klankaos Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Oh my freakin god......................... that sucker would have been a vaccuum cleaner job definitely. Or at least the heaviest book I own to its head! That sucker woulda been a vacuum job... for my dad. I'd also have gone to university three years early, if I lived in a house with that thing in it. I couldn't stand it =D Being immature is a part of being mature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IGoddessI Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 On second thought that son of a .... has some pretty long legs and I'm sure it can jump pretty far.... The flame thrower made me chuckle but then I thought of this huge [wagon] spider, on fire, jumping towards me. The thought of that, scared the crap out of me more than the spider originally did. The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klankaos Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 On second thought that son of a .... has some pretty long legs and I'm sure it can jump pretty far.... The flame thrower made me chuckle but then I thought of this huge [wagon] spider, on fire, jumping towards me. The thought of that, scared the crap out of me more than the spider originally did. Thanks a bundle, here comes another sleepless night for me. Actually, I was'nt getting much sleep anyways - just read through Misfile (all 809 pages of it). It's amazing. (I realize I went a little off-topic there, but whatever.) Being immature is a part of being mature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkforaster Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Why on earth is everyone so afraid of spiders these days? Sure, there creepy and rather ugly, but all in all. Nothing particularly scary. i'll just get my good ol' fly squatter and crush it. Nothing big. all they do is give me the occasional jump. then after the surprise of seeing one there, I'm ok and just kill it simple eh? Boy it's the same with wasps. Why can't everyone realise is that they won't do anything to you without a reason? If you make them feel threatened they will attack you. So doing nothing threatening will save you. Gah i'm so sick of people so terrified by spiders and insects. Lumbridge and it's past. Read here to find out about it.if you have time to waste then click hereTake the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klankaos Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 It's a phobia, which is by definition an irrational fear. Being immature is a part of being mature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iv_Green_vI Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Wow, after reading all of that a searching a few things up on Google. I can't stop itching and fidgeting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmyk Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 I'm not scared of spiders but then again, they aren't too big over here in England. I'm pretty sure if I came face to face with one of those big ones down under i'd react like this "What the.....*stares at spider*....****!!!". Proud Retired Council of The GladiatiorzClick here for our website - 110+ F2P Combat Requirements Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megakiller32 Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 I'm not scared of spiders but then again, they aren't too big over here in England. I'm pretty sure if I came face to face with one of those big ones down under i'd react like this "What the.....*stares at spider*....****!!!". You've never come across a garden spider? Once, my cat did a funny poo, and my house was invaded by slugs. I found this GIANT leopard slug, clawing its way up my door, i screeched, chucked it outside, to find the slugs slowly invading. I made a wall of salt, the slug endured a few casualties. Quit Runescape 30th May 2006.Thanks to Hawkxs for my signature :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 I absolutely HATE spiders! :evil: [Thing (not a spider IMO)] Bwahaha! :twisted: *Dies of death* [EDIT] Did some research, and that camel spider is not a spider. The only similarity is the fact that they have eight legs. However, they do not have venom glands. They use vibrations to chase bugs, but they can numb human parts and eat up to make a hole the size of a baseball. There's a picture out there of a really, really, really nasty bite, but it's very graphic (the bite is the width of dude's leg... he's an adult) and I'd rather not share it. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClareJonsson Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 I had a huge spider in my living room one day, and there was nobody around to get rid of it. So I did the only thing I could, I grabbed a can of wasp spray, and sprayed the darned thing until is was just a curled up white thing. Then I hoovered it up. Now I felt pretty good that I had managed to get rid of it on my own, until I talked to a friend of mine who is a doctor of biology. He told me that I had better empty the bag soon or I would be seeing it again, this is how he explained it: Pesticides such as fly spray work because flies do not have a blood stream like we do, they have little holes that connect from the outside of their bodies directly to the internal organs, this is how they get oxygen etc. so a small amount of fly spray in the air will kill em dead. Spiders on the other hand have a mechanism against things like this, they can shut down and go into suspended animation for up to 5 years, so me spraying it with that stuff hadn't hurt it one bit. It was still alive in my hoover bag waiting to reanimate. This freaks me out even more. And seeing the pics you lot posted is gonna give me knightmares. Thanks a bunch guys :mrgreen: Nighty Night. [Assist-X] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IGoddessI Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Hahaha awesome facts Clare! Like I said in another spider thread, the damn sprays don't work!! Gah i'm so sick of people so terrified by spiders and insects. Oh get over it, come to my house in Aussie and be my personal spider killer then :D The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFirenze Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Yuck, reminds me of a few weeks ago. I woke up during the night and wanted a drink, so i grabbed a glass and poured some water out of the water cooler. As i was drinking it i felt something tickling my top lip, so i turned the light on. There was a freaking spider IN