PURESMITHER

Your having a nice stroll in the wilderness when suddenly your surrounded. In the East and North is 1999 level 3 noobs (the world is full)all wielding bronze daggers and shouting "Kil de gui who didn give us phree st00f!!!111". In the West is a stary King Black dragon, and south of you there is... a swarm. :shock: You polsih off the KBD while the Level 3s are hitting constant zeros, you don't take any notice of the swarm. Then you get down to the level 3s, 'Phew, this is easy' you think as you 1 hit a few of them, you don't notice yourself, who was down to 1hp from the swarm. As you get down to the last noob the swarm disappears, your about to take the last sweep of the last noob, when he hits a 1 on you, your so busy congratualting him on hitting something for the first time you don't notcie your in Lumbridge.

I saw someone called English King \ Role_Model, Typhoontoby got a chefs hat off you (me \ ) I'll try and get it back to you.

:ohnoes: Whats gonna happen? Will they all die? You've got me well and truely hooked up on this story. :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes:

Boy: James, Danny, Michael. Girl: Rebecca, Ellie, Holly. I like those names, their just names I like, I don't know why...

I've never ever got anything from a drop party, please let this be the time... :pray:

Someone posted on the Achievments forum about doing Desert Treasure at 44 combat, so hopefully it shouldn't be to hard for you. Anyway, I noticed the graphics update. I liked the article, but I don't think Jagex should make quests easier, anyway, if Ernest the Chicken hadn't been so random, I'd never have dicovered tip it. :ohnoes: Off topic: EVERYONE check out Elvarg the dragon, hes not a bright green rubbish drawing anymore! Hes actually really cool! Check him out today, I might be there training on lessers if you wanna look out for me :D

Anyone have Command & Conquer Generals Zero Hour? Other than that, I'd be up for a game of online chess with anybody. :)

Yes, officialy, they just have cease-fires all round. I got this piece of information from a book called The financial times World Desk Reference. It says in the chapter on Israel that Israel is at war with all countries in the middle east, except Lebanon. The book was published in 2003, so I figured that now it is at war with all of them. If they have made peace since the book has been published I apologize.

BIG FACT: ISRAEL IS OFFICIALY AT WAR WITH EVERY SINGLE COUNTRY IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

If you claim that the United States is the best country in the world you are a complete [wagon]. The US may be the best country at picking fights with other countries several times smaller than itself... But claiming the USA is the best all round country is like claiming you are a complete racist idiot. And by the way, America already has its own continent, two infact. North America and South America. :wink:

Thanks guys, problem is, I don't know if I'm ever gonna become a membe, but I'll figure this out myself now.

In the period when I was 5 - 10 I'd say I was fairly repectable. I wouldn't dream of answering an adult back, and I think the times I swore were when my brother used to really on my nerves and I muttered under my breath "Crap off you freaking geek". But apart from that I never swore at all not even in front of my friends, I reckon its probably because my dad did used to smack me with "The wooden spoon" which is basically a sald serving spoon. I mean, I didn't know anything about sex until I was 11 and had my first S.E class, and everyone else in the class seemed to have known it since they were 8. Even now the worst I use is crap, and I'm 14, but I hate it when my mates start swearing at others, I just get so embarresed and want to be on the other side of the world.. :|

The UK has nuclear weapons, so does the USA, China, Russia and several other countries I can't be bothered to mention. Why can't Iran have them?

http://url175.imageshack.us/url175/6548/bollardcapxx9.jpg Even bollards want to be chavs. :( Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh boy you have just made my day, that made me laugh so hard! :lol:

I'm sorry but I'm gonna throw my weight around now (no offense to anyone at all). America has the dumbest Military ever. No offense to soildiers, its the leaders I'm talking about. America has enough Nuclear missiles to blow the world up 4 times over, now, why... would you need that? Leaders: Uhhhh.... aliens? America spent 15 years in a country which was over 100 times smaller than it, massacreing innocent women and children, killing and burning whatever they wanted. Yes I am talking about Vietnam. In 1968, US soilders attacked a village in Vietnam, coming in by helicopter to a village known as My Lai 4 and they lashed out at anyone they could find - 347 women, children and old men. No soilders, no-one to fight back. The soilders excuse: In 1901 the USA wanted to take over the Phillipines: I am only 14, so I don't know a lot about the USAs weapons or opinions, I'm probably going to get banned for this, but in my view, North Korea, Vietnam, Iraq and all the others were the USA butting into other peoples wars. The problem is, Britain (thats where I live) is scared of the USA, it wants to stay allies with it and it "follows" the US into war, I don't want my country to "follow" other countries about! In my opinion, the US should donate 10% of its troops to the UN. Because at the moment, the UN need it to keep peace in the world, and at the moment, the Un don't have enough troops to do that. Yes, in my opinion the US is being a menace, seeing itself as the one and only "superpower". A few final quotes: Once again I say no offense to anybody, if your in the army now, times gone by hopefuly won't happen again, sorry for the history lesson people, just thought I'd say how the worlds "only superpower" came to be.

Chapter 5 ftw!!!

Bump, still need more replies for secnod deal.

He he, Imagine if a macroer died with 10k deaths on him. :lol:

I have 215k, and I have to do 743 loads, at say 2k each, thats 1486k. 215k < 1486k

Ooo, do we finally get to see whats going to happen to the WOMODV*? :twisted: I can't wait :) :) * WOMODV = Wise Old Man Of Draynor Village

Members only :(

Go to a dwarven engineer, and I think he gives you a free one. But read tip its ranged guide for more info.

Everyones who suggested nats and pouches and dueling rings.... I'm f2p... sorry, forgot to mention that. My bro has now said that when I've crafted all the runes, I should sell them. Then I will pay him 700k. If I sell 80k airs for 15ea I get 1.2 million gp, he thinks I'll only get 10ea for them so I only get 100k. But if I sell them for 15ea I get 500k. Or 20 ea 900k... Please will someone buy 80k airs for 20 ea? O:)

My brother is going to get me 20k rune essence, just so long as I give him all of the air runes I craft. My runecrafting is 35 and it will go to 51 after crafting all this. But I can't do the world 16 air company, so I'll have to do it myself. At 2minutes a load it will take me 23 hours to do it all. With no profit at all. Shall I do it? :? NEW DEAL, TAKE A LOOK AT MY SECOND POST!

MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE (x 59999999) You are a really good writer. I can't wait to see what happens next...