June 23, 200719 yr Why can't there be any good RuneScape jokes? Because RuneScape itself is a joke. :XD: Senses a storm coming Thanks to WithTheQuickness for the sig!
June 23, 200719 yr Someone should post those funny inquires people send to mods, although not many are sadly G rated :P Wondering what to do with life .....
June 23, 200719 yr So JaGEx customer support walks into a bar... Retired Tip.It Mod || Admin and Founder of Caesar 3 Mod Squad! All are welcome!
June 23, 200719 yr What is the difference between an onion and a macro-er? No-one cries when you cut up a macro-er.
June 23, 200719 yr And so the Wicked Witch of the West walks into the Al-Kharid Furnace Room and says "I'm smelting!" Retired Tip.It Mod || Admin and Founder of Caesar 3 Mod Squad! All are welcome!
June 23, 200719 yr ethebloody"]What goes from green to red at the flick of a switch? [hide]A tool leprechaun in a blender[/hide] Rofl :XD: What did Homer say when he met the pker? [hide]Mmmm.... sausages *Pker cries*[/hide] There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves.
June 23, 200719 yr What is the difference between an onion and a macro-er? No-one cries when you cut up a macro-er. I laughed at that in real life. You're being watched.
June 23, 200719 yr What is the difference between an onion and a macro-er? No-one cries when you cut up a macro-er. I laughed at that in real life. I diddn't realise you could laugh anywhere else. I enjoyed some of these jokes but its hard to make them.
June 23, 200719 yr What is the difference between an onion and a macro-er? No-one cries when you cut up a macro-er. I laughed at that in real life. I diddn't realise you could laugh anywhere else. I enjoyed some of these jokes but its hard to make them. You could just press three keys (or actually two, just twice one of them) and that still counts as laughing. :-k You're being watched.
June 24, 200719 yr What did Homer say when he met the pker? [hide]Mmmm.... sausages *Pker cries*[/hide] lol thats a nice one =P quest cape achieved 4/22/07 only had 6 months of members so... ha!
June 24, 200719 yr There isn't a Wilderness. Its just Chuck Norris's lawn. 8-) catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream
June 24, 200719 yr What'd one fletcher say to the other fletcher? "Knife to meet yew!" =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Two kids are speaking over Teamspeak, and one is explaining something about herblore. His mother walks in while they are in the midst of talking. Kid 1: "You got the vial, right?" Kid 2: "Yea, yea.. now how do I make the pot?" Kid 1: "Easy dude, I do it all the time. You got the herbs, right?" Kid 2: "Yes, just tell me how to make it so I can go kill everything!" Kid 1: "Calm down dude.. ok, so first you gotta get some water in the vial, then mix in the herb. Got that" Kid 2: "Yea, what next?" Kid 1: "Just mix in the second ingredient I gave you earlier and drink up!" *Mom is finally fed up with the conversation and reveals herself* Mom: "Billy! What are you two doing!?!?!?!" Kid 1: corny jokes> Retired Tip.It Mod || Admin and Founder of Caesar 3 Mod Squad! All are welcome!
