. Oh cool, hes taking me out and hes putting me in his... shield spot?!!!?? I'll have you know I'm a sword thank you very much, and swordds go in the sword spot. Hmph, how can I be a sword in the sheild spot. I think my masters mental, or else, he has no combat experience whatsoever. Hmph, I refuse to offer my services to you pker pure 789. *CHING* Oww, that hurt, swords have feelings as well you know, or maybe not.. Anyway you didn't have to thrust me so far into a cyclops that I'm now covered in organs, ewww, I think I've got its brain on my blade. WOOOAAAHHH!!! I've think I've been sucked into the log out portal. So I guess I'll have to call it a night. ~End of Part 1~ Well, theres my first RS story done, what do you think? Remember please use *Constructive* critism. :wink:

571 total, already??? :shock: :o :shock: :o I've been playing for an hour a day since November 2005, and i'm only total 766! #-o :wall: #-o :wall:

If your enemy captures your flag and you kill the person with your flag, you will get your flag and you should place it back in your castle, I think thats right... anyway, check tip its Castle Wars guide.

Thanks.

Hi, As you can see I have a url in my siggy, but how do I give a name to it, I've seen lots of people give names to URLs, but how do you do? Thanks in advance.

Hey, the windows on this house match with the windows on the house opposite could this be spying?

Hey, the windows on this house match with the windows on the house opposite could this be spying?

You really want to see that? If your not interested in a topic, don't post.

Its a herring :) Anyway, nice sigs Mirrorforced, I love Number 6, I just hope that mastercard thing isn't copyright. :ohnoes: If you opened a sig shop I would send in a request immediatly :D

Good idea, but not as ghostly as ghostly robes.

Omg! :shock: I'm in the wilderness at the moment, what world where they on, if I go on the same world as them... lets just say I might be buying back full rune in the next few days.. :