June 22, 200719 yr Ok lets come up with some good ones, no you know you've played rs too much when.. heres some examples thought up bored Firemaking Jokes Does Firemaking count as exercise? Cos i can sure feel the burn! Hunter Jokes What did the larupia say to the hunter, what Lar upin at? The chinchompa said to the Hunter how do you like your traps? he said Shakin not stirred. GET THINKING =;
June 22, 200719 yr Those are pretty corny... I don't think you can make a joke about RuneScape without it being really corny. ~~Let The Dragon ride again, on the winds of time~~I've always felt as if I'm the only person who can understand the concept of sarcasm on the internet.
June 22, 200719 yr Two Rock Crabs were sitting in Relleka. One Rock Crab said, "Why do we keep getting attacked and come back? Why don't we just leave and be free?" The second Rock Crab responded "Wow! A talking crab!" =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> Yes, I know, I'm soooo original... Archaeology Supporter
June 22, 200719 yr get a rubber chicken and tell a noob to foloow u go into the lumby swamp, hit with chicken and say "ure in the wildy...ure about to lose all ure things!" they freak out and run away somewhere LOL invite? PM me :)
June 22, 200719 yr Author Those are pretty corny... I don't think you can make a joke about RuneScape without it being really corny. rs is corny ;)
June 22, 200719 yr Why did the 'noob' cross the road? Because he couldn't teleport... :-s ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it!
June 22, 200719 yr Haha, those jokes are great even if they are really corny. I'm not much good at coming up with these sort of jokes though.
June 22, 200719 yr Those are pretty corny... I don't think you can make a joke about RuneScape without it being really corny. rs is corny ;) I know. ;) ~~Let The Dragon ride again, on the winds of time~~I've always felt as if I'm the only person who can understand the concept of sarcasm on the internet.
June 22, 200719 yr I have a good joke. The combat triangle: Rangers > Meleers, Mages. :D Never trust anyone. You are always alone, and betrayal is inevitable.Nothing is safe from the jaws of the decompiler.
June 22, 200719 yr Why did the 'noob' cross the road? Because he couldn't teleport... :-s thats pretty funny :thumbsup:
June 22, 200719 yr This one definitely takes the cake. Guthix decides that he wants entertaining one morning, having spent years asleep. Being all-powerful, he teleports a melee warrior, a wizard and a ranger into a music room on his dimensional plane. From the next room he booms: "I want you to choose an instrument, come in to see me and then play me the best tune you know. If you please me then I will let you live. First, I will hear the warrior play". Afraid, the melee warrior looks down at the table and chooses one of three instruments: a harp. The other two wait for him in the music room until, five minutes later, he comes back. "Phew", he said, "I played some slap-harp with a tinge of jazz, and he really liked it". "Now I will hear you, wizard, with your chosen instrument". The wizard looks down, picks up some bongos and goes next door. Five minutes later, she too comes back, relief on her face. "I played a slowed-down version of the RuneScape theme with a few pyrotechnics. He couldn't get enough of it." "Ranger. I will hear you now". The ranger panics, grabs the remaining instrument and runs into the room. Three minutes later, a massive explosion shakes the door and smoke pours into the room. A pathetic scream rings out. A few seconds later Guthix himself wanders into the room. "Sorry, guys, I had to kill him. He was really bad and blamed it all on the triangle." Disclaimer: I don't want to hear any rants about that joke here, it's not the place. Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-I took the one less traveled by,And that has made all the difference.
June 22, 200719 yr This one definitely takes the cake. Guthix decides that he wants entertaining one morning, having spent years asleep. Being all-powerful, he teleports a melee warrior, a wizard and a ranger into a music room on his dimensional plane. From the next room he booms: "I want you to choose an instrument, come in to see me and then play me the best tune you know. If you please me then I will let you live. First, I will hear the warrior play". Afraid, the melee warrior looks down at the table and chooses one of three instruments: a harp. The other two wait for him in the music room until, five minutes later, he comes back. "Phew", he said, "I played some slap-harp with a tinge of jazz, and he really liked it". "Now I will hear you, wizard, with your chosen instrument". The wizard looks down, picks up some bongos and goes next door. Five minutes later, she too comes back, relief on her face. "I played a slowed-down version of the RuneScape theme with a few pyrotechnics. He couldn't get enough of it." "Ranger. I will hear you now". The ranger panics, grabs the remaining instrument and runs into the room. Three minutes later, a massive explosion shakes the door and smoke pours into the room. A pathetic scream rings out. A few seconds later Guthix himself wanders into the room. "Sorry, guys, I had to kill him. He was really bad and blamed it all on the triangle." Yeh I think it does. But some people didn't find it funny - But let's not go there :wink: ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it!
June 22, 200719 yr I saw this on someones signature before and thought it was really funny. How many runescapers does it take to screw in a light bulb? -5000, one to screw in the light bulb, and 4,999 to complain about how it was better before the change.
June 22, 200719 yr Yeh I think it does. But some people didn't find it funny - But let's not go there :wink: Yeah, I was hoping not to start that over again. :-$ Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-I took the one less traveled by,And that has made all the difference.
