I know there are lots of threads like this already, but i just had something i thought very funny happen to me on rs, and decided to make a thread out of it.

 

 

 

I was standing in fally bank fletching with my friend, i got bored and got out my cat and fally tele runes, and decided i'd play a joke. So i told her to tell me if this looked real or not, then i wrote "no... what? nooooooooooooo" like as if i were getting evil bob, then i drop my cat, say the line and try to tele away, and get prison pete, then when i got in there, she goes, "yep, looked pretty real to me", and i just died laughing. You all have fun :)

This happened to me today. I was buying 40k chaos to go kill some metal drags, and a guy pmed me saying he had 30k to sell. I'd posted on the RSOF that I was buying 120 ea, but he said he was selling 105 ea, which I thought was a bit weird. Then a bit later in the convorsation, we agreed to a deal, then he said "Do you know where the chaos altar is?" At that moment I knew he was luring and simply replied back with "lol, you really think I'm that stupid?". Then around 10 seconds later he replied with "reported for trying to lure me" then he logged off.....

Some looter was following me and I said, "Oh, great.. Another looter. I bet you 10k he will follow us through the whole PKTrip!"

 

 

 

Then, we went by the greaters and the looter died.

It was Runecrafting season, and I was constantly going back and forth between Falador banks and the rune altars.

 

While in the west bank, I was swapping what I had already RCed for some rune ess, when a player started saying "Buying rune 2h sword for 80k!"

 

I merchant rune 2h swords, as they sell for really high prices and it's very easy to find a buyer when you're looking for them.

 

So I traded him and put up the rune 2h sword and he put up the 80k, but he quickly switched it to 8k, hoping I wouldn't notice but I did, so I declined the trade. He reported me for not allowing him to scam me.

These are good keep posting your funny stories, much thanks to the ppl who have posted so far. :)

Well i won't consider it a funny story but i though it was funny for a while...

 

 

 

me and 4 friends are pking with some other people making a total of 6 people. this level 60 comes out of nowhere cast 1 fire strike and run because he saw the group...he had rune chain and run legs i got the kill and the level 80 comes up and says "gimme some of the drop" i told my friends private chat on friends and i logged.

I was in Dharoks tome and there was a looter and i was like ok bud keep your prayer on because i was showing my bud how to barrows. He didn't watch his prayer and got hit with 2 37's and died right away. Then the looter clicked the dharoks tome instead of pile and got 3 hit k.0ed. I picked up 3k nats and 3k yew longs XD. Along with giving my friend stuff back.

 

 

 

He later pmed me and begged for it back -.- I gave him 1.5K nats and 1.5K yew longs back and kept 1.5K because he was a looting noob.

This didn't happen to me, but my friend told me about it. While he was in Isafdar, somebody came by on a quest. He was low on health, and poisoned, so he killed some rabbits, chopped down a tree, lit a fire...walked one space west...and fell into a leaf trap. He apparently died down there, because according to my friend, he never came back out.

This didn't happen to me, but my friend told me about it. While he was in Isafdar, somebody came by on a quest. He was low on health, and poisoned, so he killed some rabbits, chopped down a tree, lit a fire...walked one space west...and fell into a leaf trap. He apparently died down there, because according to my friend, he never came back out.

 

/\ roflmao :D :D

 

 

 

hearing that my friend got banned for macroing and accountsharing, oh it feels good when justice is done, kay hes my friend but i hate accountsharers... i mainly laughed cause he kept going all the time of how good he was, while he just botted and accountshared lol...

i used a seercull

back when Pest Control just came out, i went to see what it looked like, someone said

 

 

 

Zezima is online!

 

 

 

i said: Whos Zezima?

 

 

 

:oops: :oops:

i used a seercull

 

 

 

i was using a seercull in cwars, used the special on an ancient, hit an 8, and all of a sudden she started hitting with her staff. Then she got piled on and killed. Apparently i knocked her amgic far enough to stop using the spell. I laughed for a good 5 min on that one

There was an online couple I befriended and tried to talk the girl out of meeting the guy (she was 34 he was 16). She told him and he got mad at me and they blocked me. A week later the girl pms me again telling me that the guy had taken all of her stuff and her 112 account when she gave him the passwords. I felt bad for her, but it was oh so hilarious.

