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...Why are you on a different account? Seems like, really pointless.

 

 

This. The only point of a second account would be to avoid having people recognize you. And he just blew his own cover.

 

 

(I suspect we're having our legs pulled.)

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

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I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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BuzzyBee is totally not me, in a billion ways not me.

And the reason that they would be good as a weapon is this.

 

Say i'm cornered by zombies and I can't run away.

One throw they will all be either killed or pushed apart even slightly.

Then I can run away.

I don't want to kill zombies, just get them out my way so I can get away.

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Pffft.

 

I think we're being trolled.

 

 

And Hex, explosives are not guaranteed head shots, and therefore you need guns as well.

 

Yes explosives can be useful sometimes, but anyone would agree with that.

 

And wouldn't using explosive while cornered blow you up, as well?

 

 

 

 

 

...Wait, sorry, I forgot that you possess the ability to "explode and run away."

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Wait, if you just get a nice country house you have almost all the time in the world to make secure fences.

You could farm animals aswell.

Or suburban and just finish/fortify normal fences, it's not like zombies know how to open gates. A suburban house, a semi-tall smooth wall with a strong iron/steel gate and a shotgun + ammo and you're safe.

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They'll form a zombie tower, the piles of zombies will be climbed up and form a pyramid ramp up the walls.

 

The more zombies which are outside the walls, the more are likely to be attracted, and eventually you're boxed in by hundereds, they slowly climb over the walls, and then you're basically gone.

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They'll form a zombie tower, the piles of zombies will be climbed up and form a pyramid ramp up the walls.

 

The more zombies which are outside the walls, the more are likely to be attracted, and eventually you're boxed in by hundereds, they slowly climb over the walls, and then you're basically gone.

Electric barb-wire and elevated buildings, my house has a foundation that is 1/4 a floor high, all I need to do is remove front and back stairs, remove terrace(it's only wood) and baricade three doors, three large windows and three small, also add electric barb-wire to garage roof(i've entered from there about five times when window was locked myself(forgot keys)).

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Mather, electric barbed wire wouldn't do all that much and would take a lot of power to run. I assume you have a large generator and a lot of fuel in your house then?

Staying in an urban area during the zombie apocalypse is a bad option, you'll get surrounded, and slowly go mad due to lack of sleep/escape or they'll just climb over the stacked corpses (Killed due to electricity) of their zombie brethren and come to eat you. You'll then try to shoot them with a shotgun, creating more noise, and attracting more zombies.

 

Hex, if you drop an explosive on a stack of zombies which are against a wall, it wont kill all of them, and the noise of the explosion will attract a whole lot more.

 

 

I repeat, staying in an urban area is NOT smart.

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Suburban, got at least four or five car batteries and a generator which could be retrofitted to with our diesel engine(from car) which then again would be made to use bio-diesel/plant oil(just switching some fuel tubes) and for the barb-wire the power will be stored in capasitors until triggerend by a fluctuation in a weaker circuit(capasitors are no problem, by killing a (allready broken) computer I found a 450v (more than lethal) one, and I have five more computers).

 

Also they can't get in the house unless they manage to pile their way to the second floor or break through a well baricaded door/window, in which case I hide in the attic(retractable staircase and hatch).

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It takes roughly double the voltage it would take to kill a human to kill a zombie, so keep that in mind.

 

Okay, so, situation.

 

Your plan started off okay, with only a few zombies trying to get in and failing miserably, being zapped by the electric fences. You think to yourself that this was an awesome idea. By the third day, the zombies are numbering in the dozens, the wire is covered with corpses and the other zombies are unnaffected, and their continuous moaning is beginning to draw more and more zombies to you.

The fifth day, you start shooting the zombies which are climbing over the mass of flesh and up the wall. The noise of your shotgun alerts every zombie within about a mile to your presence, and the moaning is growing with every single mindless drone which gets added to the pile.

 

The seventh day, zombies have got past the fence. you continue to shoot them, but all that does is draw more zombies from the surrounding area. You retreat into the house and board the windows up. With seven zombies pressing against them, the windows shatter. you run to the attic, and pull up the ladder. By the 20th day you have died of dehydration and gone mad due to the constant baying of the cursed souls below you, making you unable to sleep.

 

Honestly, you don't want to stay near a town or city. You want to get as far away as possible from places with a high population density.

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Nevermind the fact that areas with population even in the hundreds will be subject to raiders, craploads of zombies, and possibly governement bombings. Get miles away from even the most remote sign of humanity, it's usually the best bet.

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