If you try to do the Varrock Diary tasks in the order that Jagex lists them you will be running around all over the place and doing a lot of needless, duplicate work. So I tried to group the tasks together and make routes that will help you complete the tasks a lot faster. This guide assumes that you have all of the necessary pre-requisites for each task and groups the Easy, Medium and Hard tasks together. (TIP - If you are within 6 Levels of the Farming or Smithing requirements, you can try making Dave's Evil Stew. If you decide to do this, then catch Hellrats in Evil Dave's Basement. Hellrats count towards getting your Cat Medal and you can stock up on the spices you will need for your stews) Some tasks couldn̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t be grouped together. These include: Select a colour for a new kitten ̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Ãâ If you don̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t have a kitten or non-overgrown cat, go to Gertrude̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s house west of Varrock and talk to her while wearing a Ring of Charos(a). Buy a kitten and select it̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s color. If you already have a kitten or non-overgrown cat, you must either wait for it to grow to an overgrown cat, release it, or trade it in West Ardougne for 100 Death Runes (if its not a kitten). Since you have to catch 100 rats with a non-overgrown cat, it̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s best to get a kitten and let it grow into a cat before you try catching the rats. So you might want to do this first. Teleport to the Digsite using a digsite pendant ̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Ãâ Go to any furnace with a Necklace Mould, a Gold Bar, a Cut Ruby, 1 Cosmic Rune, and 5 Fire Runes/Fire Staff. Craft a Ruby Necklace, enchant it, and use it to tele to the Digsite. Talk to Romily Weaklax and give him a wild pie ̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Ãâ Romily Weaklax is located on the ground floor of the Cooking Guild and you need a Chef̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s Hat or Cooking Cape to enter the guild. Wild Pies cost around 10K to buy from another player or you can make your own with 85 cooking, raw bear, raw rabbit, and raw chompy meat. Obviously the raw chompy is the hardest ingredient to gather as they require Ogre/Composite Ogre Bow, Ogre/Brutal Arrows, Bellows, and Toads. If you decide to make your own, you may want to make several and sell them, as they had a decent market before this (because of the +5 Slayer effect), and their demand has gone up. Also, since the cooking level is so high, you may want to use the Lunar Bake Pie spell so you don̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t burn any. Make a Varrock teleport tablet on a mahogany lectern ̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Ãâ Luckily you can use anybody̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s lectern. You wouldn̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t want to create a mahogany lectern just for this as the lectern requires gold leaf. Use the Home Teleport spell in the Ancient Magicks spellbook to teleport to Edgeville ̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Ãâ If you aren̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t on Ancients, the easiest way to do this is to use a Pharaoḫ̢̢ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s Sceptre and use the last teleport option to go to the Ancient Magic Temple. Climb down the temple, go in the back entrance, and pray at the altar. Then use the Home Teleport Spell. Then use the Pharaoḫ̢̢ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s Sceptre to switch back to normal Magic. If you don̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t have a Pharaoḫ̢̢ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s Sceptre, you will have to use Carpet Rides or a Camulet to get to the Ancient Magic Temple. I've grouped the rest of the tasks together, listed the items that are needed, and provided a route to follow: Items Needed: Poison Ivy seed (if you don̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t already have a grown Poison Ivy bush), any Pickaxe. Start Location: Champion̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s Guild south of Varrock (Combat Bracelet will tele you there) Enter and exit the Champion̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s Guild. Go to the bush patch just west of the Guild. Pick a Poison Ivy if you already have a grown Poison Ivy bush, otherwise plant a Poison Ivy seed (takes about 2 ̢̮â¬Å¡Ãâý hours to grow). Head southeast and jump over the Fence and back. Head northeast to the southeast mining location and mine one iron ore. Tasks Completed in this section: Enter the Champions' Guild Pick poison ivy from your bush Farming patch in Varrock Jump over the fence, south of Varrock Mine some iron ore in the Mining spot, south-east of Varrock Items Needed: Dramen/Lunar Staff, any Axe, Varrock Teleport Runes/Tablet, 10,000 gp, bone, Red Spider Eggs, Limpwurt Root, Hammer, Addy Bar, Family Crest Guantlets, 2 Dashing Kebbt Furs. Start Location: Edgeville Bank Head northwest to Oziacḫ̢̢ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s house. Have Oziach show you what he has for sale and cancel out. Head east over the bridge and make a waka canoe (do not use the canoe). Head south and use the Fairy Rings. Dial "DKR" to come back through the Fairy Rings. Head northeast and use the Spirit Tree to go to any other location and come back. Head east and use the shortcut under the wall surrounding Varrock. Pickpocket a guard in the courtyard in front of the castle. Enter the castle and pick a fruit from the White Tree in the garden east of the castle. Enter the Castle and climb to the top of the castle in the southeast corner. Teleport to Varrock. Buy a Varrock Herald for 50 gp from Benny just northeast of you. Head west to Zaff̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s Superior Staffs and buy a Battlestaff. Head south to Thessalia̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s Fine Clothes shop and have her give you a makeover. Cancel out of the makeover. Head south down the road until you run into a stray dog. Use a bone on the dog. Head west to the Apothecary. The Apothecary will give you a Strength potion for 5gp, a Limpwurt Root, and a Red Spider Egg. Head east to the Anvil Room just west of Aubury's Rune Shop and smith an Addy Medium Helmet. Go into Aubury̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s Rune Shop and have Aubury teleport you into the Rune Essence mine. Leave the mine. Head southeast through the gate and go into Dimintheis̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s house. Drop your Family Crest Guantlets and ask Dimintheis for a new pair. Go into the Fancy Dress Shop next door and trade your 2 Dashing Kebbit furs and 800 gp for a Spottier Cape. Head North to the East Varrock Bank. Buy or steal a cup of tea from Ye olde Tea Shoppe on your way. Tasks Completed in this section: Browse through Oziach's Armour Shop Make a waka canoe near Edgeville Dial to the fairy ring west of Varrock Use the spirit tree north of Varrock Use the shortcut under the west wall of Varrock Palace Pickpocket a guard in the Varrock Palace courtyard Pick a fruit from the White Tree Find the highest point in Varrock Use the Teleport to Varrock spell Buy a copy of the Varrock Herald Have Thessalia show you what outfits you can wear Give a stray dog a bone Have the Apothecary in Varrock make you a Strength potion Smith an adamantite medium helm on the south-east anvil in Varrock, next to Aubury's Rune Shop Have Aubury teleport you to the essence mine Obtain a new set of Family Crest gauntlets from Dimintheis Trade furs with the Fancy Dress Seller for a spottier cape *WARNING - If you do not have a Charged Air Orb, you will be going into the Wilderness on this step. Do not bring anything you can't afford to lose* Items Needed: 20,000 gp (more if you want to move your house back and/or restore your house̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s finish), cup of tea, Rat Pole (if you have one), Cat, Slashing weapon, Battlestaff, Charged air orb (or uncharged orb, 3 cosmic runes, and 30 air runes/air staff if you don̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t have a charged air orb) Start Location: Varrock East Bank Head northeast from the bank and enter the Museum. Speak to Haig Halen on the ground floor. Go down the stairs and talk to Orlando Jones. Leave the museum and head northwest to the Estate Agent. Pay the Estate Agent 15,000gp to give your house a tropical wood finish. Pay the Estate Agent 5,000gp to move your house to Rimmington or Taverly. (You can pay to move your house back and/or restore your house̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s finish). Leave the Estate Agent and head northeast to the church. Go upstairs and use the cup of tea on Elsie to get her to tell you a story. Leave the church and go southwest and enter the Varrock Sewer. If you don̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t have a Rat Pole, speak to Grimesquit and Phingspet to get a new one. Equip your Rat Pole and have your Cat chase the mice near the