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Please stop mispelling 'Aspergers' and calling it 'Asbergers'

 

And with my sawn-off shotgun against someone unarmed I will win.

Full stop.

To be honest I ahd no diea how to spell it, so I just copied Mather. That's what I egt for not using google....

 

And a shotgun will lsoe against nearly anyother gun if the other person is a decent shot.

 

After all, the shotgun has a pathertic range. And is one, maybe two shots.

Sawn-off shotguns own, especially in GTA:SA if you've "hitmaned" them and have used "fullclip".

 

 

Ok, then. I get a rifle, you get a shotgun. We'll stand 100 yards apart. I guarantee I'll win, even if I miss a few times first. (The shotgun would only win if the rifle's wielder was a horrendous shot, and how many people own rifles and can't shoot them?)

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Please stop mispelling 'Aspergers' and calling it 'Asbergers'

 

And with my sawn-off shotgun against someone unarmed I will win.

Full stop.

To be honest I ahd no diea how to spell it, so I just copied Mather. That's what I egt for not using google....

 

And a shotgun will lsoe against nearly anyother gun if the other person is a decent shot.

 

After all, the shotgun has a pathertic range. And is one, maybe two shots.

Sawn-off shotguns own, especially in GTA:SA if you've "hitmaned" them and have used "fullclip".

 

 

Ok, then. I get a rifle, you get a shotgun. We'll stand 100 yards apart. I guarantee I'll win, even if I miss a few times first. (The shotgun would only win if the rifle's wielder was a horrendous shot, and how many people own rifles and can't shoot them?)

Who won would depend on which were faster to aim and if the shotgun had two bullets and not just one.

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In America, we hunt deer with military helicopters. :thumbsup:

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Well in America the best hope would be to go in a civilian army armed with military helicopters. :D

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Wrong person Doom.

 

I'm thinking of making a sort of multi-purpose tool out of a laser pen, lighter, screwdriver, flick-knife and some sort of explosive. I want a small multipurpose tool which I can use for a lot of things such as opening doors and cutting rope and seeing in the dark and all of that stuff.

Work begins when I get the items, I'll post pics, I promise.

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Wrong person Doom.

 

I'm thinking of making a sort of multi-purpose tool out of a laser pen, lighter, screwdriver, flick-knife and some sort of explosive. I want a small multipurpose tool which I can use for a lot of things such as opening doors and cutting rope and seeing in the dark and all of that stuff.

Work begins when I get the items, I'll post pics, I promise.

Whoops, that was my bad. I remember someone complaining about us all misspelling it earlier (Only saying it was spelled asbergers.), and I just glanced at your post and yeah, nevermind. Haha

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Uuuh, swiss army knife?

Goddamnit, you must be some kind of genius!

 

@Hex: You were the one saying it was spelt Asburgers syndrome. :wall:

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My handheld laser was one of the strongest you can get, it was a green one and was very expensive but it couldn't blind a bird after about a minute of firing it in its eye. But, I always seemed to find it better then a flashlight for the main reason that it could

1) point out an object

2) it would light up the room, albeit in a green light. But it was more powerful then a flashlight of the same size.

But yes, I will take a windy-up torch aswell but this multi-tool would be just for my main, requirements.

 

I will also put mini-scissors but not the spork. A spork would get dirty quite quickly and become a big problem, if I need anything like that i'll just carry around a teaspoon or two, they can be washed and won't require tons of cleaning and stuff, just a quick wipe. If its on my multi-tool it'll be all messy and get it messy and Eurghh...

 

I have a swiss amry knife (its different to the one you linked, its larger and can be bent into a pair of pliers. I would use it but I want a sort of thing the same but I want it to be accustomed to what I want.

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I'm thinking that Rocco would probaly survive the longest in a zombie apocalypse. I'd probaly be killed by a zombie while watching this thread.

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@Hex: You were the one saying it was spelt Asburgers syndrome. :wall:

Actually he clamed it was Aspergers, almost like asparges. Asburger's how it's pronounced.

 

And Hex, I believe you were talking about a Leatherman or Gerber, not a Swiss army knife.

 

What I'd bring if I were fleeing:

 

Airgun.

Rifle + hollow tip bullets.

Kukri.

Justing sword(real, not sport).

Bayonet sword.

Same(people) knife.

Codpiece.

Normal(not eating) knives.

Large hammer.

Motorcycle suit + helm(both for driving and fighting).

Bandages.

Opsite.

Lighters.

Bow + arrows.

My EASTPAK rucksack and bag(they're camo colored so twice as usefull).

Sleeping bag.

Dog + dogfood.

Small fireworks cannon(might get usefull if I find something explosive/highly flamable).

Sugar + vitamins + c-vitamin tablets(those to put in water).

Friends.

Painkillers.

Vinegar.

Car(motorcycle if not available).

Small axe.

Flashlight/volt checker(not measurer).

LED light.

Headlight.

Those sparly things you hold at newyears eve.

A box of long razors.

Binoculers.

Blowgun.

Pins.

Clorine.

Bateries.

Ropes.

Strong flashlight.

Rubberbands.

Salt.

Alcohol.

Cotton pads.

Gloves.

 

And that about wraps it up.

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@Hex: You were the one saying it was spelt Asburgers syndrome. :wall:

Actually he clamed it was Aspergers, almost like asparges. Asburger's how it's pronounced.

 

And Hex, I believe you were talking about a Leatherman or Gerber, not a Swiss army knife.

 

What I'd bring if I were fleeing:

 

Airgun. - For hunting small animals.

Rifle + hollow tip bullets.

Kukri.

Justing sword(real, not sport). For cutting throaths.

Bayonet sword.

Same(people) knife.

Codpiece.

Normal(not eating) knives.

Large hammer.

Motorcycle suit + helm(both for driving and fighting).

Bandages.

Opsite.

Lighters.

Bow + arrows.

My EASTPAK rucksack and bag(they're camo colored so twice as usefull).

Sleeping bag.

Dog + dogfood. - Can't just leave him, also he'd work as a pillow.

Small fireworks cannon(might get usefull if I find something explosive/highly flamable).

Sugar + vitamins + c-vitamin tablets(those to put in water).

Friends. - Not too many.

Painkillers.

Vinegar.

Car(motorcycle if not available).

Small axe.

Flashlight/volt checker(not measurer).

LED light.

Headlight.

Those sparly things you hold at newyears eve.

A box of long razors.

Binoculers.

Blowgun. - For firing pins dipped in clorine.

Pins.

Clorine.

Bateries.

Ropes.

Strong flashlight.

Rubberbands.

Salt.

Alcohol.

Cotton pads.

Gloves.

 

And that about wraps it up.

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I'd just surrender to the zombies.

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Hex, I think I zombie survival forum is fairly useless, because there aren't many things we can discuss. I'll still join, just to see if we get some people first, though.

 

I'll post a detailed plan in a bit.

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