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ill start off with a bunch of questions with no answers.

 

 

 

1: what is the point of f2p jagex? your not making any money off of it. its just a place for rich mems (like me)to sell junk in world 1. 5% of it is us and the 95% others are beggers or jerks.

 

 

 

2. why the hell do you keep nerfing stuff? we high lvls want something! you need to pay attention to the veterans and more experienced players. the anchor......

 

 

 

3. why useless updates? and barbarian assault was a disaster oh my lord...... we need a good quality update with a new RARE OR 50+ WEAPON! or something along the lines of that.

 

 

 

4.when you are cutting trees, why dont you get str xp? hes hitting the tree harder and harder.

 

 

 

5. why dont we get hp xp when we get hit? our character is learning to cope with wounds, cmon!

 

 

 

6. thats funny..........i cand stand on the ground in the fight caves BUT MY CANNON CANT!

 

 

 

7. make a quest for high lvls ffs. tower of life was point less.

 

 

 

8. i cant move faster when i clik on the rocks in cw.

 

 

 

9. you dont care (excuse me, pay attention) when there are lvl 3 autoers all over the place.

 

 

 

10. wdf is up with all the randoms!!! i cant cook in catherby for just 5 minutes in peace!!!!

 

 

 

Some random guy on RSOF rants. Funny points, and perfect display of the IQ of the average runescapian...

 

 

 

Not to mention everyone who posted agreed with him, you're scared now huh?

 

 

 

I'd like to point out 50+ isnt high lvl :ohnoes: so yup this guy is scary lolz

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Ahh! My most hilarious encounter was when I was browsing the off topic forum, and this was, shall we say, very off topic and quite inappropriate.

 

 

 

I dont have a pic but it went like this.

 

 

 

(excuse the 1337 but this is how it was posted)

 

 

 

0mgz0rz!!!@!!1!!1!

 

I w4z pk1n aand needed go toilet s0 i l3ft k3yboard on in w1ld1!

 

 

 

Th3n i hear my sp3ak3rs th3 soud 0 being 4ttacked but i was on toilet. (innapropriate remark here, involves cutting of a certain body part) and 1 g0t ba4ck b00d on my fl00r and 1 w4s 1n lumby!!!1!1!!!!1

 

 

 

 

 

0mgz i hate you Jagex!

 

 

 

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I was pking and i needed to do a number 1 so I left my account logged in while i was in the wilderness!

 

 

 

Then i can hear that i am being attacked so i (It's against the rules for me to post what he says but i think you get the gist of it) cut (body part) off and when I get back to the computer I have respawned in Lumbridge.

 

 

 

Curse you Jagex I am quitting.

 

 

 

The funny thing is that this actually happened, I was literally ROFLing in real life O:)

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if you said "runescape" at my school, seeing that 90% of the population there are rednecks, they'd be like "whats that", me: "a computer game online", "eh!? oh one of those thinga-ma-gigers mrs clark got on her desk? a compooter?
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Ahh! My most hilarious encounter was when I was browsing the off topic forum, and this was, shall we say, very off topic and quite inappropriate.

 

 

 

I dont have a pic but it went like this.

 

 

 

(excuse the 1337 but this is how it was posted)

 

 

 

0mgz0rz!!!@!!1!!1!

 

I w4z pk1n aand needed go toilet s0 i l3ft k3yboard on in w1ld1!

 

 

 

Th3n i hear my sp3ak3rs th3 soud 0 being 4ttacked but i was on toilet. (innapropriate remark here, involves cutting of a certain body part) and 1 g0t ba4ck b00d on my fl00r and 1 w4s 1n lumby!!!1!1!!!!1

 

 

 

 

 

0mgz i hate you Jagex!

 

 

 

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I was pking and i needed to do a number 1 so I left my account logged in while i was in the wilderness!

 

 

 

Then i can hear that i am being attacked so i (It's against the rules for me to post what he says but i think you get the gist of it) cut (body part) off and when I get back to the computer I have respawned in Lumbridge.

 

 

 

Curse you Jagex I am quitting.

 

 

 

The funny thing is that this actually happened, I was literally ROFLing in real life O:)

 

What do you mean this really happened? he actually cut off his...yea....and how would you know if it happened for real? And why would he cut it off?

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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I was searching for someone buying earth runes and happened upon this thread.

 

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And of course... a guy named Feanor supports. =D>

 

Lol @ Feanor supporting ans the "other cretures I stole from Lord of The Rings"

 

 

 

:XD:

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What do you mean this really happened? he actually cut off his...yea....and how would you know if it happened for real? And why would he cut it off?

 

 

 

No he didnt do it lol, he was just complaining that he died in the wilderness and wanted his stuff back, and says it's Jagex's fault

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if you said "runescape" at my school, seeing that 90% of the population there are rednecks, they'd be like "whats that", me: "a computer game online", "eh!? oh one of those thinga-ma-gigers mrs clark got on her desk? a compooter?
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lul i r laik toetawlly hayt awtorz lulz

 

 

 

Lol 5 post thread previously!

 

 

 

But shouldnt you erase the name in his pos? :roll:

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if you said "runescape" at my school, seeing that 90% of the population there are rednecks, they'd be like "whats that", me: "a computer game online", "eh!? oh one of those thinga-ma-gigers mrs clark got on her desk? a compooter?
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Someone just posted this rsof ... rants.

 

''hi barbie!

 

- hi ken!

 

- you wanna go for a ride?

 

- sure, ken!

 

- jump in!

 

- ha ha ha ha!

 

 

 

Im a barbie girl in the barbie world

 

Life in plastic, its fantastic

 

You can brush my hair, ******* me everywhere

 

Imagination, life is your creation

 

 

 

Come on, barbie, lets go party

 

 

 

Im a barbie girl in the barbie world

 

Life in plastic, its fantastic

 

You can brush my hair, ******* me everywhere

 

Imagination, life is your creation

 

 

 

Im a blonde single girl in the fantasy world

 

Dress me up, take your time, Im your dollie

 

Youre my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain

 

Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky

 

 

 

You can touch, you can play

 

You can say Im always yours, oooh whoa

 

 

 

Im a barbie girl in the barbie world

 

Life in plastic, its fantastic

 

You can brush my hair, ******* me everywhere

 

Imagination, life is your creation

 

 

 

Come on, barbie, lets go party, ha ha ha, yeah

 

Come on, barbie, lets go party, oooh, oooh

 

Come on, barbie, lets go party, ha ha ha, yeah

 

Come on, barbie, lets go party, oooh, oooh

 

 

 

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please

 

I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees

 

Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again

 

Hit the town, fool around, lets go party

 

 

 

You can touch, you can play

 

You can say Im always yours

 

You can touch, you can play

 

You can say Im always yours

 

 

 

Come on, barbie, lets go party, ha ha ha, yeah

 

Come on, barbie, lets go party, oooh, oooh

 

Come on, barbie, lets go party, ha ha ha, yeah

 

Come on, barbie, lets go party, oooh, oooh

 

 

 

Im a barbie girl in the barbie world

 

Life in plastic, its fantastic

 

You can brush my hair, ******* me everywhere

 

Imagination, life is your creation

 

 

 

Im a barbie girl in the barbie world

 

Life in plastic, its fantastic

 

You can brush my hair, ******* me everywhere

 

Imagination, life is your creation

 

 

 

Come on, barbie, lets go party, ha ha ha, yeah

 

Come on, barbie, lets go party, oooh, oooh

 

Come on, barbie, lets go party, ha ha ha, yeah

 

Come on, barbie''

 

can't do better soz >.<

VIX VIX VIX

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