Bubs, when I pictured you flying out the window, I imagined you were in your leopard skin thong, it just made it even funnier!

I was wearing it, but sadly for you all, other clothes atop of it too ;)

I was wearing it, but sadly for you all, other clothes atop of it too ;)

 

 

 

Just curious, is that your favorite thing to wear or something? Is it pretty special to you since you got to run around in public wearing it?

Well, there was this one time I was playing hide and seek and I fell out of a tree when I was at almost the very top of it... Hit a mailbox then landed on concrete... No broken bones thankfully, but lots and lots of bruises, scrapes, cuts, etc. The branches broke some of my fall. :thumbsup:

I went streaking through my friend's neighborhood at about midnight... I earned $10 and had a few befuddled stares along the way. Gotta love those bets. :

I was wearing it, but sadly for you all, other clothes atop of it too ;)

 

 

 

Just curious, is that your favorite thing to wear or something? Is it pretty special to you since you got to run around in public wearing it?

 

 

 

Definately, but not only that: Thongs. Are. Comfortable.

I was like 11 years old, me and a friend were riding our bikes.

 

It was going to rain, we heard the lightning in the sky.

 

 

 

I went home as soon as I could, and my weel slipped away. I fell on my left knee, on a corner stone. I could not walk, but I had to walk 100 metres home #-o .

 

 

 

When I got home, both of my parents looked at my knee. My father said: That will need some stitches :) I didnt want to look at it, I had no idea what was upthere except for a big wound.

 

 

 

I got 7 stitches, and shorts with a blood covered cut in it. I still have the scar, to bad it didnt heal that well.

If everyone on TIF told the truth, a lot of world records would be broken.

 

 

 

Seriously, bragging about getting beat up with bats filled with rusty nails and injecting heroine is the worst way to attract attention.

 

 

 

Myself, I'm a rockclimber, I do a lot of things which would be dangerous, except all of it has extensive security measures. Then there's climbing (and occasionally falling) from trees and stuff.

 

 

 

Specifically what comes to mind is when I was walking across a pile of logs (not very long logs, only about 5 inches or so in diameter) neatly stacked together. I happened to knock the last one loose as I went down causing the whole pile to roll towards me. It didn't roll very far but happened so fast I barely had time to react.

 

 

 

how can you brag about something that never happened. it's called sarcasm =;

Jumping out of a 1st floor window (as in 2nd storey for U.S - as in, enter, go up the stairs once, and that floor. Got it? Good) all for a bag of skittles. Landing on a patio.

 

 

 

We were talking about my obsession for skittles, which involved sexual derogatory acts of "Would you eat it out of my mouth? Belly-button?" and so on, and other teasing factors.

 

 

 

Some ridiculously attractive woman, you know the kind, too attractive for her own good, likes to use it to manipulate those of a frail mind, like me, said "Oh, you'd do anything for this bag of skittles?" in THAT voice, many times, each time I getting more desperate. She through it across the room, not expecting to get it through the window...and not expecting me to try and catch it and jump through the window itself in my attempts.

 

 

 

It really was crash, bang, wallop - from what I've been told. Perhaps unsurprisingly, the ordeal knocked me out and I was detained in hospital for a day and a half. Even the locla psychiatrist visited me, bless him.

 

 

 

And after all of that, some ate the skittles in the ambulance on the way.

 

 

 

Words can not describe how awesome that is.

 

 

 

I was just thinking the same thing lol. I could see Bubs flying out a window trying to catch a Skittle... :XD:

 

 

 

Despite the awesome factor, I must implore to everyone, for the love of smeg, don't try it yourself. I'm pretty damn lucky to still be here.

 

 

 

How is a 4 metre drop anything close to deadly?

 

 

 

 

 

There's been nothing too crazy which I remember doing. Though recently I lit a cigarettes lighter and held it on so that the metal head got really hot and put it on my arm for about 5-10 seconds for some cheap cash. It hurt like a btich!

Eels, it could be dangerous. My friend jumped off his roof and broke his foot. Its about the same height Bubs jumped from. Bubs dove out pretty much headfirst I think. Had he landed on his head, we wouldn't have him here anymore. :ohnoes:

If everyone on TIF told the truth, a lot of world records would be broken.

