Unless you can cut horizontally straight through the neck in one blow, you're likely to get bitten or clawed.

 

You could take a video of you cutting directly through a melon or something, that would do just fine as proof.

Gloves and skating pads up your arms?

Well, that would be a good start, but you need to remember that if a zombie grabs you it will probably break them, since they aren't held back by pain like a human is.

 

I tend to think of it as the same as when a normal human suddenly goes bat [cabbage] insane and can lift a car, it's because the body shuts off all other functions and basically pushes itself to the limit, nearly killing itself in the process. A zombie can shut off those functions anyway, and pain doesn't matter. The first few attacks a zombie makes (Before it decays enough) could probably crush a bone or ten.

Unless you can cut horizontally straight through the neck in one blow, you're likely to get bitten or clawed.

 

You could take a video of you cutting directly through a melon or something, that would do just fine as proof.

Sorry, I'm limited to webcam and I ain't too eager to spray my room with melon chunks.

But I can tell you a kukhri hits as hard as a machete but is mouch more balanced and efficient(due to it's curve).

 

Hex, you forgot the most important thing; a codpiece.

Bah. I liked the melon idea.

I meant to stop the zombie biting him. And yes, a codpiece would be good along with some shin pads, the thighs are in the perfect place not to be bitten. The chest will have something strong wrapped around it.

But yeh, melons are good for a lot of things.

Sandpaper will sharpen it.

Bad idea. Take a proper blade sharpener. I have one here that will fit in my pocket, and it hasn't let me down in about 5 years of use.

Ya know that there is probaly enough ammunition in the United States to blast open the entire zombie hoard, so why not take a gun>?

Because some of us do not live in the US.

[insert American stereotype joke here]

[insert American stereotype joke]

[insert redneck joke]

Hmm. How hard is it to fire a gun? I have fairly good hand-eye cordination, so I think I'd be good, but I've never shot a gun, despite that I'm the TZDFs gun weilding zombie killer.

 

I play alot of paintball, if that would help? I dunno. My plan involves never seeing a single zombie all my life, so truth be told that's not a huge concern for me.

Shutup all of you, americans are all blonde, mcdonalds eating imbiceles who go gun-happy into every single war. And what more, they don't go to war to protect or save people, they go to war to steal oil. Yeh.

They speak a basterdization of the english language and act as if its better to ours and use stupid words like 'Math' or 'Lawyer' or just be plain out stupid.

"Howdy! i'm an american, want some fries with that. Where should I put them? in the trunk of your Caddilac. Oh wait, I can't 'cause its probably got a bloody nuclear bomb at it which is aimed at Russia, Silly me. I'm such a wiener."

So don't act act like there better.

 

MrMegaKirby, lets just think. How long is it till you all pile on him for arrogance - seriously.

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And, we are allowed to have certian guns in england. We are not allowed pistols but we are allowed shotguns and rifles.

 

My plan will involve either needing one or two shots of a gun or a lot. So i'm planning on getting hold of one of the .22 pen guns which are one shot but would still kill/disable a zombie.

 

Like this and this

Hex. I think you took the joke a tad too far. Jesus, man, that was not cool.

Hex. I think you took the joke a tad too far. Jesus, man, that was not cool.

Hex, overdo things? Never!

 

Mind, living in America would be helpful for me. I'd just have to find some actual rednecks.

 

I'd just awe them with simple addition and become their elader.

 

(Oh great, now I'm doing it, too....)

*Goes and cries in a corner*

Hex, no one likes you. Leave.

^Harsh.

 

 

And Retech, don't worry, I'm American, as well. I just also enjoy poking fun at my own country.

Hex my prediction is that you will die in the first month of the outbreak or most likely be shot by the police when you try to take over a grocery store. As for myself with my plan which involves not actually fighting the zombies aside from running them over with a huge dump truck should. I think I might be able to last a full year or more!

Doom, I'm on my phone and I saw your name.

I guessed it would be one of your [bleep]ty little comments.

 

And guess what!?

It was.

 

And Grim, swat aren't going to come very quickly when there held up with other things.

Hex, I don't know why you are so adamant in your theory that the English are superior to everyone else.

 

Now please, take your issues somewhere else. We don't need children who like to be extremist here.

I say that according to a few African tribes, Americans are the superior people, mainly because we are the most overweight.

^Harsh.

 

 

And Retech, don't worry, I'm American, as well. I just also enjoy poking fun at my own country.

I don't care about poking fun at countries. It's the fact that no one was being serious, and then hex comes in and ruins a joke, acting like a [bleep]. Then you post sob stories on other threads complaining about being sad because the entire forum hates you. I don't care that you don't like me, I'm just saying that in most of the threads in this forum you've made the threads a lot less fun.

I say that according to a few African tribes, Americans are the superior people, mainly because we are the most overweight.

 

Technically that's the Aussies now.

I was led to believe by "Family Feud" that the Aussies were the most healthy people in the world in terms of weight.