Dr_Locust

No problem. I'm not sure, but I think the ex-ex-parrot is a reference to Monty Python's dead parrot sketch. Seems to be a few Monty Python references in Runescape. :P

The rock is a slab with the Black mask engraved into it, found west of the Cave Horror dungeon entrance on Mos Le'Harmless.

It's difficult to "merch" on the G.E. because there are restrictions (with expensive items you can't buy and resell them right away). Some people basically invest in a particular item (buy low) then sell it a mid or high price hours later. My advice is to try to find an item that has a value over a larger range, the problem with G.E. investing is that people aren't going to tell you what's "good to merch" because if everyone started doing it then it wouldn't be good to merch anymore. Basically, keep an eye out on graphs of prices. Here's an example: Black Masks right after "Smoking Kills" have steadily gone up. I wish I bought a few black masks while they were around 400 to 500k, cause now they're heading towards the 800 to 900k. Everyone wants one now to build a Slayer Helmet.

Hey, what's the best way to gather water-filled vials, beside buying them off the G.E.? Right now I'm gathering them from Ardougne's general store, running back and forth from a bank. Is there an easier way?

Check out this guide from AoW: viewtopic.php?f=103&t=560977

Just to add...only the Black Demons in the Chaos Tunnels seem to drop charms. The ones in Edgeville wildy and Taverley don't seem to drop any charms for whatever reason.

Good idea, but the nice thing about tree seeds is they come in nests. The crushed nests are helpful for Herblore and are worth about 3k each. I've managed to collect 1.5 mill worth of bird nests. :shock:

http://tip.it/runescape/?page=beginners_guide.htm#death Booyah.

If you did the "As A First Resort..." quest you can also use the Bandos spa pool to mark you as a Bandos follower for 1 hour.

Hey, I'll be your friend. Add me in game: "Dr Locust" :P

Oops. :oops: I put 1,350,000 gp in the coiffers. It takes a maximum of 75k out of there per day, and 1.35 mill allows the maximum to be taken out for 8 days straight (I check 7 days, gives me a 1 day buffer if I forget to collect). [After a week 525k gets paid to your workers] More money in there doesn't really mean better results, just means you don't have to fill it as often. Just remember to keep your rating high (98% to 100%), and you'll be okay.

Check this out, this is after a week of Manage Thy Kingdom. 9 on Maples, 6 on coal. My results: Here are my seeds I got: Total worth of 1 week! 1 Spirit Seeds, 2 Magic seeds!! \ \ \

Check this out, this is after a week of Manage Thy Kingdom. 9 on Maples, 6 on coal. My results: Here are my seeds I got: Total worth of 1 week! \

You have to remember fluctuating prices, I think coal is up because people are going for 69 smithing ("Rocking Out" quest requirement) to reclaim their Quest Cape. So coal seems very profitable for the time being. :) I'm actually going to check my MTK after 7 days of leaving goodies pile up, I'll post my results in a few minutes. Stay tuned! :P

Good luck on your journey to 99 Slayer! You can do it.

Yeah, I believe you can set up a cannon in Taverley Dungeon hellhounds. It's not a multicombat area like at the Dagganoth Lighthouse, but it should help you complete your task faster. As well as annoy everyone around you...

Yup, and don't forget, you can't bring familiars into the law altar. :(

Is he mining gold ore in the special gold dwarven mine (only gold ores)? If he can mine 900-1,000 ores an hour and bank them with the dwarf, he could sell the ores for 500-600gp each. Also the mining xp is 65xp per ore, so that could account for his 50k to 60k xp per hour. I don't know if that's possible to do in 1 hour, but the xp and gp amounts make sense with the information you gave...

Plant the best tree/fruit tree seeds you can. I get a ton of seeds from Manage Thy Kingdom, I have 73 Farming without ever buying a seed. I basically break even with Manage Thy Kingdom (with coal and maples) and get a free set of seeds every week. :P

A "good ratio" is a monster with a low combat level (low defense, hopefully) and high hitpoints (better for training). A classic example are Rock Crab, they are popular to train on because they are weak (Level 13) with high hit points for its level (50 hp). Yaks are another example, and there a few others. ;)

Hey, I'm trying to come up with a "To Do" list of things that you can do on a daily/weekly basis. Can you tell me if I'm missing anything? Thanks! Daily Tasks: -Check/Kill Jade Vine for Farming/Slayer XP -Kill Bork for Summoning charms and Slayer XP -Buy Battlestaves from Zaff in Varrock for crafting -Buy Seaweed/Pineapples from Arhein to help with crafting/farming -Get buckets of sand from Bert in Yanille Weekly Tasks: -Manage Thy Kingdom (could be daily/weekly/monthly) -Tears of Guthix

Don't worry, I play on different computers all the time. It's okay. As long as you aren't switching between the two computer back and forth all the time (that might look a little suspicious)...you'll be fine.

I heard that a Saradomin Sword works well since it has a pretty strong crush attack (not a Sara Godsword, but the Sara sword which is worth about 9-10 mill right now). There's a video guide to killing Waterfiends and I think it shows someone using a Dragon Mace and a Sara Sword to kill the waterfiends effectively. Oh yeah another thing, the Waterfiends in the Chaos Tunnels, going there is basically suicide. Waterfiend + Multicombat = Not fun! Good luck!

It involved trading "fodder" in order to balance the trade. Fodder such as Rune javelins, addy junk and flatpacks are useless to a player, but are worth a fair amount of gold in larger quantities. Here's what RuneWiki says about it:

The Boss for the quest is much harder than his combat level. Don't underestimate him. It took me 3 attempts at level 90-something. He can use cranes and carts to injure you if I remember correctly, and he teleports around. It really helped me to bring energy potions to help you run around and hit him (I did the quest before summoning, if you have a terrorbird, Level 52 Summoning, that would greatly help!). Good luck, you can do it!