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I once had one of these in my room:

 

 

 

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I wet my panties.

 

 

 

There was one of them in my bedroom about 10 "" 8 Cm so far larger then the picture i refused to go to bed so my dad just picked up a hat chased it across the ceiling like .. not chasing fritening it and then it fell.

 

 

 

My dad pounced on it picked it up in the hat while Mr spider was putting its hairy legs on my dads fingers he threw it out the window.

 

 

 

*cries*

 

*hides in corner*

 

*goes three days sleepless*

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I was about to go to bed last night when I see a spider in my room. Nowhere else would it bother me much, but in my bedroom, where I will soon me sleeping, I had to get rid of it. So i crushed it with my shoe. It was a small spider, but one being in my room tickles the "ew, get it out of here" gland.

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Wow, a snake. and a non-poisonous, non-dangerous snake at that. Yes, gives me the jibbles, too :roll:

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Wow, a snake. and a non-poisonous, non-dangerous snake at that. Yes, gives me the jibbles, too :roll:

 

 

 

If you think that then why would a small black spider scare anyone at all?

 

 

 

I'm kinda tired of all these people deathly afraid of spiders. What I did was act like I had a heart for them, then I couldn't kill them. It worked :P

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Loft bed. Ceiling fan 4 inches from face. Large, red, hairy spider 4 inches from my face. 5:30 am EST. Large, red, hairy spider 2+ inches across crawling toward me...

 

 

 

 

 

Let's just say:

 

Silly string+Orange Clean+Oven cleaner(The kind that'll give you a nasty burn)+Creepy spider=Dead spider. I see em, I kill em.

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There's a bunch of spiders that live by the front door of my house. They keep the flies in order. And it's cool to watch them tie them up and eat them.

 

 

 

 

 

Spiders are cool, as long as I don't find them in my house. Then they meet Mr. Tissue and his friend the swirling waterpool of death. O:)

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Wow, a snake. and a non-poisonous, non-dangerous snake at that. Yes, gives me the jibbles, too :roll:

 

 

 

So you think a snake as big as that has no defense mechanisms whatsoever?

 

 

 

And when did Trip say anything about it giving him/her the 'jibbles'?

 

 

 

Non dangerous my [wagon].

 

 

 

:roll:

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