entrance. After your Cat catches 6 rats to fill your Rat Pole, continue on until your Cat catches 100 total rats (You don't have to keep track, your character will tell you when 100 rats have been caught). Follow the path around and slash the cobwebs with your weapon. Collect some Red Spider Eggs near the spiders and Moss Giants. Climb through the Agility pipe into the Edgeville dungeon. Go north to Vannaka and get a Slayer task. If you don̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t have a charged air orb, head northeast into the Wilderness part of the dungeon and climb the ladder north of the Black Demons. Go up the ladder, charge the orb on the Air Obelisk, and go back into the dungeon. Use your Battlestaff with your charged air orb. Follow the path around southeast to the exit. After exiting the dungeon, enter and exit the dungeon again. Head to Gertrude̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s house west of Varrock to get your Cat Training Medal. Tasks Completed in this section: Speak to Haig Halen after obtaining at least 50 kudos Speak to Orlando Smith when you have achieved 153 kudos Give your player-owned house a fancy stone or tropical wood finish at the Varrock estate agent's Move your player-owned house portal to a different location using the Varrock estate agent's Have Elsie tell you a story Get a full complement of rats on your rat pole Venture through the cobwebbed corridor in Varrock Sewers Escape from the spider lair in Varrock Sewers with some red spider eggs Use the pipe shortcut in Varrock Sewers, near the moss giants Get a Slayer task from Vannaka Craft an air battlestaff Enter Edgeville Dungeon using the entrance to the south of Edgeville Get a cat training medal from Gertrude (TIP - If you don't have an Earth Talisman, try killing the Level 13 Earth Wizards near the Air Altar south of Falador. An Earth Talisman is a very common drop) Items Needed: 20 Mahogany logs, 30K gp, any Axe, Tiara, Earth Talisman, Chaos Talisman/Tiara, Willow Log. Start Location: Varrock East Bank Head northeast to the Saradomin Statue. Talk to Anna Jones to get a Bronze Pickaxe and use the Pickaxe on the Statue. Crawl in and out of the crack in the Statue. Go east to the Earth Altar. Use the Earth Talisman on the Earth Altar to enter. Convert your Earth Talisman into an Earth Tiara. Leave the Earth Altar. Go North to the Balloon. Chop down a normal log and use the Balloon to go to Taverly. Use your Willow Log to go back to Varrock. Talk to Sawmill Operator and convert all 20 Mahogany Logs into Planks at once. Climb into the Lumber Yard and chop down a dying tree. Leave the Lumber Yard, and go southeast through the gate near the Earth Altar. Enter and leave the Soul Banes rift to the south. Head east and mine Limestone near the Rag and Bone man. Tasks Completed in this section: Take the Dagon-Hai shortcut to the chaos portal Enter the Earth Altar using an earth tiara or talisman Craft an earth tiara on the Earth Altar Use the hot air balloon to travel from Varrock to somewhere else Buy twenty mahogany planks from the Sawmill Operator in one transaction Make a plank at the sawmill Chop down a dying tree in the Lumber Yard Enter the A Soul's Bane rift Mine some limestone near Paterdomus, the temple to the east of Varrock Items Needed: Skull scepter (if you have one), wet clay, several feathers, fly fishing rod Start Location: Barbarian village If you don̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t have a Skull Sceptre, enter the Security Stronghold and kill Minotaurs on the first level until you get a Right Skull Half drop. Then go to the second level and kill Flesh Crawlers until you get a Bottom of Sceptre drop. Then go to the third level and kill Catablepons until you get a Top of Sceptre drop. Then go to the fourth level and kill Ankous until you get a Left Skull Half drop. Assemble the Skull Sceptre and use it to teleport to the Barbarian Village. If you have a Skull Sceptre, use it to teleport to the Barbarian Village, go to the second floor of the Stronghold of Security and then exit the Stronghold. Perform the Flap, Head Slap, Stamp, and Idea emotes. Head south to the pottery hut and use the wet clay on the pottery wheel to make a bowl. Fire the bowl in the pottery oven in the same hut. Head northeast and fly fish until you catch a trout. Tasks Completed in this section: Use the skull sceptre to teleport to Barbarian Village Enter the second level of the Stronghold of Security Perform the four emotes from the Stronghold of Security Make a bowl on the pottery wheel then fire it in the pottery oven, all in the Barbarian Village Catch a trout in the river to the east of Barbarian Village