June 22, 200719 yr This one definitely takes the cake. [hide=Joke] Guthix decides that he wants entertaining one morning, having spent years asleep. Being all-powerful, he teleports a melee warrior, a wizard and a ranger into a music room on his dimensional plane. From the next room he booms: "I want you to choose an instrument, come in to see me and then play me the best tune you know. If you please me then I will let you live. First, I will hear the warrior play". Afraid, the melee warrior looks down at the table and chooses one of three instruments: a harp. The other two wait for him in the music room until, five minutes later, he comes back. "Phew", he said, "I played some slap-harp with a tinge of jazz, and he really liked it". "Now I will hear you, wizard, with your chosen instrument". The wizard looks down, picks up some bongos and goes next door. Five minutes later, she too comes back, relief on her face. "I played a slowed-down version of the RuneScape theme with a few pyrotechnics. He couldn't get enough of it." "Ranger. I will hear you now". The ranger panics, grabs the remaining instrument and runs into the room. Three minutes later, a massive explosion shakes the door and smoke pours into the room. A pathetic scream rings out. A few seconds later Guthix himself wanders into the room. "Sorry, guys, I had to kill him. He was really bad and blamed it all on the triangle." [/hide] That one is very funny.
June 22, 200719 yr This one definitely takes the cake. Guthix decides that he wants entertaining one morning, having spent years asleep. Being all-powerful, he teleports a melee warrior, a wizard and a ranger into a music room on his dimensional plane. From the next room he booms: "I want you to choose an instrument, come in to see me and then play me the best tune you know. If you please me then I will let you live. First, I will hear the warrior play". Afraid, the melee warrior looks down at the table and chooses one of three instruments: a harp. The other two wait for him in the music room until, five minutes later, he comes back. "Phew", he said, "I played some slap-harp with a tinge of jazz, and he really liked it". "Now I will hear you, wizard, with your chosen instrument". The wizard looks down, picks up some bongos and goes next door. Five minutes later, she too comes back, relief on her face. "I played a slowed-down version of the RuneScape theme with a few pyrotechnics. He couldn't get enough of it." "Ranger. I will hear you now". The ranger panics, grabs the remaining instrument and runs into the room. Three minutes later, a massive explosion shakes the door and smoke pours into the room. A pathetic scream rings out. A few seconds later Guthix himself wanders into the room. "Sorry, guys, I had to kill him. He was really bad and blamed it all on the triangle." brotha thats cold LOL invite? PM me :)
June 22, 200719 yr I saw this on someones signature before and thought it was really funny. How many runescapers does it take to screw in a light bulb? -5000, one to screw in the light buld, and 4,999 to complain about how it was better before the change.I like that one. Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, your commodity drops in value. [url=http://www.imagehosting.com][img]http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i773526_stingtag.gif[/img][/url] [quote name="Capone_Sabre"]People in the wilderness will [b]always[/b] insult you no matter what you do. Just ignore it and kill them.[/quote]
June 22, 200719 yr I saw this on someones signature before and thought it was really funny. How many runescapers does it take to screw in a light bulb? -5000, one to screw in the light buld, and 4,999 to complain about how it was better before the change. I've heard that before. What makes that one so funny, is that it actually is the truth. ~~Let The Dragon ride again, on the winds of time~~I've always felt as if I'm the only person who can understand the concept of sarcasm on the internet.
June 22, 200719 yr thats like saying there was 5 noobs fighting over a piece of armor so they put it on and one said it looked better on him so they all complained it looked better on them then the next day the noob sells the armor
June 22, 200719 yr I saw this on someones signature before and thought it was really funny. How many runescapers does it take to screw in a light bulb? -5000, one to screw in the light bulb, and 4,999 to complain about how it was better before the change. LOL!
June 22, 200719 yr Just moving this to General for some F2P input. :) Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-I took the one less traveled by,And that has made all the difference.
June 22, 200719 yr This one definitely takes the cake. [hide=Joke] Guthix decides that he wants entertaining one morning, having spent years asleep. Being all-powerful, he teleports a melee warrior, a wizard and a ranger into a music room on his dimensional plane. From the next room he booms: "I want you to choose an instrument, come in to see me and then play me the best tune you know. If you please me then I will let you live. First, I will hear the warrior play". Afraid, the melee warrior looks down at the table and chooses one of three instruments: a harp. The other two wait for him in the music room until, five minutes later, he comes back. "Phew", he said, "I played some slap-harp with a tinge of jazz, and he really liked it". "Now I will hear you, wizard, with your chosen instrument". The wizard looks down, picks up some bongos and goes next door. Five minutes later, she too comes back, relief on her face. "I played a slowed-down version of the RuneScape theme with a few pyrotechnics. He couldn't get enough of it." "Ranger. I will hear you now". The ranger panics, grabs the remaining instrument and runs into the room. Three minutes later, a massive explosion shakes the door and smoke pours into the room. A pathetic scream rings out. A few seconds later Guthix himself wanders into the room. "Sorry, guys, I had to kill him. He was really bad and blamed it all on the triangle." [/hide] Hahaha very funny. I saw this on someones signature before and thought it was really funny. How many runescapers does it take to screw in a light bulb? -5000, one to screw in the light bulb, and 4,999 to complain about how it was better before the change. Heh funny, but oh so true. Sorry, I can't think of any jokes atm. :? Thanks Jason321 for the sig!^ Proud to have served the Tip.it Crew Drops: 2x D Chain, 1x D Legs, 2x D Left Half, 1x D spear, 2x D med (monsters), 5x D Med (Barrows), 4x D Axe, 2x Zerker, Abyssal whip x1, 7x D BootsBarrows items: 55 (not counting the meds)
June 22, 200719 yr Great jokes everybody. I'm sad that I can't add something tough :(. Add me if you so wish: SwreeTak
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