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What if that was your dad.. and you posted it on tip it "without telling anyone" it was.

 

 

 

These are the responses you would get?

 

 

 

Idiot or not.. you guys are just plain cruel.

 

 

 

Could you imagine your dad appearing in the Darwin Awards? That would be cruel, but it doesn't (or at least shouldn't) ruin it for everyone else.

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Let this be a lesson to you men - Don't go delving into your girlfriend's flaps without her permission.

 

Bow chicka bow wow! \'

 

 

 

Anyway,s I think he died from exposure. Or a bug up his anus, causing him to jump and hit his head, causing hemorrhaging in his brain.

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Whoevers calls this guy stupid are idiots. He died. He lost his life and you're going to call him names. Just because he made a dumb mistake dosen't mean he dosen't mean anything to anyone. Imagine if your dad died this same way, and everyone kept calling him stupid. How would you feel?

 

 

 

 

 

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What if that was your dad.. and you posted it on tip it "without telling anyone" it was.

 

 

 

These are the responses you would get?

 

 

 

Idiot or not.. you guys are just plain cruel.

 

 

 

I didn't see that.. but I'm thinking the exact same as you.

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Whoevers calls this guy stupid are idiots. He died. He lost his life and you're going to call him names. Just because he made a dumb mistake dosen't mean he dosen't mean anything to anyone. Imagine if your dad died this same way, and everyone kept calling him stupid. How would you feel?

 

 

 

Yeah, now that I think of it, it's not even funny. No matter how dumb someone is, nobody wants to die (especially in such an embarrassing fashion) intentionally. [if they are not suicidal]

 

 

 

There's more to the story than meets the eye. He couldn't had suffocated or dehydrated there in a matter of minutes (or even hours). A metal shard could've hit his throat or something.

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BlueLancer, just live life and see the funny side. Perhaps if everyone did that there would be significantly less suicides in the first place. It was stupid (and funny because it was stupid) for him to try to get though a cat flap which he had absolutely no hope of getting though.

 

 

 

Besides, how do you explain the popularity of the Darwin Awards if death is never funny?

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Haha, a couple of years ago I got back from the city at night. Had a bit too much, lost my keys and I tried to get back in trough the cat flap. I survived though.

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Besides, how do you explain the popularity of the Darwin Awards if death is never funny?

 

 

 

It might be funny to an extent (and believe me, I'm not the biggest fan of stupidity.. Maddox is one of my favourite sites and he's the epitome of dumb-slayery)... But he's right, if it were your father who died in any possible way [wouldn't really matter now that he's dead], you probably wouldn't find it so funny.

 

 

 

But yeah, you can get a casual laugh out of it I figure. It is a pretty weird way of dying. -.-

 

 

 

I'm not one to judge you over the internet, but when you are old enough to have experienced the deaths of several people very close to you, such as your parents/grandparents/cousins/friends, you'll find it a bit less funny.

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Haha, a couple of years ago I got back from the city at night. Had a bit too much, lost my keys and I tried to get back in trough the cat flap. I survived though.

 

Really? You know, at first, i wasn;t, sure but now that you've told me :P

 

 

 

Does it really matter if it were someone's father? They might not find it funny, but it is. I don't see the point of the father analogy...

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I totally got the wrong idea from that title. This thread is so much less awesome now.

 

 

 

I feel you're pain man...

 

 

 

 

 

Grr I was gonna post about the darwin awards but it seems everyone beat me to it.

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