Valen333 Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 ,.~., Emou Productions ,.~,. Presents Adopt a Bot! The Bot/Macroer Adoption Agency We've all seen them...Bots. They haunt Runescape everyday. But doesn't anyone have an affection for the little guys? Here at our Agency, we give you the chance to adopt your very own bot! How it works: Our Head quarters are in World 10. Look around a while, pick a bot you think would suit your family needs! Look at him, homeless, clothes/default, hair/default. Wouldn't you like to help him? Now you can! For 1000gp a week. We, at the agency, will do the following: 1) Supply you with papers. 2) Tell you all about your chosen bot, including: what kind of trees he chops, when he usually loggs in, and when he usually loggs out. Wheres his favorite spot, and wheres his favorite bank you ask? We'll let you know with detailed descriptions every Saturday! 3) Clothe your bot! Yes, thats right! We will buy him/her clothes, hats, boots, and anything else he needs! 4) Feed your bot! He/she will have a freshly killed, and cooked chicken every single day! 5) Give your bot a home! They will be invited to our RS homes any day of the week! All of this, for only 1000gp a week! You will be able to see your bot daily if you wish, as we will keep a close eye on his every behavior for you! Thank you for reading! Give a good thought, make a happy bot! Fine Print: If your bot were to logg out, and never return, it is not our problem. If you decide you hate your bot friend, you still must pay, find another bot, or cancel your subscription, as it is not our problem. If your bot is unhappy with the attention you give to it, you must pay 2000gp extra, as it is your bot we must make happy, and it is not our problem. This is a joke, if you didn't get that, it is not our problem. For Further information, PM: Valentineff7, or Pumpkin Yu19 Advertisement # 2 This is slappy Slappy is sad He is a bot He doesnt have a home He doesnt have any friends He doesnt have any hair He doesnt heve any food to eat He doesnt even have any shoes to wear We at the adopt a bot foundation try our best to make bots lives better. But we need your help to do it. Just 1000gp a week could give a bot better life and better shoes. contact Pumpkin yu19 on runescape for your free information packet. This packet will contain information about your bot, his eating habits, what type of wood he chops, what his favorite food is, along with a picture of your bot This is slappy again Slappy is happy He now has a home He now has friends He now has a hat He now has chickens to eat He now has shoes to wear So for the holiday seasons, please have pitty on our botty bretheren. Just 1000gp a week can make a bots day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roberthree Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 Sign me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kemikalkadet Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 Sure, I'll take 776884652357. I;ve sen him around, and... :XD: Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Adam Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 Does this belong in help & advice? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxer5543 Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 If I adopt one will I get its loggs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicmagicy Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 THese are only wc bots? Will you expand this to fishing bots? or dragon bots? or any other type of bot? If so, add Magicmagics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valen333 Posted November 12, 2007 Author Share Posted November 12, 2007 :lol: :lol: :lol: LOL insertmynamehere: We are 'helping' the homeless bots of RS :D boxer: Maybe if your bot likes you :D magicmagicy: We're starting out with just the WC, you see, fishing bots smell and our crew isn't quite ready for that :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 Hm, I could be the financial manager of the entire operation. You know, handling the money..the peoples pay me... :thumbsup: : Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicmagicy Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 Hmm, i take a naked woman wc bot. Me like to see a woman work out. If it can't be naked how about only shirt off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waf1le Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Heh lol this is awesome but a bot is too much a responsibility for me , free bump tho My lvl 90 and lvl 48, c1oud and waf1le, hacked, lost about 28 mil overall . A Man Died - 100% F2P -Skiller/Pure Ranger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunsosteel3 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 is this a joke? Barrows Drops: Karils-2 coifs, 1 top, 1 skirt, 1 xbow. Ahrims-1 staff. Torags-1 platebody, 1 legs, 1 helm. Dharoks-1 platebody, 1 helm. Dragon Drops: 1 Chain, 1 2-hander Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiny Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 lol, i like, just no more bots left...JaGex.... :uhh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilray88 Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 LOL =D> =D> =D> Good one..u had me trippin :thumbsup: 6 years of playing since February 27th 2002still a classic'er Wars aren't won by dying for your country, it is won by making the other sons of b*tches die for theirs.period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPkay143 Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 rofl, :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deiwei Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 don't use bots :notalk: :notalk: bots are bad for your health they can give u heart attacks don't use them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angry555 Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 that must have taken you a while to type all that for a joke *-P.K.Masters-* |5+ Years of Experience|F2P Events|Cmb: 95+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaiokenx4 Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 lmfao Forsaken Legends, the F2P/P2P everything clan that's been gaining power since 2008! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no_way2go Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 that must have taken you a while to type all that for a joke A joke? :shame: :| :shock: I am dead serious about helping those helpless bots: they have to work all day for a few gp a day! Slavery I tell you, slavery! :boohoo: FREE THE BOTS! FREE THE BOTS! :-w - Back to casual f2p scaping due to limited time (university and girlfriend ) - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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