 

 

 

Seriously, bragging about getting beat up with bats filled with rusty nails and injecting heroine is the worst way to attract attention.

 

 

 

Myself, I'm a rockclimber, I do a lot of things which would be dangerous, except all of it has extensive security measures. Then there's climbing (and occasionally falling) from trees and stuff.

 

 

 

Specifically what comes to mind is when I was walking across a pile of logs (not very long logs, only about 5 inches or so in diameter) neatly stacked together. I happened to knock the last one loose as I went down causing the whole pile to roll towards me. It didn't roll very far but happened so fast I barely had time to react.

 

 

 

how can you brag about something that never happened. it's called sarcasm =;

 

 

 

I would suggest you take a look at what the word sarcasm means.

I roofed my show ontop my school.... twice

One time I hit my shin on this ledge thing at a skatepark, and I swear I saw my bone... It didn't hurt though, and I kept skating for at least a couple more hours.

Eels, it could be dangerous. My friend jumped off his roof and broke his foot. Its about the same height Bubs jumped from. Bubs dove out pretty much headfirst I think. Had he landed on his head, we wouldn't have him here anymore. :ohnoes:

 

That's pretty much it, yeah :P

 

I was told I jumped out, but didn't rotate. So rather me landing on my head, I kinda landed on my knees, sternum, chin combination.

Owch these sound nasty....

hahaha, well, let me tell you all the story of a life time. Two years ago, at a pool party with my friends, I was dared to jump off his house into the pool, (2 story house, american style). Long story short, with the help of Mr. Jack Daniels, i jumped, missing the pool. broke my leg. lol, now that i looked back at it, it was rather funny, plus all the girls felt bad. \

mine is probably going down a hill called dead mans hill on my bike when braked did'nt work.

 

 

 

that day was bad, cuase i left my skate board in the woods near dead mans hill :wall: and had to go to hospital with a hole in my leg - it was atually pretty deep when they cleaned it up - and of course the embarrasment of crying in front of people (well, i was only a kid. - still am)

 

 

 

also cutting lot of skin off my had also wasnt bright although i did still put a red box on a skateboard, sit in it and go down a steep hilled street only to bang into the curb and me in the box going flying off. aaaah, great times.

When I was a bit younger me and my friend rigged up one of those zipwire things in his dad's garden between a couple of trees. It looked pretty good and sturdy, test runs walking with it down went well. Course, we didn't realise that the bottom end was tied to the tree with no way of stopping except slamming into it until after I had found out, the very hard way. Bruised a rib or two, and I think my friend did as well from laughing at me. :(

My best 2 werent actualy perpatrated by me, but I was a closer witness to tham than than was safe.

 

 

 

First, a friend decided to place the barbecue right next to his house under the second story window (thats the floor above the ground floor), turn it on full blast with the cover open for a couple hours. Than (after 2 hours) he goes to the window, lights a match, and sticks his hand out (there was no wind, a lovely day really). Well he lost all the hair on his right arm, and it made a nice WHOOMPH sound, but no one was hurt. All that trouble to light a barbecue and I think he nearly had a heart attack at the ripe old age of 15.

 

 

 

Second, involves a potato cannon, potatos, and a can of WD40. By a lake, friends and I were playing with some homemade potato cannons, and after a while we were left with 4 potatos and maby half a can of WD40. So we have the bright idea of poutting all the 4 remaining potatos in the cannon at once (these were about 2 foot barrels) and empty all the remaining WD40. I also had the bright idea to get behind a sizeable tree and put my fingers in my ears being a bit more nervous about this than my friends. Anyways one guy hits the lighter...KA BOOOOOM.

 

 

 

We did see find that some of the cannon landed a few hundred metres away. And judging by the rip in the shirt of the guy who ignited the cannon, he almost had a chunk of PVC in one kidney. The trees proboly didn't appreciate the chunks of cannon embeded in them, and all our ers were ringing for a while. Good times, good times.

 

 

 

I don't know if it counrts as stupid, but I once went of a jump (a sort of rut in a mound of dirt) on my bike. It's quite steep so you go really high but not veary far. Anyways I sort of lifted off my bike (still griping handel bars) so my legs and body sort of fell behind. Long story short I landed on the rear tire. Never had to pee so bad in my life, but this was when I was younger (pre puberty) so the consequence sproboly werent as bad as they be know (guys might understand the difference in positioning of certain things that ment I didn't land right on my balls).

