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Runescape Joke Thread!

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You may be a master harpoonist but I am a Master Baiter

 

 

 

Yeh I copyed but refined it from the first page lol also took it from Austin Powers lol

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Two Rock Crabs were sitting in Relleka. One Rock Crab said, "Why do we keep getting attacked and come back? Why don't we just leave and be free?" The second Rock Crab responded "Wow! A talking crab!"

 

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

 

Yes, I know, I'm soooo original...

 

 

 

lol... thats original :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

Anyway i dont have any!hahahah isnt that funny

Hey Nicrune007 , Whats Your Username?

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99 Ranged on 2/6/07 99 Hit Points on 9/5/08 99 Defense on 26/4/08 99 Attack on 14/2/09 99 Strength on 25/2/09 99 Slayer on 13/9/09\:D/

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Farming? now thats just seedy.

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{Person 1} :- Zezima is just too good at this game...I heard He plays 20 hours a day

 

{Person 2}:- Wow He has no life

 

{Person 1}:- Yeh I think they call those people "no lifers"

 

{Person 2}:- Mabye we should lure him into the wilderness and kill him

 

{Person 1}:- Its a gd plan and all but How do will kill that which has no life?

{Person 1} :- Zezima is just too good at this game...I heard He plays 20 hours a day

 

{Person 2}:- Wow He has no life

 

{Person 1}:- Yeh I think they call those people "no lifers"

 

{Person 2}:- Mabye we should lure him into the wilderness and kill him

 

{Person 1}:- Its a gd plan and all but How do will kill that which has no life?

 

 

 

Good reference- "Make Love not Warcraft" episode of South Park. However, you make a corny joke sound cornier... :roll:

 

-To Lenin, is it possible that you got "Kiss my Axe" from my signature? I thought of it on my own, but it's possible that someone else did somewhere else..

Kiss my axe.

You know you're addicted to runescape when you miss the toilet and blame it on lag.

 

 

 

You know you addicted to runescape when you think wearing a frogs head is kool

 

 

 

You know your addicted to runescape when you kill your neighbors cow for its skin.

"Stupid is smart you dumb n00b." - noob in lumbridge

You know you're addicted to runescape when you miss the toilet and blame it on lag.

 

You know you addicted to runescape when you think wearing a frogs head is kool

 

You know your addicted to runescape when you kill your neighbors cow for its skin.

You come to know when people don't read the thread properly. :P

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Thanks to WithTheQuickness for the sig!

Three Rangers walked into a building.

 

 

 

you'd of thought at least one of them wouldda seen it.

 

 

 

:XD:

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--==7,452nd to 99 Woodcutting - 22/08/07 ** as a free player.**==--

 

-To Lenin, is it possible that you got "Kiss my Axe" from my signature? I thought of it on my own, but it's possible that someone else did somewhere else..

 

yea, i did. It was the post above mine, i figured, eh, why not? But what i was really here to post was the ent one.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Those are pretty corny...

 

 

 

 

 

I don't think you can make a joke about RuneScape without it being really corny.

 

 

 

rs is corny ;)

 

 

 

I know. ;)

 

 

 

I wanna wink too. ;)

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-To Lenin, is it possible that you got "Kiss my Axe" from my signature? I thought of it on my own, but it's possible that someone else did somewhere else..

 

yea, i did. It was the post above mine, i figured, eh, why not? But what i was really here to post was the ent one.

 

 

 

What the hell lenin.. i thought you were dead! In your mighty bolshevik glory i see you've reincarnated yourself for another revolution in russia i dare say. Gonna use adolescents to take over, a nice move, i'll be happy to fight for you.

Why do chicks like fishermen?

 

Because they are MASTER BAITERS lolol!!!

 

Okay, that was bad.

 

 

 

Yeh, that was pretty bad :P . Heres one I just made up.

 

Why do chicks like Smithers?

 

Because they can made gold and silver bras. (see how I made a typo on bars? Pretty immature, ey?)

 

:XD:

 

 

 

Immature yes... Entertaining....yeah

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amusing...

 

What's big and red and can pwn you in the wildy?

 

My lazy hellcat.

why are black people so tall?

 

 

 

 

 

because there knee grows

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

duh

 

 

 

 

 

.... wasnt a rs joke... i dont care though

Why does Shantay call you effendi?

 

Because you effend him.

You know you're addicted to Runescape when you run over some kid down the street and call him a noob.

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