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I don't mind scorpions but spiders... *shudders*

Urgh the kids on their scooters... that's a HUGE problem where I like atm and the police have finally started cracking down. There's been a lot of confiscations recently but the rogue couple that you see acting crazy everyday are still around. One of them only a few weeks ago (and i've mentioned this before) undertook me just before a junction while i was indicating left. If i hadn't checked my mirror i could have killed him. The police here have asked people to log the license plate and time of the incidents and if they are deemed to be illegal then the police have the power to destroy the scooters. I have got a couple of plate numbers down now for them doing crazy stunts like wheelies into oncoming traffic, undertaking, driving on pavements etc but I want to make sure I have at least two incidents per rider before handing it to police to ensure prosecution. And at the expense of a possible flame by Dan, they are ALL chavs.

Its nothing to do with that you are a "skater dude". You'd get the same grief if you were wearing a business suit and a briefcase. "clean shirt" they'd call you. But that's good isn't it? The little kids that try to act all "gansta" i usually shout back at them and on more than one occasion i have got out of my car after getting heckled, they don't like confrontation and they expect you to just run away and take it. The older ones and ones in big groups, its best to just leave them alone. I got smacked in the face by a chav a few months ago and if you search the boards you'll see the reason. People like that are pathetic scum and I would rather my taxes go towards nuclear bombs than in benefits because they can't be arsed to get jobs (and then [bleep] and moan about how foreigners are "invading" the country and "stealing jobs"). Bottom feeding cockroaches. However I don't like generalising, my friends sister is a young mum living in a council house. She is most definitely NOT a chav.

Yes I do know what rubbing alcohol is and what it does when alight, that doesn't mean I believe you. edit: post a video of you lighting your bath tub please, that might give some credit to your story. however the chances of this actually happened when you stumble across a spider in the bathroom are between slim and none.

He lost the game of poker in casino royale

The other 3000 of my posts are pure gold quality and thus better than Skelms :D .

Every post of skelms is worth 1000 of mine. ^_^

I shall put a suitable watermark over it to ensure that noone can steal it.

Send it to me privately and I shall release it to the world. That way if its real then she will haunt me instead of you.

Ghost stories are different to theories.

Thats pretty sneaky of MS. I guess its the only way they can get people to use their crappy search.

Simpsons is getting a bit bland and boring. I dont think ive seen a new episode for ages either. Family guy is very funny but most of the jokes ceom from the non sequitur and random skits that pop up in the middle of somethign else. Anyone can make a pop culture or 80's reference and make it funny, the jokes arnt always down to good writing. South Park is probably the most unique of the three and the latest series the writers have really been on form but they do seem to be straying into spoof territory a bit too much. My favourite though would have to be Family Guy

New American Dad DVDs arn't even called Series 2. It now comes with the useful title of Volume 2 lol.

Cmon like noone has ever done that before...

You should really be using CSS. Hard coding things like font colours is really bad practice.

Ark at ee... You still live in a crappy city :D The south west is where it's to my lover. /me hands Bubsa a cider

counselling on why he kept his true feelings away from his family I hope. Not counselling to "cure" him of being gay.

Its quality... except only half of season 2 :( AD and FG is totally messed up on DVD in this country theres episodes form season 1 that were shown on tv but not on season 1 dvd on the season 2 one. Arghhhhhh

Maybe its just a sign of my age but dies anyone else have the song Sledge hammer by Peter Gabriel in their heads now? lol

A seperate thread would be good, coupled with a phpBB forum modification to "hide" threads I dont want to see. That way I never have to come into contact with any whiners.

I wouldn't have died from the wounds sustained if I'd been shot/stabbed/broken bone in the place my birth mark is. ergo your theory is broken. Your theory also brings religion into the equation which is questionable at best.

But by beliving in ghosts you also belive in things without evidence. I seen episodes with ghost in them and evidence that proved a ghost HAD to do itNo you saw an episode that something happened in which may or may not have been hoaxed, staged or misinterpreted. Say which episode and what program and i'll search online for it. I guarantee you I can explain it.

But by beliving in ghosts you also belive in things without evidence.

Is that code for the DW Mafia? :P No it had nothing to do with DW, I was just trying to make a "funny" from your comment about saying I don't claim to have god status.

yeah course you do :roll: