Pro: Fun to mess with.

Con: Deadly if provoked.

 

Acoustic guitars.

pro: they sound better, supposedly, than the electric guitars.

con: they're harder to play, aren't they?

 

Talking about somehting you know nothing about.

Pro: None.

Con: You will without a doubt get the information wrong.

 

The ability to vote who the president of your country is.

Cro: Choosing the right president.

Pon: Choosing the wrong president.

 

The ability to start your life over, however you want it.

Pros: Can erase the regrets.

Cons: Possible that you won't meet the people/be in the situations you are in now 'cause you've done things differently.

 

Speaking 5 different languages.

Pro: hilarious mixups

Con: people's reactions to your hilarious mixups.

 

star in the sky

Pro: Stars are arguably pretty.

Cons: As you know, stars are suns, and having one in the sky means its dangerously close to the Earth, at least enough to kill every human.

 

Drinking wine from other people's skulls.

Pro: if the brains are still there...

Con: if the person is dead.

 

kilts.

Pro: fun to make jokes about.

Con: fun to make jokes about...

 

:shock: <-- that

Pros: It's not a goatee.

Cons: It's staring into my soul regardless.

i shal asume you mean "nuthing"

 

pro: makes a good story for a movie.

con: it has no runescape :P

 

anti-confinement bomb.

Pro: big boom.

Con: big boom!

 

Bumping old threads :)

Pro: Sometimes you find a lost diamond.

Con: Sometimes they're uninteresting and no-longer relevant.

 

Banana bending.

Pros: It's probably easier to eat

Cons: It's all mushy and gross

 

Posting in this thread

Pros: It passes time.

Cons: Replies take ages.

 

Chocolate.

Pros: Tastes ok.

Cons: Gives me migraines.

 

Migraines.

Pros: Gives you an excuse to wear sunglasses

Cons: There are none

 

Sarcasm

Pro: Used often in daily life with few consequences typically, especially entertaining in situations where the sarcasm goes undetected.

Con: Occaisonally hard to detect, especially over Internet or text messaging.

 

Blue candy

Pros: It tastes like blue

Cons: It's not good for you and you'll get diabetes

 

Wax

Pros: It can make some great candles.

Cons: It can get stuck on your hands, and doesn't taste so good.

 

The ability to breath underwater.

Pros: You can [bleep]ing breathe underwater

Cons: You'll probably spend a lot of time breathing underwater and lose some friends because of it/Get taken for research

 

Arms

Pros: You'd look like an idiot with legs in their place.

Cons: Can't run as fast as we could with legs in their place.

 

Siblings.

Pro: can lend money

Con: SO. ANNOYING.

 

The "Last One to Post Wins!" thread

Pro: Can post whatever you want as long as it's in the rules.

Con: Too many posts to keep up with.

 

Youtube.

Pro: So much funny/helpful/insightful content, and a great insight to the human mind.

Con: It's impossible to ever see it all.

 

 

Dreaming.