my water. I almost drank it. I dont know how a live spider got into my glass/water cooler but it freaked the hell out of me, i had to check EVERYTHING i drank for spiders for about 2 weeks. Lvl 80 construction. Dragon Drops: 11 (4 Chains, 2 Axes, 1 Med, 2 Skirts, 1 Legs, 1 2h) God Wars Drops: 4 Zamorakian Spears, 1 Godsword Shard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Think if you were over in Iraq with these bad boys sneaking in your tent.... [hide][/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolHead22 Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 this guy was in my room last week, so scary had to take a pic Whoa, that's gotta be one of the biggest huntsman I've ever seen. Lucky that they're pretty docile... My Blog of random goals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Think if you were over in Iraq with these bad boys sneaking in your tent.... [hide][/hide] They're not spiders either. That's another type of camel spider. Spidercamel, spidercamel, does whatever two spidercamels do... :shock: Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmyk Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Think if you were over in Iraq with these bad boys sneaking in your tent.... [hide][/hide] They're not spiders either. That's another type of camel spider. Spidercamel, spidercamel, does whatever two spidercamels do... :shock: I was talking to a guy who went to Iraq..he said one of those managed to bite a guy in the forehead and lay eggs there. They couldn't remove the baby spiders until they had hatched..ow! Proud Retired Council of The GladiatiorzClick here for our website - 110+ F2P Combat Requirements Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Think if you were over in Iraq with these bad boys sneaking in your tent.... [hide][/hide] They're not spiders either. That's another type of camel spider. Spidercamel, spidercamel, does whatever two spidercamels do... :shock: I was talking to a guy who went to Iraq..he said one of those managed to bite a guy in the forehead and lay eggs there. They couldn't remove the baby spiders until they had hatched..ow! Why couldn't they? How deep were the eggs laid in his head? Sounds like one of those stories how a lady got bitten on the cheek, and it had turned out to have eggs laid in it or something. Or the cactus one. sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tbfgraphx14 Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Think if you were over in Iraq with these bad boys sneaking in your tent.... [hide][/hide] They're not spiders either. That's another type of camel spider. Spidercamel, spidercamel, does whatever two spidercamels do... :shock: I was talking to a guy who went to Iraq..he said one of those managed to bite a guy in the forehead and lay eggs there. They couldn't remove the baby spiders until they had hatched..ow! Why couldn't they? How deep were the eggs laid in his head? Sounds like one of those stories how a lady got bitten on the cheek, and it had turned out to have eggs laid in it or something. Or the cactus one. No one has seen that story and pic on the old spider thread? They added this fake gross story about a guy getting bit by one. And btw that is two spiders together. Tbfgraphx14Happy to find I'm not the only one who eats glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Think if you were over in Iraq with these bad boys sneaking in your tent.... [hide][/hide] They're not spiders either. That's another type of camel spider. Spidercamel, spidercamel, does whatever two spidercamels do... :shock: I was talking to a guy who went to Iraq..he said one of those managed to bite a guy in the forehead and lay eggs there. They couldn't remove the baby spiders until they had hatched..ow! Why couldn't they? How deep were the eggs laid in his head? Sounds like one of those stories how a lady got bitten on the cheek, and it had turned out to have eggs laid in it or something. Or the cactus one. No one has seen that story and pic on the old spider thread? They added this fake gross story about a guy getting bit by one. And btw that is two spiders together. There was another spider thread? I'll probably have a look at it when I have some time to kill. And if anyone didn't know that that was two spiders, learn to count... sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tbfgraphx14 Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Here is the old thread, go to page 3 to hear the story :P Tbfgraphx14Happy to find I'm not the only one who eats glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrankstaHarvey Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 this guy was in my room last week, so scary had to take a pic omfg man, what did you do to get rid of it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trip Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 this guy was in my room last week, so scary had to take a pic omfg man, what did you do to get rid of it? i instantly grabbed my keys and left the house for 2 nights, got back and it wasnt there, havent seen it cince :ohnoes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrankstaHarvey Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Lmao, but now it might be somewhere else and creep onto your bed when your sleeping, I would have called the Animal Rescue team or something lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarfdude3 Posted October 18, 2007 Author Share Posted October 18, 2007 this guy was in my room last week, so scary had to take a pic omfg man, what did you do to get rid of it? i instantly grabbed my keys and left the house for 2 nights, got back and it wasnt there, havent seen it cince :ohnoes: wow I would be so freaked out cause it is probably still in the house somewhere and now you don't know where. I probably would have like thrown a spear at it or something. :ohnoes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samurai_lassie Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 I once had one of these in my room: I wet my panties. There was one of them in my bedroom about 10 "" 8 Cm so far larger then the picture i refused to go to bed so my dad just picked up a hat chased it across the ceiling like .. not chasing fritening it and then it fell. My dad pounced on it picked it up in the hat while Mr spider was putting its hairy legs on my dads fingers he threw it out the window. 563rd to 99 mining on 15/08/0799 Farming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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