Secret projects/missions, obviously enough.

The article said all that equals $8,000 for every person in America. :shock:

 

 

 

This is one of the reasons the founders believed in limited government. What's the point of taxing the living daylights of everybody when it's not going to good use?

 

 

 

Rediculous...

Any news on if they "found" it yet, now that 6 years have passed and Rumsfield has resigned?

Any news on if they "found" it yet, now that 6 years have passed and Rumsfield has resigned?

 

 

 

They're never going to find it. It's gone down the sinkhole of corruption.

I just find it amusing that 2 trillion dollars can disappear and the country doesn't even care. Reminds me an old Jack Ryan saying "a few hundred billion here, a few trillion there, and pretty soon you're talking about some real money" :wink:

I just find it amusing that 2 trillion dollars can disappear and the country doesn't even care.

 

 

 

Yeah, they're too busy watching the Gladiator match while Rome burns to the ground. :XD:

 

 

 

EDIT: I feel so bad, i'm making fun of the death of the republic. :(

Jack Bauer stole it.

"Mr. President we can not find 2.3 trillion dollars, but the remote did turn up under the couch!"

 

 

 

"AWESOME I CAN WATCH HOGAN KNOWS BEST!"

I thought there was only like 4Trillion in the whole world :-k

 

 

 

My god I so want to move to canada I hope it's nice, is it?

 

 

 

Ya, come on over. We got plenty of room, plus snow and beavers. Umm you have to go up north though, no more room along the border.

 

 

 

OMG BEAVERS! Before I move to England I have to take one as a pet and call him Boris, lol.

 

 

 

On-Topic: Its kind of hard to just lose 2.3trillon dollars, I smell scandal.

 

 

 

O United States of America you lose so much money

 

But when you come to face Judgement, They won't give you any honey.

 

 

 

Why is this you ask of me?

 

Because you go and lose a billon times 2.3[instead of using it for charity :shame: ]

 

 

 

You say it is not your fault and you didn't "disappear" it yourself mr. pentagon guy?

 

Well now, what are you going to use that 2.3trillon to buy?

 

 

 

Tell you what, I can't find your 2.3,

 

but if I lend $5 to thee

 

You must hand over one awesome pet,

 

You guessed it, a beaver you bet :D

Meh, I bet the Nationa Clandestine Services needed some terrorists blown up.

 

It's not like the US hasn't lost cash before, but 2 Trillion is seriously idiotic. Then again, I doubt they "lost" it.

 

My guesses:

 

1)Roswell military forces occupied some alien country and now are having a hard time withdrawing.

 

2)The President is going to Disneyland.

 

3)They lost it. Idiots.

Meh, I bet the Nationa Clandestine Services needed some terrorists blown up.

 

It's not like the US hasn't lost cash before, but 2 Trillion is seriously idiotic. Then again, I doubt they "lost" it.

 

My guesses:

 

1)Roswell military forces occupied some alien country and now are having a hard time withdrawing.

 

2)The President is going to Disneyland.

 

3)They lost it. Idiots.

 

4) Mr. Bush finally finished his Dora The Explorer, Pokemon, Dinsey, and Toy Story collections!

 

 

 

5) Israel's attacking Iran. O_o

Meh, I bet the Nationa Clandestine Services needed some terrorists blown up.

 

It's not like the US hasn't lost cash before, but 2 Trillion is seriously idiotic. Then again, I doubt they "lost" it.

 

My guesses:

 

1)Roswell military forces occupied some alien country and now are having a hard time withdrawing.

 

2)The President is going to Disneyland.

 

3)They lost it. Idiots.

 

4) Mr. Bush finally finished his Dora The Explorer, Pokemon, Dinsey, and Toy Story collections!

 

 

 

5) Israel's attacking Iran. O_o

 

 

 

6) It went to fund a whole host of things that hardly anybody has any idea of or what they could possibly be :shock:

It was probably channeled into black programs. Every year there is a few billion that is spent, but no one ever knows what its spent on.

I lost 2.3 trillion dollars once. Luckily, I found it in the grocery store I had gone to.

 

 

 

I bet George Bush spent about 2.3 trillion minutes on one of those sex talk phone numbers paying a buck a minute. Wow, that industry is gonna boost majorly.

I'm gettting the impression that the money is not "lost" but that it's not showing up because it was spent on top secret thingamy-jigs. You cant just lose 2 trillion dollars, someone in the pentagon knows exactly how that money was spent and it proboly wouldnt do if other countries knew as well. The government dose spend money that they don't tell us about. Hopefully they managed to invent something cool though like phasers :thumbsup:

I had a sudden vision of a massive entity shaped like a five-sided geometric figure dropping a huge fat wallet in the toilet.

 

 

 

I just had a vision of some lucky [bleep] running out of the pentagon with a MASSIVE suitcase of cash. This is the sort of thing that would only happen in America, and after spurs being typical idiots its put me in a good mood.

 

 

 

Don't worry, guys. They were probably counterfeit anyway.

 

 

 

They're just using it for increasing military power so America can take over the world with George W. Bush as the Supreme Ruler.

 

 

 

EDIT: I was just kidding. They're just going to use the $2.3 trillion to bribe al-Qaida into "playing nice."

Errm, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas?

 

 

 

Looks like someone needs to keep track of their spending better.

If we as in the USA lost that much money why wasn't this on CNN or some big news network.

Okay then.... :shock:

 

 

 

I just can't believe that..too big of an amount of money

Probably clicked "Order" too many times when buying all their missiles or something. :wall:

Probably clicked "Order" too many times when buying all their missiles or something. :wall:

 

 

 

Enter amount of missles you would like to order ($5,000,000 each)

 

999999999999999999999999999999

 

 

 

"oh, no! the button is stuck down and i can't get it too stop" - Bush

 

"how....(sarcastic) terrible.." - Rumsfeld

Where's Monty Burns and his trillion dollar bill when you need him?

I'm gettting the impression that the money is not "lost" but that it's not showing up because it was spent on top secret thingamy-jigs. You cant just lose 2 trillion dollars, someone in the pentagon knows exactly how that money was spent and it proboly wouldnt do if other countries knew as well. The government dose spend money that they don't tell us about. Hopefully they managed to invent something cool though like phasers :thumbsup:

 

 

 

Yeah, we'll get some undercover member of the media breaking into Bushes house and seeing him sunbathing on a weapon of mass destruction in his garden.

If you paid 20 dollars short on your taxes, they would go to the ends of the earth to track you down and squeeze the dollars out of your throat. They lost millions, and merely write it off while one of their men struggle with whats right and keeping his job. hope he doesnt get fired...