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Yeah, I assume there will be a few torso zombies around, due to stupid people who don't have plans for a zombie apocalypse going "Whoop hey!" with a chainsaw.

 

There shouldn't be too many torso zombies around though.

 

 

 

You act as though it's common knowlage to have a zombie apocalypse plan :lol:

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Yeah, I assume there will be a few torso zombies around, due to stupid people who don't have plans for a zombie apocalypse going "Whoop hey!" with a chainsaw.

 

There shouldn't be too many torso zombies around though.

 

 

 

You act as though it's common knowlage to have a zombie apocalypse plan :lol:

 

It should be... <.<

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Would fertilizer bombs be of any use if a zombie horde gathered outside the gates?

 

Bombs would only be useful at blowing up stuff, such as a bridge. I would only use explosives for killing zombies if you could get it to explode above them and if as much shrapnel as possible was directed into their brains. Even then they would be better traded with idiots for guns/ammo. "Of course we will trade you these 2 (useless) stinger missiles for 100K bullets! Want our (also useless) C4 with a (non-working) detonator in exchange for some female companions?"

 

Well bombs would do some major damage to the zombies even if shrapnel was not directed to their brains.

 

Ever played Nazi Zombies in CoD:WaW? Well there are Crawlers in it, the most [bleep] annoying things ever. They crawl along the ground, they blend in the corpses and are a pain in the [wagon] to spot. They are, more often than not, what kills me in the game.

 

 

 

Think what they would be like in real life, they could be crawling just about anywhere, you may be walking through a creek and one, which was submerged, bites you as you could not see it. Bam, you've just become their best buddy while they eat your leg.

 

 

 

You're supposed to find the last zombie, throw a grenade at its feet and let it crawl while you do your thing (board up windows, gamble at the box). But I hate when my team takes too long without killing the crawler and the game resets itself.

 

yeah, we do that, but the [developmentally delayed] with the 'nades has to spam them and run off past me so when they come into the area they go after me. If I'm facing the other way then I'll always get downed as I won't see them as I turn around. :(

 

 

 

Maybe we should get some form of light armour for our forearms, hands, shins and feet. the forearm ones should be able to deflect a blade though. That way we can better defend ourselves against crawling zombies, raiders and against zombies biting our forearm. They wouldn't defend us 100% against them, but would give us a better defence.

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So, sort of like shinguards, but for arms as well as legs?

 

Throw in some shoulder armour and a helmet as well, and I think it could work well.

 

Just remembered they're called arm guards. Shoulder armour would be good, but it would probably only be used to stop you from being shot. Which is a great thing should we need to worry about raider. That was if they aim for your head and miss enough you will still be able to shoot. Although to stop a bullet it would be rather heavy, so it may not be useful for lugging around. In my opinion, a helmet would be perfect in the case that the wearer becomes infected, as it then stops them from biting people, but it couldn't be anything that could stop a bullet, or else that zombie could keep on going. A gas mask would probably be the headgear of choice. Never know what might be airborne that a zombie has set off.

 

 

 

Story time.

 

e.g. A toxic chemical that the zombie has swallowed, for reasons unknown, and is later released as a gas when the zombie's stomach explodes from eating. This gas is one that is fatal to humans in small doses and is heavier then air and so it stays low inside the room. Raiders later come in this room looking for more ammo as they are low and upon entering the room inhale the fumes, and are dead before leaving the building. We later come along with our gas masks and notice dead raiders with no sign of infection and take their ammo. In heaven the raiders yell hax as we avoid death's grasp. End of story time. :D

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So, sort of like shinguards, but for arms as well as legs?

 

Throw in some shoulder armour and a helmet as well, and I think it could work well.

 

Just remembered they're called arm guards. Shoulder armour would be good, but it would probably only be used to stop you from being shot. Which is a great thing should we need to worry about raider. That was if they aim for your head and miss enough you will still be able to shoot. Although to stop a bullet it would be rather heavy, so it may not be useful for lugging around. In my opinion, a helmet would be perfect in the case that the wearer becomes infected, as it then stops them from biting people, but it couldn't be anything that could stop a bullet, or else that zombie could keep on going. A gas mask would probably be the headgear of choice. Never know what might be airborne that a zombie has set off.

 

 

 

Story time.

