Scars Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 Why can't there be any good RuneScape jokes? Because RuneScape itself is a joke. :XD: Senses a storm coming Thanks to WithTheQuickness for the sig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antonwhy Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 Someone should post those funny inquires people send to mods, although not many are sadly G rated :P Wondering what to do with life ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar_Drifter Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 So JaGEx customer support walks into a bar... Retired Tip.It Mod || Admin and Founder of Caesar 3 Mod Squad! All are welcome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark_kim Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 What is the difference between an onion and a macro-er? No-one cries when you cut up a macro-er. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar_Drifter Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 And so the Wicked Witch of the West walks into the Al-Kharid Furnace Room and says "I'm smelting!" Retired Tip.It Mod || Admin and Founder of Caesar 3 Mod Squad! All are welcome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper88888 Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 ethebloody"]What goes from green to red at the flick of a switch? [hide]A tool leprechaun in a blender[/hide] Rofl :XD: What did Homer say when he met the pker? [hide]Mmmm.... sausages *Pker cries*[/hide] There is no meaning or truth in life but that which we create for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairness Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 What is the difference between an onion and a macro-er? No-one cries when you cut up a macro-er. I laughed at that in real life. You're being watched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chase_cool7 Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 What is the difference between an onion and a macro-er? No-one cries when you cut up a macro-er. I laughed at that in real life. I diddn't realise you could laugh anywhere else. I enjoyed some of these jokes but its hard to make them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairness Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 What is the difference between an onion and a macro-er? No-one cries when you cut up a macro-er. I laughed at that in real life. I diddn't realise you could laugh anywhere else. I enjoyed some of these jokes but its hard to make them. You could just press three keys (or actually two, just twice one of them) and that still counts as laughing. :-k You're being watched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agentster Posted June 24, 2007 Share Posted June 24, 2007 What did Homer say when he met the pker? [hide]Mmmm.... sausages *Pker cries*[/hide] lol thats a nice one =P quest cape achieved 4/22/07 only had 6 months of members so... ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted June 24, 2007 Share Posted June 24, 2007 There isn't a Wilderness. Its just Chuck Norris's lawn. 8-) catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar_Drifter Posted June 24, 2007 Share Posted June 24, 2007 What'd one fletcher say to the other fletcher? "Knife to meet yew!" =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Two kids are speaking over Teamspeak, and one is explaining something about herblore. His mother walks in while they are in the midst of talking. Kid 1: "You got the vial, right?" Kid 2: "Yea, yea.. now how do I make the pot?" Kid 1: "Easy dude, I do it all the time. You got the herbs, right?" Kid 2: "Yes, just tell me how to make it so I can go kill everything!" Kid 1: "Calm down dude.. ok, so first you gotta get some water in the vial, then mix in the herb. Got that" Kid 2: "Yea, what next?" Kid 1: "Just mix in the second ingredient I gave you earlier and drink up!" *Mom is finally fed up with the conversation and reveals herself* Mom: "Billy! What are you two doing!?!?!?!" Kid 1: corny jokes> Retired Tip.It Mod || Admin and Founder of Caesar 3 Mod Squad! All are welcome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomy Posted June 24, 2007 Share Posted June 24, 2007 Woooo lame jokes ftw Guy: what did the guy say when he was given a log? Guy2: Thank yew #-o I own tbh Doomy edit: I like sheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mithril_Max Posted June 24, 2007 Share Posted June 24, 2007 Two Rock Crabs were sitting in Relleka. One Rock Crab said, "Why do we keep getting attacked and come back? Why don't we just leave and be free?" The second Rock Crab responded "Wow! A talking crab!" =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> Yes, I know, I'm soooo original... you rock dang i didnt realise the pun before i typed it #-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flava0falcon Posted June 24, 2007 Share Posted June 24, 2007 What'd one fletcher say to the other fletcher? "Knife to meet yew!" =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Two kids are speaking over Teamspeak, and one is explaining something about herblore. His mother walks in while they are in the midst of talking. Kid 1: "You got the vial, right?" Kid 2: "Yea, yea.. now how do I make the pot?" Kid 1: "Easy dude, I do it all the time. You got the herbs, right?" Kid 2: "Yes, just tell me how to make it so I can go kill everything!" Kid 1: "Calm down dude.. ok, so first you gotta get some