June 24, 200719 yr Woooo lame jokes ftw Guy: what did the guy say when he was given a log? Guy2: Thank yew #-o I own tbh Doomy edit: I like sheep
June 24, 200719 yr Two Rock Crabs were sitting in Relleka. One Rock Crab said, "Why do we keep getting attacked and come back? Why don't we just leave and be free?" The second Rock Crab responded "Wow! A talking crab!" =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> Yes, I know, I'm soooo original... you rock dang i didnt realise the pun before i typed it #-o
June 24, 200719 yr What'd one fletcher say to the other fletcher? "Knife to meet yew!" =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Two kids are speaking over Teamspeak, and one is explaining something about herblore. His mother walks in while they are in the midst of talking. Kid 1: "You got the vial, right?" Kid 2: "Yea, yea.. now how do I make the pot?" Kid 1: "Easy dude, I do it all the time. You got the herbs, right?" Kid 2: "Yes, just tell me how to make it so I can go kill everything!" Kid 1: "Calm down dude.. ok, so first you gotta get some water in the vial, then mix in the herb. Got that" Kid 2: "Yea, what next?" Kid 1: "Just mix in the second ingredient I gave you earlier and drink up!" *Mom is finally fed up with the conversation and reveals herself* Mom: "Billy! What are you two doing!?!?!?!" Kid 1: corny jokes>I...Didn't get the second joke :oops: . support new ghostly stuff here.I see RuneScape slowly turning into a sadistic version of WoW..signature your as this use backwards this read to enough smart were you If
June 24, 200719 yr What'd one fletcher say to the other fletcher? "Knife to meet yew!" =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Two kids are speaking over Teamspeak, and one is explaining something about herblore. His mother walks in while they are in the midst of talking. Kid 1: "You got the vial, right?" Kid 2: "Yea, yea.. now how do I make the pot?" Kid 1: "Easy dude, I do it all the time. You got the herbs, right?" Kid 2: "Yes, just tell me how to make it so I can go kill everything!" Kid 1: "Calm down dude.. ok, so first you gotta get some water in the vial, then mix in the herb. Got that" Kid 2: "Yea, what next?" Kid 1: "Just mix in the second ingredient I gave you earlier and drink up!" *Mom is finally fed up with the conversation and reveals herself* Mom: "Billy! What are you two doing!?!?!?!" Kid 1: corny jokes>I...Didn't get the second joke :oops: . Drugs. Kiss my axe.
June 24, 200719 yr one woodcutter says to another, "Kiss my axe" This one was not written by me, i forget who did, and it may not be appropriate, but at least it isn't too corny: Do ents get morning wood? Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
June 24, 200719 yr How many noobs does it take to sell a spinage roll? :-k 2, One to try to sell it for 100k and another to report him for item scamming. #-o Thanks to Misterxman for the avatar.
June 24, 200719 yr Do ents get morning wood? I'd say -- Does Dragonstone get morning Glory? *crickets* ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it!
June 24, 200719 yr Okay. How many skillers does it take to screw in a light bulb? [hide]Two. One to screw it in. The other to ask the first one their light bulb screwing level and then say "Nice. Mine is 70."[/hide] Pretty good, huh? Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, your commodity drops in value. [url=http://www.imagehosting.com][img]http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i773526_stingtag.gif[/img][/url] [quote name="Capone_Sabre"]People in the wilderness will [b]always[/b] insult you no matter what you do. Just ignore it and kill them.[/quote]
June 25, 200719 yr Runescape needs cars, it already has a place for car parts, just take your car to the Yew Trees for service from Auto Zone! :roll:
June 25, 200719 yr Runescape needs cars, it already has a place for car parts, just take your car to the Yew Trees for service from Auto Zone! :roll: haha i dont get it :?
June 25, 200719 yr Runescape needs cars, it already has a place for car parts, just take your car to the Yew Trees for service from Auto Zone! :roll: haha i dont get it :? Auto Zone - There is a lot of 'Autos' around Yew trees. Making it an 'Auto Zone' :wink: ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it!
June 25, 200719 yr Runescape needs cars, it already has a place for car parts, just take your car to the Yew Trees for service from Auto Zone! :roll: haha i dont get it :? Auto Zone - There is a lot of 'Autos' around Yew trees. Making it an 'Auto Zone' :wink: ohhhhhh lol im dumb. thanks :D
June 25, 200719 yr What'd one fletcher say to the other fletcher? "Knife to meet yew!" =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Two kids are speaking over Teamspeak, and one is explaining something about herblore. His mother walks in while they are in the midst of talking. Kid 1: "You got the vial, right?" Kid 2: "Yea, yea.. now how do I make the pot?" Kid 1: "Easy dude, I do it all the time. You got the herbs, right?" Kid 2: "Yes, just tell me how to make it so I can go kill everything!" Kid 1: "Calm down dude.. ok, so first you gotta get some water in the vial, then mix in the herb. Got that" Kid 2: "Yea, what next?" Kid 1: "Just mix in the second ingredient I gave you earlier and drink up!" *Mom is finally fed up with the conversation and reveals herself* Mom: "Billy! What are you two doing!?!?!?!" Kid 1: corny jokes>I...Didn't get the second joke :oops: . Drugs.Oh...Now I get it LOL...Not that funny though :-k . support new ghostly stuff here.I see RuneScape slowly turning into a sadistic version of WoW..signature your as this use backwards this read to enough smart were you If
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