Retech Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 *Laughs* Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mrmegakirby Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Rocco, I love the way you rip apart peoples posts :P Now, my detailed plan. Within 10 minutes of outbreak: -Pack a backpack with the following:Swiss army knife (2 different versions)Kitchen knife, 10 inch blade, nonserratedSleeping bagSeeds of various vegtablesSki polesCrow barMoney (Useless, but some people may still want it, so I could buy things off them)CompassSmall Tent After that is packed, I bike to the local wallmart ( About 3k away, and I'd be biking through the forest), to get myself a gun. I'd grab 2 guns, and ammo for each one. I'd also grab some accesories for it. I'd also grab some canned food, and one last bag of salt and vineger chips to savour. I'd also head over and grab a few books, and mabye a rubix cube or smilar game. And anything else that comes to mind. Then, I'd head back home, to finish packing. within one hour of outbreak:Finish packing. My full setup would be: (2 backpacks, one I would have on my back, one I'd fasten to my bike)Swiss army knife (2 different versions)Kitchen knife, 10 inch blade, nonserratedSleeping bagSeeds of various vegtablesSki polesCrow barMoney (Useless, but some people may still want it, so I could buy things off them)CompassSmall Tent2 guns + ammoRubber gloves2 extra pairs of hiking boots, mabye a little too big (leaving me room to grow)Food5 BooksHarmonicaBandagesBinocularsWater filterfishing rod/netpaintball gun (Seems useless, but it would break a small animals leg, and is very light. Full setup weighs under 3 pounds)Hunting knifeA few sets of clothingFlintLighterEar muffsEar plugsSunglassesRopeHammerwrenchscrew driver At this point, I'd ask my family what they're doing. If they have some idiotic sucidial idea, i'd try to stop them, but if I couldn't I'd head over to my friends house (He has a plan, too) and head out with him. We're both well built, and he has 3 older brothers, so I think we'd do well. Within one day of outbreak:Start to travel. we'd all be on bikes, and heading through deep forests. We'd probally head west to alberta/manitoba, and find a forest to settle in. at that point, we'd start to live... I'm not sure what to say at this point, so I guess I'll finish up,. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 You can buy guns at walmart? Wow Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I wonder where the terrorists get all their weapons... Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisp Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 You can buy guns at walmart? WowI'm pretty sure there are guns at WalMart that you don't even need a license for. But don't quote me there.Wal-Mart is the biggest seller of guns in the US, and probably the world. And you don't need to have a license in my state, or to register, or anything. You just need to be over 16 if you don't have parental consent. Hegemony-Spain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 You see, the Americans have the Russians, us English people have thoe French ([bleep]ig [bleep]heads) and, my idea is currently in Photoshop but Asimov on my phone I can't carry on with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mrmegakirby Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Hey, I'm 1/4 french, and speak it. As yes, there are guns at walmart, though I'm not sure on what type. They're behind glass doors, thoough. I suspect the glass is bulletproof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mrmegakirby Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I'm in canada, and we don't have giant rotating kill machine displays. But there are guns, don't worry. Right next to the hunting knifes :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Hey, I'm 1/4 french, and speak it. As yes, there are guns at walmart, though I'm not sure on what type. They're behind glass doors, thoough. I suspect the glass is bulletproof. Well, I thought it was funny. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I'm in canada, and we don't have giant rotating kill machine displays. But there are guns, don't worry. Right next to the hunting knifes :PWe're Canadian. We can fend off the zombies with hockey sticks and rye bottles. Tbh, I think Canada would be the only safe-zone in the world, because Canadians are the only people with the stupidity and balls to say "ZOMBIES? [bleep] that, eh. THIS. IS. CANADA. *kicks zombies off the rockies*". Vienna Raszyn Warsaw Klushino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mrmegakirby Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I'm in canada, and we don't have giant rotating kill machine displays. But there are guns, don't worry. Right next to the hunting knifes :PWe're Canadian. We can fend off the zombies with hockey sticks and rye bottles. Tbh, I think Canada would be the only safe-zone in the world, because Canadians are the only people with the stupidity and balls to say "ZOMBIES? [bleep] that, eh. THIS. IS. CANADA. *kicks zombies off the rockies*". Thanks for re-enforcing the steryotype. steryotypes I've spent years trying to rid the world of. