IGoddessI Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 If you're really my friend you'll call the university professor/lecturer "mum" while asking a question irrelevant to the topic, loudly so every student in the room can hear :D If you're really my friend (this one applies to merc :lol: ) You'll do a sequel to Bubsa's thong dance. If you're really my friend, you will let me hook you up with a date. :XD: I like that one, I think people could come up with some really nasty blind dates. The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobradudes20 Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 If your really my friend..you'll give me one of those Christmas crackers your hoarding... Siggy and avatar by 4be2jue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelem_ryu Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 GROOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! idk... If you really are my friend, you'll eat this tasty vinegar, pepper, salt sandwich. If you really are my friend, you'll eat that cockroach. If you really are my friend, you'll let me slap your face, twice. If you really are my friend, you'll walk hand in hand with me across the mall. If your really are my friend, you'll wear a dress of my sister and hop/ dance trough the mall. (hm.. how about combining the last two? or even the last three.) If you really are my friend, you'll jump into the lake in well, .. winter is bad. it's frozen then =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IGoddessI Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 If you're really my friend you will drive through the city, windows down, sub woofer cranking with the spice girls playing. Then, driving up to a female driver singing "tell me what you want, what you really, really want". If you're really my friend you'll sing your job interview. If you're really my friend you will scratch a scratchie ticket in the middle of the mall then yell "OH MY *beep* GOD!" while thrusting the ticket up in the air. If you're really my friend you will slap some random on the arse and say "sorry I thought you were someone else". If you're really my friend you will ask the check out operator what isle her company keeps the viagra in. If you're really my friend you will purchase small sized condoms and ask the checkout operator, if she knows if they come in any smaller sizes. If you're really my friend you will scream "TOUCHHHHHHHH DOWNN!!" in the middle of the public library. If you're really my friend you will approach a stranger wearing your boxers on your head, introducing yourself as "pantsman 2000". If you're really my friend you will walk your dog around the neighbourhood wearing matching outfits. If you're really my friend you will enter star bucks (or any other cafe) and yell "we can't stop here, this is bat country" while running straight back out. If you're really my friend you will walk around the mall with 2 long mc donald french fries coming out the top of your mouth like a wulrus. If you're really my friend you will lick the recently used fly swatter. If you're really my friend you'll attempt to skate on the treadmill. If you're really my friend you'll drink my mystery milkshake. If you're really my friend you'll do the chicken dance in the middle of a busy beach in your speedos. The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted October 23, 2007 Author Share Posted October 23, 2007 If you're really my friend you will drive through the city, windows down, sub woofer cranking with the spice girls playing. Then, driving up to a female driver singing "tell me what you want, what you really, really want". If you're really my friend you'll sing your job interview. If you're really my friend you will scratch a scratchie ticket in the middle of the mall then yell "OH MY *beep* GOD!" while thrusting the ticket up in the air. If you're really my friend you will slap some random on the arse and say "sorry I thought you were someone else". If you're really my friend you will scream "TOUCHHHHHHHH DOWNN!!" in the middle of the public library. If you're really my friend you will approach a stranger wearing your boxers on your head, introducing yourself as "pantsman 2000". If you're really my friend you will walk your dog around the neighbourhood wearing matching outfits. If you're really my friend you will enter star bucks (or any other cafe) and yell "we can't stop here, this is bat country" while running straight back out. If you're really my friend you will walk around the mall with 2 long mc donald french fries coming out the top of your mouth like a wulrus. If you're really my friend you will lick the recently used fly swatter. If you're really my friend you'll attempt to skate on the treadmill. If you're really my friend you'll drink my mystery milkshake. If you're really my friend you'll do the chicken dance in the middle of a busy beach in your speedos. Those are gold!! (gold) This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmyk Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 If you're really my friend you will go get me a drink..NOW! Proud Retired Council of The GladiatiorzClick here for our website - 110+ F2P Combat Requirements Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercifull Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 If you're really my friend you will drive through the city, windows down, sub woofer cranking with the spice girls playing. Then, driving up to a female driver singing "tell me what you want, what you really, really want". I've done this in my car at Mcdonalds with all the chavs in their crappy little Novas blaring out Cartoon Heroes by Aqua louder than 50cent or whatever rubbish they listen to :P Mercifull <3 Suzi "We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmyk Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 If you're really my friend you will drive through the city, windows down, sub woofer cranking with the spice girls playing. Then, driving up to a female driver singing "tell me what you want, what you really, really want". I've done this in my car at Mcdonalds with all the chavs in their crappy little Novas blaring out Cartoon Heroes by Aqua louder than 50cent or whatever rubbish they listen to :P So you're admitting you have the Spice Girls? :-# EDIT: Forgive me :( Proud Retired Council of The GladiatiorzClick here for our website - 110+ F2P Combat Requirements Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IGoddessI Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 If you are really my friend then you will stop asking your ridiculous and unreasonable "If you are really my friend.." requests, because a good friend doesn't ask his buddy to "eat yellow snow" for his personal pleasure. I personally think it would be hilarious....... :-w As a general rule of thumb though I wouldn't dare anyone to do anything I would refuse to do (which isn't much) :lol: So better shovel down that yellow snow! :uhh: The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercifull Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 So you're admitting you have the Spice Girls? :-#Please read my post again. Mercifull <3 Suzi "We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cremator21 Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 If you are really my friend you will dress up as Goku from DragonballZ (with the hair) and walk down the road yelling Kamehameha every few steps with actions. If you are really my friend you will address and treat everyone you meet in a mall as "My faithful sidekick Robin" while wearing a Batman costume. If you are really my friend you will let me slap you across the face with this herring. If you are really my friend you will walk past an American military base with a long overcoat, fling open the coat and yell "death to America". Im FrotoWE HAVE TO TAKE THE RING TO MOODOOR!Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assassin_696 Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 No sexual acts. They tend to ruin, not galvanise, friendship ... If you're really my friend, you'll suck my big toe. How is that not sexual? :P If you're really my friend you'll tackle that big hairy looking second row for me. If you're really my friend you'll test whether or not that yoghurt is really past it's use by date or not. "Da mihi castitatem et continentam, sed noli modo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragen Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 If you're really my friend you'll tackle that big hairy looking second row for me. If you're really my friend you'll test whether or not that yoghurt is really past it's use by date or not. I do those two anyway :D Especially the yoghurt one, I can't stand seeing food wasted. Thanks Venomai for this super sig and Kwimbob for the awesome avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dacona Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 if you're really my friend you'll eat that 3 year old chocolate! well, actually it did taste nice, i wish i had more tbh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assassin_696 Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 If you're really my friend you'll tackle that big hairy looking second row for me. If you're really my friend you'll test whether or not that yoghurt is really past it's use by date or not. I do those two anyway :D Especially the yoghurt one, I can't stand seeing food wasted. Yeah but i've just got out of bed after 2-3 days of food poisoning after a tasty, but out of date Mr. Kipling's cherry pie. I'm never touching anything remotely out of date again. :| "Da mihi castitatem et continentam, sed noli modo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revenga Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 If your really my friend, you'll post a Youtube video of you dancing in nothing but a thong singing a rewritten version of Power of Love. 8-) |Msg me me in-game | IrreIephant| ^ capital i Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted October 23, 2007 Author Share Posted October 23, 2007 No sexual acts. They tend to ruin, not galvanise, friendship ... If you're really my friend, you'll suck my big toe. How is that not sexual? :P If you're really my friend you'll tackle that big hairy looking second row for me. If you're really my friend you'll test whether or not that yoghurt is really past it's use by date or not. Only for those with a foot fetish mate :P Good tests too as well :) This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 If you're really my friend you'll talk to everybody you meet in the style of Shakespeare \ Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IGoddessI Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 How is that not sexual? Somebody has a toe fetish :wink: The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadril Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 lol @ [special Interest] filter. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real ET Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 If you're really my friend you'll go on condom runs with me and we'll act like a gay couple. That one is guys only, but one I happen to have fun doing from time to time. Cowards can't block Warriors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powman3 Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 If you're really my friend you'll pop one of my zits. Best one I could think of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomy Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 If you're really my friend you'll make fun me on my birthday by getting everyone to sing "happy birthday" in class...I hate it when people do that :oops: Doomy edit: I like sheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercifull Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 If you're really my friend you'll make fun me on my birthday by getting everyone to sing "happy birthday" in class...I hate it when people do that :oops:How is that supposed to be a test on your friend? *confused* Mercifull <3 Suzi "We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mixand Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 If your really my friend you will not do the mean things to me in this list. "If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen." - Samuel AdamsMy new site. [bETA] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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