 

 

 

And one more biking story. In the park near my house theres a short trail through the woods, maby 50-60 feet long, at least 30 feet elevation difference top to bottom. Were talking 60-65 degrees on some parts. Anyways I hit the brakes a little hard in a turn (rear brakes) and actualy managed a spinout. It was the bike got 90 degres before I went flying into the woods and hit a tree. My friend who was following way to close just went strait to avoid my bike (how nice of him) and hit a tree dead on (still on the bike). Hes lucky his bike didn't fall apart or bend, all it did was ruin in front tire (both burst and bent the rim). He went strit over the handle barst into a couple trees and into a bush. We were both quite lucky that we wernt seriously hurt, and that are bike werent damaged.

 

 

 

 

 

That concludes the long post of stupid stoies.

One time I hit my shin on this ledge thing at a skatepark, and I swear I saw my bone... It didn't hurt though, and I kept skating for at least a couple more hours.

 

i did the exact same thing, my scar has pretty much gone now though

 

Another Thing: me and my friend were having a play fight (we were i think 9 or 10 at the time) and we were throwing stuffed animals and stuff across the room, and he had a winniw the pooh big thing which he hit me with, but it sort of had s peaker box in it lol, free scar on head please

hahaha, well, let me tell you all the story of a life time. Two years ago, at a pool party with my friends, I was dared to jump off his house into the pool, (2 story house, american style). Long story short, with the help of Mr. Jack Daniels, i jumped, missing the pool. broke my leg. lol, now that i looked back at it, it was rather funny, plus all the girls felt bad. \

 

 

 

Makes me think of this failed stunt video (seeing people do stupid things and get hurt will never cease to amuse me) where the guy jumps from a hotel roof to a big pool and misses it slaming down on the edge of the pool and ends up in the pool. So close yet so far

 

 

 

Although it is possible to do this stupid stunt right. There's another video where a kid does a backflip off a small roof and lands in the pool. I quote from one of the comments: "I can't believe nothing went wrong".

One time I hit my shin on this ledge thing at a skatepark, and I swear I saw my bone... It didn't hurt though, and I kept skating for at least a couple more hours.

 

 

 

I'm hoping that was sarcasm..

 

 

 

If not, What the hell?

Uh, skating. Tried olling off a 10+ foot roof and did the splits.

 

 

 

One time I hit my shin on this ledge thing at a skatepark, and I swear I saw my bone... It didn't hurt though, and I kept skating for at least a couple more hours.

 

 

 

I'm hoping that was sarcasm..

 

 

 

If not, What the hell?

 

 

 

I believe it, I fell on a manny pad skating and saw the bone on my arm. We disinfected it, bandaged it up, and I kept skating.

One time I hit my shin on this ledge thing at a skatepark, and I swear I saw my bone... It didn't hurt though, and I kept skating for at least a couple more hours.

 

 

 

I'm hoping that was sarcasm..

 

 

 

If not, What the hell?

 

 

 

Do-able. I remember watching nancy cricket, hurrah! And some poor chap received a raucous blow to his wrist, causing his skeleton to emerge from his skin. 'Twas a laugh!

One time I hit my shin on this ledge thing at a skatepark, and I swear I saw my bone... It didn't hurt though, and I kept skating for at least a couple more hours.

 

 

 

I'm hoping that was sarcasm..

 

 

 

If not, What the hell?

 

 

 

Do-able. I remember watching nancy cricket, hurrah! And some poor chap received a raucous blow to his wrist, causing his skeleton to emerge from his skin. 'Twas a laugh!

 

 

 

i did something like that skating one... i hit gravel and my elbow was like wood being sanded down with high grit sand paper... i looked at it and it wasnt bleeding and there isnt much fat or muscle directly on your elbow so i suspected it that it was either a thin layer of fat or bone... washed it off, and put a bandage on it.. still have the scar. It was pure white, and i think fat is yellowish or orange tinted, so i dunno.. felt like a bee sting though :-/ a very large one... i did however laugh when it happen i went up to my mother laughing saying "hey check this out".. ha, the look i got. :uhh: