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Look, you don't look weak because you're crying. You look weak because you can't see even slightly into the future and understand that losing friends is part of life, and that you will meet a lot of new people and friends at high school. That's pretty ridiculous man. The only time I cried in the past 4 years was when my grandmother died, and it was because it was the first time in my life that I saw my dad choke up and cry. There's something about seeing my father cry that makes me want to bawl my eyes out.

Then you'd have to link it to your bank account, which I personally would never do over the internet.

^^ I got 445 seconds on that game last night. My friends and I were drinking some delicious Miller Genuine Draft when my gamer friend challenged me to beat his highscore (192). I got the new highscore after only 4 tries :thumbsup: with about 7 beers in me, too. There's way too many black arrows and the bar the red ball balances on gets extremely tiny. Tonight, I do nothing \

Ce que le gouvernement donne, il doit d'abord le prendre!

Keira Knightly Uma Thurman Misa Campo (hot model in my city [montreal]) Halle Berry Natalie Portman ALL BATHING IN A POOL OF GREEN JELL-O WAITING FOR ME TO ARRIVE

I am rightfully weirded out by myself, guys. I had the most strange dream of all time, but since it's a bit traumatizing I'll leave it in hide tags: [hide=]The first scene I remember from my dream was of my friends and I playing golf-baseball. I step up to the plate, swing back my club, waiting for the ball, when some guy tackles me. He drags me behind an RV or something and starts anally raping me. I was like "omagawd, plz no mister". When it was over I was still freaking out and rushed into a porta-potty where I tried seeing if "that hole" got any bigger but as I was staring at myself, I thought: "hey, I've never seen this thing before. What am I comparing it to? I should have really calibrated the size of this thing before getting raped" So, hoping it was still the same size, I exited the porta-potty where a beautiful girl stood, and gave me her number. I said "Screw that I need you now" &c. After I was done I was in school, and went to my first physics lab for that semester. I saw 2 of my friends and we formed a cool 3 partner team, but then too many students came in and the teacher had to make half of us go, including me. That was a major bummer.[/hide] Does anyone wanna psychoanalyze my dream? It could be fun, seeing as I've completed all my physics courses already and I never heard of golf-baseball in my entire life.

I'm still trying to squeeze in as many parties as possible before another semester of hell. But I think this lifestyle is taken a tole on my body - my throat really hurts... I hope its not Mono. For the first time in my life I'm praying I caught a cold. This week I'm inviting every girl I meet to my camping trip this Saturday. My friend and I already convinced 5 girls to come with us (aside from a giant pack of friends who are helping me plan this thing) and I already purchased 4 cases of 24 Mooseheads. I almost blew my load when I saw a 24 of Moosehead at Costco - I'm shopping there for the rest of my life. The only problem - I will be without a coffee machine for 5 days. The last camping trip I went to I wasn't really addicted to coffee, and I fear I'll be a grump if I don't get my morning fix. Maybe I should buy some flame-resistant mugs and heat water over a fire and just mix in ground beans. How did they do it back in the day (Grapes of Wrath &c)?

That's THE idea. It's called human compassion. :roll: You know? We should care for other humans? And yet the guilty ones don't get rights? Damn, I need to stop posting here... I said before, the guilty are not to be recognized as humans with rights. Innocent and guilty. "That's THE idea. It's called the innocent human compassion. :roll: You know? We should care for other innocent humans like ourselves (hopefully you are...)?" You can't start deciding who deserves human rights or not. Nobody is allowed making that decision, which is why there are no exceptions. Can't you see what would happen if we started doing that? These people did something bad, and they're getting punished. Just because the media said they're only going to jail for <10 years doesn't mean it's true. Geez, it's like everbody develops dense-skull syndrome when they hear a white baby has died. Get over it, [cabbage] like this happens all the time and as far as I'm concerned, countries are serving proper punishments. People just like to see others suffer more when a white person dies, which explains a lot about our world.

QFT Everytime I see posts like this I think so myself: "What does that have to do with Quantum Field Theory" :ugeek:

Well I suppose I didn't double in size in only a month :lol: But how is the description disturbing?

You see that weight thingy? You're supposed to lift it! Last summer I tried eating as much as I could fit in my body. I made a deal with friends that whatever they bought for me, I'd eat. Didn't gain any noticeable weight for those 3 months. This summer, I hit the gym. Within the first month I started filling out. My shoulders are broader, the length from my nipples to my back has practically doubled, and my shirts are getting harder to take off. ^For LittleBoy, if you haven't shaped your lower abs (aligned with your bellybutton) do a set of situps with your legs in the air, as if you're putting them up on a table.

I wouldn't recommend them to anyone, but I personally get a nice kick from cigarettes. I only smoke about a pack a month, and a book I've read recently assured me that people who don't become addicted to smoking at a young age and can control their consummation levels will most likely never become addicted to cigarettes.

Us humans kill pretty much everything if it benefits us. We level forests to build skyscrapers, drain quarries and fill them with garbage, breed and slaughter domesticated animals for food, probe lab mice &c. why stop at killing ourselves? Doesn't make sense to me... Anti-abortionists are too pro-life and pro-equality. YOU MAKE ME SICK.

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Ugh, do we really have to do this again? Can't we all just order some pizza and have a good time together?

Definitely this. It starts off super fast, then the drums get faster, guitar catches up and goes even faster, drums catch up ect. [yt]GlyjlM2IWk4[/yt] Is there a "Songs that make you want to break out into dance" thread? THAT would be worth reading through :thumbsup:

Why? Gotta stay sharp. [5 minutes later: I just swallowed my coffee down the wrong hole. Holy [cabbage] that burned.] Also, reading outside is probably the most fun I can have when I'm alone on vacation. Today I plan on going to the driving range with some friends and maybe go to the gym later tonight. Life is awesome, I can't stop grinning since I woke up. edit: have a good one Latinoking :thumbup: happy birthday

Today I read 2 chapters of The Origin of Species (I think it has 12, total) which is a huge feat alone. Then I read 2 scientific papers, one linked to me by warri0r about human evolution and another about DNA sequencing technologies. It took about me 6 hours total, but I was outside the entire time sippin beer with my dog. And now I'm off to drink beer a bit more seriously. No more horsing around :x

I was a bag of bones before I started going to the gym... now I'm a bag of bones with some meat still left on them :

For those arguing over urine colour: [hide=]The kidneys serve two major functions: they keep the salt content of the blood constant, and they filter waste out of the bloodstream. So, the main components of urine are (salt) water and waste products. The major waste product from cells in the body is ammonia, and the major waste product from blood is a broken form of heme called bilirubin. In the liver, each of these is converted into a less hazardous form: ammonia is converted to urea, and bilirubin is degraded to urobilins. Salt, water, and urea are all colorless, but urobilins (which come from degraded pigments) are yellow. So, if you drink a lot, your urine will be more dilute and clearer, and if you get dehydrated, your urine will contain less water and be darker yellow.[/hide]

If there's anything I can shred placed in front of me while I'm doing something boring for more than 10 minutes, it always ends up in minuscule pieces. Even if it's an important business card - my subconscious does not take into account the importance of what I'm shredding. After watching 3 episodes of Dexter (3 hours), I had a pile of shredded paper with the diameter of a CD (I'm also a FAST shredder). I pick and destroy everything that I can reach, which forced me to throw away my (ruined) wooden desk and buy a GLASS one. People often ask me why I do it, which I reply to them: Entropy. I get a lot of confuzzled looks :lol:

I sorta pray, I'm not sure anybody else does what I do and therefore I don't know if there's a word that exists for it. Basically, whenever I feel like a big challenge is coming up, I ask "angels" to help me. There's an angel for absolutely any possible situation, and they have nothing to do with those god-servant angels... I just stole the name. So let's say my professor slaps down my Final exam on my desk. I don't clap my hands together or even close my eyes - all I do is ask the (lets say, Biology) angels to help me out. Then I think about all the predominant Biologists that made the field what it is (Darwin, Mendel, Dawkins) and personally ask each one of them (the angels) to help me out. Obviously my atheistic views don't make me believe any of this actually helps me during an exam. However, even IMAGINING these people are actually over my shoulder helping me write the exam gives me extra confidence. Even as I ask these 'angels' to help me, I know that what I'm thinking is balderdash, yet it still helps me. I don't care if people think it's weak minded of me - it settles my brain in certain ways, I call it an outlet to my nervousness since I only really ask for non-existent help when I'm nervous. The parallel between me asking for my version of angels and religious people praying to God is probably really strong. I think the main difference between me and religious people is that I don't depend upon these 'angels' since I realize I created them with my own mind. I also don't ask the medicine angels to cure my dying uncle because those with most medical knowledge are modern doctors... I ask them to help him out.

I got over all those things you guys have mentioned when I was about 17, and then I started being paranoid about dying over something really stupid, like a freak accident. I couldn't watch the news anymore, I stopped drinking for a few weeks, and hardly went out. The world is filled with idiotic ways to die that I can't control, and I avoided it almost completely. Then I remembered why they were called freak accidents. They happen to 1/10,000,000 people, so I had nothing to worry about. I took a new view on dying stupidly, and started doing the exact idiotic activities I was avoiding just a few weeks before because I knew it wouldn't kill me. "Dude, get off the train tracks NOW!" "Don't worry, only 1/10,000,000 die by this". I even lost my paranoia of bridges. Here in Montreal, bridges are known to randomly fall apart and kill dozens of people whenever they feel like it. I used to get the shivers when traveling under them, but not after I discovered I was statistically invincible. The only thing I'm paranoid about now is not knowing if a girl I've fondled has fondled with another guy in the previous 24 hours. I secretly sniff them to pick up a scent that isn't there, observe their clothes for any stains, ect. It tears me apart just thinking about this stuff.

Why would I drink water if i'm not thirsty? My body is (perfectly) designed to tell me exactly when I need more water, and I listen to it. I'm not going to drink 10 glasses of water a day because some social scientist did a 100 man study group and decided water was magical.

Currently I just have a standard Surf 66 board, but I replaced the trucks and wheels with those from my friends' longboard... also standard from Surf 66. For traveling obviously :