fastortoise

I'm just gonna single this sentence out if you don't mind. I feel the same way, except that I'm active about the "luck game" and so, I see it more as a statistics game. I realize now that I'd be stupid if I started singling out girls to flirt with as I can't be sure what type of person they are just by looking at them. I.e. crushes are stupid... I don't judge, therefore I hit on a variety of women. The more the merrier as it's a statistical game, there's probably some sort of constant which guarantees I'll eventually get a girl so I don't fret about it. Just sit down/stand next to a girl, compliment her hair or dress, see if shes interested and either keep talking or leave. The luck comes into play because I find that I'm very lucky with the girls that do find me interesting, I rarely end up with ones that turn out to be assjerks. In conclusion, my technique has been working for me which is why I spend 5 hours last night draining all my bodily fluids and therefore nothing in the world could possibly annoy me now.

Turns out it's an aquafitness tiny piece of [cabbage] pool that you can't do laps in. Fantastic :thumbdown:

I'm allergic to mornings :-(

C'EST LA ST-JEAN TABARNAK! Going out to drink more than I should.

I think we're all overlooking this very crucial phenomenon; a fail-safe way to get idiots off the internet. I will be monitoring the forums closely now, i'll get back with my analysis if I come up with any results. Today I took my father to his colonoscopy AT SEVEN AM! Seeing as I was up drinking til 3AM the previous night I was hungover as [cabbage], but I strategically packed a PBR dry in my pocket before leaving which I drank behind the clinic as I waited for him to finish. I had a pretty sweet Big Lebowski moment as I sat there on my hungover ass with rayban sunglasses on, wrinkled buttoned down shirt I had worn the night before surrounded by old ladies with digestive problems.

Yeah definitely use a bench you can rest your armpits on.. I assumed you were using one since you mentioned you did your curls with an ez bar and they go hand in hand.

Yeah, at least do 45, aim for 60.

I do the exact same curls and I get sore the following day at times. I don't think you're supposed to feel a burn... just the feeling but having no more force in your arms so you have to stop. I'm guessing you're doing too many reps with too little weight and that you should try heavier lifts with less reps (until you can't do anymore generally). There's also the factor that you may just be used to working out your biceps and they may never feel sore again until you take a 6 month gym hiatus or something. I know that when I push my body to the limits at the gym I don't get sore nowadays (around 24 months since I started) yet if I simply break a sweat while snowboarding my body is in shambles the next morning (different muscles plus long break between spring and winter).

I'm trying really hard to conjure up a memory other than the one I'm thinking of because I'm sure everybody would hate me for it. GENERAL -Summer days on my grandmothers farm -Girls who can't help smiling after I kiss them -Summer nights with great friends and plenty of alcohol SPECIFIC -The feeling I got when I realized getting girls to like you wasn't a game, I didn't have to do anything extra to impress anybody. After that, everyone who thought like I had looked like a complete idiot. -The one you won't like me for: Last Sunday night I got a lift home from a girl I'm pretty much crazy for and her body is a 10/10 (confirmed by my cynical friends). I showed her my backyard which I built with my dad over the past 6 years (it's super freaking romantic) when she bent over a love-seat-swing type thing to pick up something. I just stood behind her and said "this'll work" aaaand I went to bed 40 minutes later a very happy boy. No wonder I can't think of a better memory.

The secret to soccer is to score one more goal than your opponent scores. DRUNK ME STRIKES AGAIN!

Very. I'm drunk and wanthing to cause a ruckus since there is no women around me and even then, riots are just sad.

Acted like a jackass to a nice girl, feel bad, can't sleep. This has never happened before and it sucks.

Sweet, congrats!

Normally I work alone, but today I have to work with a oldtimer who doesn't shut the [bleep] up for 7 hours. Good thing I need the beer money or I wouldn't go in today at all.

I mixed black coffee with PBR dry and it was pretty freaking good. Also, you feel like a complete baller walking down the street sippin on a spiked Tim Hortons cup at noon. Wasted and wide awake by 2 pm totally killed my hangover too... Beer solves all my problems <3:

uhhh Rogers not sending through 1/10 of my text messages, same for ones I receive. It leads to very sticky situations, and theres no real excuse for dropping text messages other than you're a [cabbage]ty useless cellphone carrier that I want to punch in the genitals.

Bolduc on TSN: "That's just how French guys say hi" I literally sat there, transfixed, for a solid 5 seconds before roflololmao'ing all over the place.

Finally found the answer to this. http://www.gilt.com/giltmanual/2011/06/how-a-suit-should-fit/#6 Cf. Aaron's comment: the side seams need to be tighter if you want the gorge to round up. I think it's unsightly, but to each their own. Huh, makes sense. At first I was skeptical, since in the blog post they were talking about how it's because they model/writer had a belly but scrolling to image 1 shows the bowl I was talking about, and no fat. I know Aaron (self proclaimed tailor) says the suit on the model is just too tight, but I really like that look and will be going for it in the next suit I buy. Good eye fine sir :thumbup: In other news, I am beginning to wear wife beaters and shorts.

The one downside to working only Fridays and weekends is that I really don't feel like it.

I trim my armpit hair with scissors and it feels really good. For pit hairs, less is more for this guy :thumbup:

I wish I was in Winnipeg right now.. Time to have a beer in their honour

Same. I can't gain weight if I wanted to. Translation: You overestimate how much you eat. Not necessary, but sufficient. Sometimes it's due to having very high metabolism - even eating 3,000 calories a day for a 6ft male with little exercise would not gain weight for them as they burn it at such a fast rate. Someone who is 6 foot should weigh closer to 200 pounds, meaning they would need more calories just based on their weight alone. Someone who is underweight is underweight because they do not eat enough to even maintain a normal weight. When someone says high metabolism, it is 9 times out of 10 that they actually over estimate what they eat. Blaming it on genetics or metabolism is usually just an excuse Is it really us skinny people overestimating how much we eat or the rest of the population underestimating?

I was thinking.. if the best way to die is to have your heart stop after a good round of sex, wouldn't the worst be dieing right before a good round of sex?

When Vancouver went from 3-3 to something like 7-3 in one period against the Sharks (thanks to Eager and his penalties) I figured they may as well roll out the cup right then and there.

It's been 2 months after this post (which was replying to me not being able to "please" my girl "friend"). Ahem. 10 times in one night. So yes, I can be. 8-)