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to feed my pet polar bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I'm in canada, and we don't have giant rotating kill machine displays. But there are guns, don't worry. Right next to the hunting knifes :PWe're Canadian. We can fend off the zombies with hockey sticks and rye bottles. Tbh, I think Canada would be the only safe-zone in the world, because Canadians are the only people with the stupidity and balls to say "ZOMBIES? [bleep] that, eh. THIS. IS. CANADA. *kicks zombies off the rockies*". Thanks for re-enforcing the steryotype. steryotypes I've spent years trying to rid the world of. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to feed my pet polar bear.Oh you lucky bastard. I have a pet beaver and moose. Any chance you'd like to trade? The beaver can collect firewood, and the moose can...well...eat all your food. Vienna Raszyn Warsaw Klushino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I hate that this thread got moved to this forum, I forgot about it. I might post up a short plan as well as write up a supply list tomorrow, but I'm too tired to do so now. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I wonder where the terrorists get all their weapons...Terrorist organizations? Russia? I'd say moe likely those two tbh. Silly Ruskies. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mrmegakirby Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I'm in canada, and we don't have giant rotating kill machine displays. But there are guns, don't worry. Right next to the hunting knifes :PWe're Canadian. We can fend off the zombies with hockey sticks and rye bottles. Tbh, I think Canada would be the only safe-zone in the world, because Canadians are the only people with the stupidity and balls to say "ZOMBIES? [bleep] that, eh. THIS. IS. CANADA. *kicks zombies off the rockies*". Thanks for re-enforcing the steryotype. steryotypes I've spent years trying to rid the world of. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to feed my pet polar bear.Oh you lucky bastard. I have a pet beaver and moose. Any chance you'd like to trade? The beaver can collect firewood, and the moose can...well...eat all your food. Ohh...Ohhhhh.... Sorry, I think I fed your beaver to my polar bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 BASTARD! Fine, I stop the airlift supplies to your remote igloo! Have fun surviving on snow! (Though...I suppose since we are Canadian that's not really a problem for us...DAMN). Vienna Raszyn Warsaw Klushino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 A jousting sword is a rapier, it can't slit throats. An airgun couldn't kill anything except a baby rabbit. The dog would run away once it saw a zombie. And what's the point in firing chlorinated pins?A jousting sword can be any light sword fit to parry and block another, the exact sword I was looking for was a side-sword. My dog wouldn't run if he saw a zombie, he'd either hide or not notice that it was a zombie. Chlorinated pins would work as poisoned blow-darts, usefull for hunting large animals or killing zombies if enough is fired, also then I wouldn't have to waste as many bullets. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 *gives Kirby and Dusty a pet Penguin* Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Mather, you forget that zombies have no blood flow, so poison cannot spread around their body.Blowgun is useless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mrmegakirby Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Would a blowgun have enough force to pearce a zombie skull? I doubt it, but if it did, it could be useful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retech Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Probaly. The skin is all squishy, but like Ross said, there is no blood to move the poison around. Master of your domain? I am Lord of the manor, Queen of the castle, King of the county! Former moderator of the original DungeoneeringFormer moderator of Ye Olde HegemonyModerator of the remake of DungeoneeringFormer Empress of the Lichten Empire (Hegemony)Former President of the United States (Hegemony)Former Emporer of Imperial Japan (Hegemony)Czarina Catherine of Imperial Russia (Hegemony The only difference between a disagreement between friends, an argument between strangers, and a feud between enemies is the ability to reconcile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mrmegakirby Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 If you can send an inch long dart through a zombie head, you don't need poison ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Ross, first of all: why does there heart stop?And second poison can flow through liquid, if it's pumping or not. Zombies wouldn't be affected by the poison anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Mather1 Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Ross, first of all: why does there heart stop?And second poison can flow through liquid, if it's pumping or not. Zombies wouldn't be affected by the poison anyway.Yes they wil, because chlorine is poisonous not because it generates some sort of unfixable disease, but because it destroys the layer of fat around each cell, rendering them useless. Twitter: @TheMather1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Yes but you see only in large amounts would it do that.Aswell as that it probably just wouldn't work. Back to the tin box then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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