 

e.g. A toxic chemical that the zombie has swallowed, for reasons unknown, and is later released as a gas when the zombie's stomach explodes from eating. This gas is one that is fatal to humans in small doses and is heavier then air and so it stays low inside the room. Raiders later come in this room looking for more ammo as they are low and upon entering the room inhale the fumes, and are dead before leaving the building. We later come along with our gas masks and notice dead raiders with no sign of infection and take their ammo. In heaven the raiders yell hax as we avoid death's grasp. End of story time. :D

 

Because if there is a heaven, raiders a.k.a. murderers and thieves would go there.

 

 

 

 

 

I was thinking about that too when I was making the Paint picture (was going to put them in hell) but then I thought, it's all for survival.

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So, sort of like shinguards, but for arms as well as legs?

 

Throw in some shoulder armour and a helmet as well, and I think it could work well.

 

Just remembered they're called arm guards. Shoulder armour would be good, but it would probably only be used to stop you from being shot. Which is a great thing should we need to worry about raider. That was if they aim for your head and miss enough you will still be able to shoot. Although to stop a bullet it would be rather heavy, so it may not be useful for lugging around. In my opinion, a helmet would be perfect in the case that the wearer becomes infected, as it then stops them from biting people, but it couldn't be anything that could stop a bullet, or else that zombie could keep on going. A gas mask would probably be the headgear of choice. Never know what might be airborne that a zombie has set off.

 

 

 

Story time.

 

e.g. A toxic chemical that the zombie has swallowed, for reasons unknown, and is later released as a gas when the zombie's stomach explodes from eating. This gas is one that is fatal to humans in small doses and is heavier then air and so it stays low inside the room. Raiders later come in this room looking for more ammo as they are low and upon entering the room inhale the fumes, and are dead before leaving the building. We later come along with our gas masks and notice dead raiders with no sign of infection and take their ammo. In heaven the raiders yell hax as we avoid death's grasp. End of story time. :D

 

Because if there is a heaven, raiders a.k.a. murderers and thieves would go there.

 

 

 

 

 

I was thinking about that too when I was making the Paint picture (was going to put them in hell) but then I thought, it's all for survival.

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Secondly, we are referring to any humans who aren't us as raiders. Trying to gather ammo isn't exactly an evil act.

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A gas mask would probably be the headgear of choice. Never know what might be airborne that a zombie has set off.

 

I will never take my off. Even when I first get there, I will arrive wearing the mask. You'll just see a guy wearing a gas mask walking up to the base, possibly with a rifle slung his shoulder. And that will be me.

 

 

 

Well, maybe to eat. Maybe.

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A gas mask would probably be the headgear of choice. Never know what might be airborne that a zombie has set off.

 

I will never take my off. Even when I first get there, I will arrive wearing the mask. You'll just see a guy wearing a gas mask walking up to the base, possibly with a rifle slung his shoulder. And that will be me.

 

 

 

Well, maybe to eat. Maybe.

 

I was thinking the same thing, and if for some reason you were killing a zombie, you wouldnt want to get its blood all over your face! :ohnoes:

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And so we can hear your guttural roar while dismembering burning zombies with a pair of dull scissors.

 

Well, you wouldn't have to hear much besides "mmmph". Except maybe "It's gonna explode!!!", but then I'd be running away flailing my arms and screaming it anyways, so that would be enough of a signal to run, I would think.

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Customised gas masks so we can tell each other apart!

 

I call the pyro one from tf2, or the combine style one :D

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Customised gas masks so we can tell each other apart!

 

I call the pyro one from tf2, or the combine style one :D

 

Good luck finding that one, man. I tried to find one for Halloween, I couldn't find one with both the side and front filters.

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Customised gas masks so we can tell each other apart!

 

I call the pyro one from tf2, or the combine style one :D

 

Good luck finding that one, man. I tried to find one for Halloween, I couldn't find one with both the side and front filters.

 

The combine one, or the pyro one?

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Customised gas masks so we can tell each other apart!

 

I call the pyro one from tf2, or the combine style one :D

 

Good luck finding that one, man. I tried to find one for Halloween, I couldn't find one with both the side and front filters.

 

The combine one, or the pyro one?

 

 

 

I want one thats just a generic white mask, with two red lines beneath the eyes going downwards.

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Customised gas masks so we can tell each other apart!

 

I call the pyro one from tf2, or the combine style one :D

 

Good luck finding that one, man. I tried to find one for Halloween, I couldn't find one with both the side and front filters.

 

The combine one, or the pyro one?

 

 

 

I want one thats just a generic white mask, with two red lines beneath the eyes going downwards.

 

Only thing thats bad about the ones with eye pieces is the vision restriction. I would stick with one with a large viewing window.

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