 

 

 

A second thing just happened today, an Abyss pker almost got me. Then before going to the Abyss again, I brought a ddp++ and kicked the crap out of him. He then ran and I told him to kill the rc pkers or I would kill him. When going back to the Abyss I saw him attempt to do my bidding and get killed. :XD:

This one time when i was a newb, i went upstairs in the house across from the rune shop.

 

There was a girl and a guy up there, and the girl was doing the bow emote, and the guy was doing the dance emote.

 

And right when i went up the ladder the girl say faster faster.

 

Then i was like wtf and they started swearing at me and flaming me :-X

This one time when i was a newb, i went upstairs in the house across from the rune shop.

 

There was a girl and a guy up there, and the girl was doing the bow emote, and the guy was doing the dance emote.

 

And right when i went up the ladder the girl say faster faster.

 

Then i was like wtf and they started swearing at me and flaming me :-X

 

 

 

Loool. There's been loads that i can't remember. But the most recent one was when i was PK'ing, this guy was being an idiot calling me a noob and stuff while we fought. Then when i red barred him i said "Bye" but he didnt die and kept eating and laughed at me. Then he ran out of food and i chased him out, he hopped across ditch and said "Rofl nub", got hit 6 poison and died!! :XD:

^ Pwned.

 

 

 

I guess Full Gold mystic makes me look rich.. anyhow, I was walking towards the p ess mines, when all of the sudden this female character, full cwars armor no helm, starts following me. She says, "Hi", Im like, "Hi?". Then a few seconds later she asked if i can be her bf. Guess what i did? I walked through the gates into al kharid. While i was doing that, i said "Nope". Ownzored?

This one time when i was a newb, i went upstairs in the house across from the rune shop.

 

There was a girl and a guy up there, and the girl was doing the bow emote, and the guy was doing the dance emote.

 

And right when i went up the ladder the girl say faster faster.

 

Then i was like wtf and they started swearing at me and flaming me :-X

 

 

 

Loool. There's been loads that i can't remember. But the most recent one was when i was PK'ing, this guy was being an idiot calling me a noob and stuff while we fought. Then when i red barred him i said "Bye" but he didnt die and kept eating and laughed at me. Then he ran out of food and i chased him out, he hopped across ditch and said "Rofl nub", got hit 6 poison and died!! :XD:

 

 

 

HAH! that one made me laugh for a good 5-10 minutes and I didnt even see it happen, just the image of it in my mind. :XD:

My funny moment is also the reason why I'm scavenging for money lately.

 

Here it goes:

 

 

 

I had a level 3 cordinate clue and it led my to lletya, so I got to port tyras using the charter ships.

 

 

 

because this was a cordinate clue I had my whip, dds, d hally (just got, so I wanted to try it out), helm of neitiznot, glory, rune boots, dragon gloves, guthan's plate, and verac's skirt.

 

 

 

I had some weak food, but I didn't think I'd be oblivious enough to have to use it all.

 

 

 

I ended up going the wrong way a few times and failing a few to many traps, the route I had to take anyways led me through basically all of them anyways.

 

 

 

So there I was, no traps around me, at 19 health and regenerating health prayer on. I decide to move on, and click ahead of me.

 

 

 

OH NOES! Tripwire! *foolishly clicks frantically behind myself*

 

 

 

I ended up going across that tripwire a few to many times, and died. I kept my guthans plate, veracs skirt, and d hally.

I can't think of one at the moment though, although I find it funny looking back into my noob days, quitting because I got "stuck" in al kahrid :XD:

i used to know an rs couple, and the guy was talking to me about how he was going to get her those red treasure trail robes. they hadn't been together long and these had just recently been released and were a tad pricy for him, so i advised him against it and offered to help anyways. we get her the skirt and she takes it and then acts like she doesn't know us. Just then a level 110 in full rune (g) comes over and starts talking to her. i turned to my friend and pmed him "you got ownted?" and he just stood there and did the nod emote.

When the sandwich lady killed me.