water in the vial, then mix in the herb. Got that" Kid 2: "Yea, what next?" Kid 1: "Just mix in the second ingredient I gave you earlier and drink up!" *Mom is finally fed up with the conversation and reveals herself* Mom: "Billy! What are you two doing!?!?!?!" Kid 1: corny jokes>I...Didn't get the second joke :oops: . support new ghostly stuff here.I see RuneScape slowly turning into a sadistic version of WoW..signature your as this use backwards this read to enough smart were you If Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X_Fat4lyfe_X Posted June 24, 2007 Share Posted June 24, 2007 What'd one fletcher say to the other fletcher? "Knife to meet yew!" =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Two kids are speaking over Teamspeak, and one is explaining something about herblore. His mother walks in while they are in the midst of talking. Kid 1: "You got the vial, right?" Kid 2: "Yea, yea.. now how do I make the pot?" Kid 1: "Easy dude, I do it all the time. You got the herbs, right?" Kid 2: "Yes, just tell me how to make it so I can go kill everything!" Kid 1: "Calm down dude.. ok, so first you gotta get some water in the vial, then mix in the herb. Got that" Kid 2: "Yea, what next?" Kid 1: "Just mix in the second ingredient I gave you earlier and drink up!" *Mom is finally fed up with the conversation and reveals herself* Mom: "Billy! What are you two doing!?!?!?!" Kid 1: corny jokes>I...Didn't get the second joke :oops: . Drugs. Kiss my axe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted June 24, 2007 Share Posted June 24, 2007 one woodcutter says to another, "Kiss my axe" This one was not written by me, i forget who did, and it may not be appropriate, but at least it isn't too corny: Do ents get morning wood? Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooverscaper Posted June 24, 2007 Share Posted June 24, 2007 How many noobs does it take to sell a spinage roll? :-k 2, One to try to sell it for 100k and another to report him for item scamming. #-o Thanks to Misterxman for the avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jemathonical Posted June 24, 2007 Share Posted June 24, 2007 Do ents get morning wood? I'd say -- Does Dragonstone get morning Glory? *crickets* ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingkid Posted June 24, 2007 Share Posted June 24, 2007 Okay. How many skillers does it take to screw in a light bulb? [hide]Two. One to screw it in. The other to ask the first one their light bulb screwing level and then say "Nice. Mine is 70."[/hide] Pretty good, huh? Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, your commodity drops in value. [url=http://www.imagehosting.com][img]http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i773526_stingtag.gif[/img][/url] [quote name="Capone_Sabre"]People in the wilderness will [b]always[/b] insult you no matter what you do. Just ignore it and kill them.[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miner_I Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Runescape needs cars, it already has a place for car parts, just take your car to the Yew Trees for service from Auto Zone! :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marinedeath Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Runescape needs cars, it already has a place for car parts, just take your car to the Yew Trees for service from Auto Zone! :roll: haha i dont get it :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jemathonical Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Runescape needs cars, it already has a place for car parts, just take your car to the Yew Trees for service from Auto Zone! :roll: haha i dont get it :? Auto Zone - There is a lot of 'Autos' around Yew trees. Making it an 'Auto Zone' :wink: ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marinedeath Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Runescape needs cars, it already has a place for car parts, just take your car to the Yew Trees for service from Auto Zone! :roll: haha i dont get it :? Auto Zone - There is a lot of 'Autos' around Yew trees. Making it an 'Auto Zone' :wink: ohhhhhh lol im dumb. thanks :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flava0falcon Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 What'd one fletcher say to the other fletcher? "Knife to meet yew!" =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Two kids are speaking over Teamspeak, and one is explaining something about herblore. His mother walks in while they are in the midst of talking. Kid 1: "You got the vial, right?" Kid 2: "Yea, yea.. now how do I make the pot?" Kid 1: "Easy dude, I do it all the time. You got the herbs, right?" Kid 2: "Yes, just tell me how to make it so I can go kill everything!" Kid 1: "Calm down dude.. ok, so first you gotta get some water in the vial, then mix in the herb. Got that" Kid 2: "Yea, what next?" Kid 1: "Just mix in the second ingredient I gave you earlier and drink up!" *Mom is finally fed up with the conversation and reveals herself* Mom: "Billy! What are you two doing!?!?!?!" Kid 1: corny jokes>I...Didn't get the second joke :oops: . Drugs.Oh...Now I get it LOL...Not that funny though :-k . support new ghostly stuff here.I see RuneScape slowly turning into a sadistic version of WoW..signature your as this use backwards this read to enough smart were you If Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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