Noob Busters

[dkw0101]

if theres somethin strange, in your neibor hood, who ya gonna call NOOB BUSTERS!!!!!

 

 

 

lol, ya tele seems to be popular, i feel bad for str pures.

[monty_chuck]

Dosen't get rid of them but it's always fun.

 

 

 

Theres a fly trap on karamja that attacks anyone whos standing adjacent to it. What you do is run so the follower gets hit, and any time he tries to follow you he gets attacked. You can probably do with haunted trees in draynor, but not sure as I haven't tested it out.

[Theoknight2]

run up ladder stairs. run down. up, down,up,downupdownupdownupdown.... RUN! rofl.

[bestsob]

I attempt to destroy their ego using language and sentences they can't report successfully. It's fun.

 

 

 

For example:

 

 

 

Fr33 st00f pl0>

 

 

 

"Why would I want to support the dregs of the RS community? Its enough that you're bothering me and messing with my kind nature, but, asking for free stuff? That's item scamming! ..."

 

 

 

And so on, I like doing that.

I do that also. I tell them they have to earn whatever they're begging for. I usually just ask them to define String Theory and what their thoughts on it.

[ddaanniiellh]

After months of scientific research and calculations, I have determined what attracts these vile denizens of RS.

 

 

 

Starting with the biggest attractor:

 

 

 

Skill Cape

 

Partyhat

 

High combat

 

Dragon stuff

 

White mystic

 

Masks (rares)

 

Santa

 

 

 

To get rid of these pests,

 

 

 

Use a teleportation spell

 

Use the door slam method

 

Run away to altar or someplace.

 

You could add def pures to that list :o...I made one on f2p, and now that it has rune...I get ppl following me every 5 mins or so either begging me for stuff or calling me noob, or asking me how in the world I'm wearing full rune...I even had one guy saying that I macroed my way to 40 def -.-.

 

~Ddaanniiellh

[Animaslayer]

when theres lotsa noob... in lumba-ridge who ya gonna calll..noob busters!!!

 

 

 

 

 

yes i am aware i spelt lumbridge wrong just so its sounds right in the song ^_^

[The Observer]

I don't run away from new players. I usually ask them kindly that I don't have much money right now. Or.. I give them some money (like 3k) if I'm close to the bank. The reason is, 99 Fishing would take even longer if I kept banking. :|

[Wouter828]

ignore, i (almost) never add them to my ignore list though. Quite funny how they keep nagging :lol:

[Animaslayer]

i like to see what comes out of their mouths when i ignore ^_^

[Chaos_Reborn]

"I just got scammed and need 20k"

 

 

 

"Me too!!"

 

 

 

Or just enter the champion's guild, they won't be able to enter it and normally leave quite soon after.

[FooK-A-Ji]

I think you are the noob, if you let another player test your patience on a computer game :roll:

 

And not the player so-called bothering you.

[Winner5555]

If I'm just on the streets, I just walk to wherever I'm going until they leave. However, if I'm at somewhere where I can't walk away, namely abby demons, that's where the fun begins.

 

 

 

Them: phr33 wh1p pl0x

 

Me: No sorry, whips are pretty rare.

 

Them: i just got hacked, i need money

 

Me: Fine, you know what? i'll make you a deal

 

Me: If you can kill an abyssal demon in the next 5 minutes

 

Me: I'll give you the next whip I get.

 

Them: but im only ___ slayer

 

Me: Better start training then :P

 

 

 

Then I just ignore anything else they say

[Dizzle229]

[Alex_Ewan_1]

I just tele away.

[Jordanweb]

[Reztral]

I have found that teleporting away and adding the person to the Ignore list are effective ways of ditching noobs

[BBC3]

i dont really notice them as im usually doing 5 things at once

[Kragg3802]

I usually give them items like rope, plank or needle if they ask for items, but when they beg for money, i give 'em 1gp.... it's sad - they accept it